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Detective Mike Hunt, NCPD 07-20-2013 09:41 AM

ATTENTION CRIMINALS
 
ATTENTION NETCEES. SOME OF YOU ARE GUILTY OF MINOR OFFENCES NOT DESERVING OF JAIL TIME BUT CANNOT GO UNPUNISHED. SEE BELOW FOR THE CHARGE AND THE PUNISHMENT

@Storyteller
CRIME: EXCESSIVE USE OF THE MENTION FEATURE
SENTENCE: USE OF THE MENTION FEATURE IS DISALLOWED FOR THE NEXT WEEK. USE OF SAID FEATURE IN SAID TIME PERIOD WILL RESULT IN IMPRISONMENT

@Sharp Nine @PancakeBrah
CRIME: EXCESSIVE UNWARRANTED MUSIC-RELATED POSTS
SENTENCE: DISCUSSION OF MUSIC DISALLOWED FOR 3 DAYS FOR CAKE AND 5 FOR SHARP. SINCE SHARP’S NAME IS A FAGGY MUSIC PUN IT IS TO BE CHANGED FOR THAT TIME PERIOD. DISCUSSION OF MUSIC IN SAID TIME PERIOD WILL RESULT IN IMPRISONMENT

@Lecture @Atomic @Slowhands
CRIME: DISORDERLY BOARDING, WANTON DISREGARD FOR PROPOSITION 17, FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF JOY
SENTENCE: PROBATIONARY POSTING PERIOD OF NO LESS THAN 2 WEEKS. A WARNING WILL BE ISSUED FOR NEGALULZ AND SUBSEQUENTLY WILL BE CAUSE FOR IMPRISIONMENT

@Flo Real
CRIME: EXCESSIVE WHINING REALTED TO UNFAVORABLE RESPONSES TO VOTES, NEGLECT OF PROPOSITION 17
SENTENCE: WARNING, FURTHER WHINING WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED

@SiK
CRIME: GANG-RELATED AGGRESSION
SENTENCE: LIFE ON PAROLE, CHARGES WILL BE REMOVED IF AGREED TO WORK AS AN INSIDE INFORMANT FOR THE NCPD

@Nigma
CRIME: POSTING WHILE IMPAIRED
SENTENCE: BREATHALYZER TO BE ATTACHED TO NETCEES LOGIN PAGE FOR TWO (2) MONTHS, UPON WHICH IT WILL BE REMOVED

@Aero
CRIME: FIRST DEGREE USE OF A SLOW-IT-DOWN BAR
SENTENCE: WARNING, FURTHER USE OF SAID BARS MAY NOT GO UNPUNISHED

@Mr. J @IllCracka @Scripter
CRIME: EVERY LINE IN NUMEROUS BATTLE CYPHERS
SENTENCE: USE OF BATTLE CYPHERS IS DISALLOWED UNTIL EVIDENCED IMPROVEMENT VIA EITHER/OR: 1)READING OF ACTUAL BATTLES 2)USE OF TUTORING SECION 3) DIVINE INTERVENTION

@mimic
CRIMES: ATTEMPTED IDENTITY THEFT, UNWARRANTED SOLICITATION OF BUSINESS IN RESTRICTED ZONE
SENTENCE: UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS BRITISH ACCENT FOR THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE



THAT IS ALL FOR NOW. CARRY ON GOOD CITIZENS.

SiK 07-20-2013 09:42 AM

Gang related? *dead

Spoken 07-20-2013 09:46 AM

DEAD @ THe mention tag

thats whats up lol

uh-oh 07-20-2013 09:55 AM

FUCK THE POLICE NIGGA

Spoken 07-20-2013 09:55 AM

oh shit...... ifficer BEND-A-DICK please pursue the chase

Witty 07-20-2013 10:32 AM

Good to see someone is keeping these streets clean for the law abiding netcitizens.

Thank you Officer.

SiK 07-20-2013 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty (Post 101153)
Good to see someone is keeping these streets clean for the law abiding netcitizens.

Thank you Officer.

This guy is the Gang Leader

Witty 07-20-2013 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiK (Post 101154)
This guy is the Gang Leader

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You must mean someone else.

I have never been involved in crime of any sort, I am a legitimate business man and I find these accusations offensive and slanderous.

Surely proof must be provided or I will walk free as the innocent man I am.

The Boca Burglar 07-20-2013 10:50 AM

Game up

Detective Mike Hunt, NCPD 07-20-2013 10:51 AM

I will get you one day.

You will be behind bars with the rest of them.

Witty 07-20-2013 10:56 AM

Nothing wrong with making some money on the side.

The Boca Burglar 07-20-2013 10:56 AM

Sly like fox

Geno 07-20-2013 10:59 AM

Toppled

Wise Wiggles 07-20-2013 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 101145)
FUCK THE POLICE NIGGA

My thoughts exactly.

StarFaggot 07-20-2013 11:07 AM

loooooool @ slow it down bar...

Meth 07-20-2013 11:37 AM

Lmao

Vulgar 07-20-2013 12:01 PM

lol Netcees is turning into a police state but somehow it feels.... right.

Ghost1 07-20-2013 12:23 PM

And then....

There were laws......


We r striding towards a civilized community gentlemen. Its a proud day indeed

Sharp 07-20-2013 01:48 PM

lmao fair enough. Long as this doesn't become Orwellian lol

Fart 07-20-2013 04:10 PM

loll


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