Neighbor vs. VERITAS {Neighbor wins}
 

@Neighbor
@veritas

What’s up, V?

12’s good

Hey man, yeah 12 is good.

I beat myself against @Answer last week...


Sometimes you take a gamble & get shortchanged your half.
The closest this nerd’s come to Risk & reward was playin the board game for cash.
I’ll have doctors sayin, “you don’t wanna look at him.”
The Mind Assassin? Let’s see if your brain can fight itself outta this coma I put you in.
I’m kickin down ya door w/ my hand on the four-fifth.
One shot put ya wife, kids & dog on the living room wall like a family portrait.
Pedal to the metal, when I’m blastin w/ the shotty? Deadly.
I’m puttin V12 gauges through the roof; they askin if it’s got a HEMI.
Veritas’ punches? A joke.. while Neigh’s hit like Tyson’s.
The way you cop out to those knee slappers could inspire nationwide riots.
#1 seed for a reason.. you gettin bagged early.
I just put the #32 on his back & retired him w/ The Heat — Shaq jersey.


12

Foolish mortal.

Tbh I ain't sure if this if the first round of the summer classic or a deadly protest, the way I fuck twelves.
The synthesis of every one of my selves. The only fight here is your urge to browse Hot Topic shelves
You look like a substance abuser who demos all his sheetrock instead of a broad's cooter.
See you sitting at BWW salty cuz my first line is better than your whole verse calling me a loser.
Fact: Neigh, you're the Goldberg tat of battle rap. You're trashy. If you were black, you're ashy.
Posing as a steroid-using day trader isn't despicable, I sincerely think it's classy.
I write multiverses. Your wife holds moldy purses, I solve human troubles and puzzles, you drink Mtn Dew behind old purple tint with bubbles.
I could legit kill you with my bare hands, this rejects your scuffles, basic white boy like u aint built for the struggles this arm-less man juggles.
I have my eye on you, bootleg Beyond. Hollohan to Barcotic's Pat Stay, Kyle, how are you a threat tho?
Original. You and V? Wi gon end with a 44 like I'm 64 Cubed, made you Sue for the votes I Switch, bitch it aint a game, I'm Nintendo.
And ironically, still not playing. See what I'm saying is my ammo has so many ways to paint your face
And while totally accurate, you being a Juggalo rape-baby, is the most unique kill to state this case.

Jk

Mal: portrait,hemi,shaq


Vs

Ashy, Nintendo


Mvgt mal, this was REALLY CLOSE. But mal gets it for having punches

Mmk


Neighbor you had some solid stuff, can tell you didn’t put a lot of effort in here and you didn’t really have to. Family portrait was cool. Nationwide riots was cool too.

Veritas your bars are so long it’s crazy lol. Like your opener could have been dope but you just lose me halfway through. Also the video game bar was really bad.


Vote neighbor

I’m kickin down ya door w/ my hand on the four-fifth.
One shot put ya wife, kids & dog on the living room wall like a family portrait.
Pedal to the metal, when I’m blastin w/ the shotty? Deadly.
I’m puttin V12 gauges through the roof; they askin if it’s got a HEMI.

vs

n/a

v's verse had some funny quips was a bit too wordy without much pay-off and a lot of it was too simple to compete with neigh's verse. the few parts that incorporated double meaning e.g. the nintendo scheme could've been organized and packaged better. I think it's a pretty comfortable margin of victory that doesn't need a massive breakdown


v/ neighbor

Neigh bodies shit
Y’all both ppl I immensely respect


Veritas is a genius


But txt battling wasn’t his lane on this day



Vote neigh

I’m not sure this requires much of an explanation. Neighbor had a consistently solid verse. Leaving aside the insane bar lengths, Veritas also didn’t really have any concepts or execution that stood out to me. Neighbor won this handily.

Neighbor

Sometimes you take a gamble & get shortchanged your half.
The closest this nerd’s come to Risk & reward was playin the board game for cash.
Above avg filler
I’ll have doctors sayin, “you don’t wanna look at him.”
The Mind Assassin? Let’s see if your brain can fight itself outta this coma I put you in.
Clever, but that second line stretched
I’m kickin down ya door w/ my hand on the four-fifth.
One shot put ya wife, kids & dog on the living room wall like a family portrait.
Above avg gun bar. I chuckled
Pedal to the metal, when I’m blastin w/ the shotty? Deadly.
I’m puttin V12 gauges through the roof; they askin if it’s got a HEMI.
Cool wp, not feeling the punch
Veritas’ punches? A joke.. while Neigh’s hit like Tyson’s.
The way you cop out to those knee slappers could inspire nationwide riots.
Clever. Cool.
#1 seed for a reason.. you gettin bagged early.
I just put the #32 on his back & retired him w/ The Heat — Shaq jersey.
I hate these types of endings

Wording is solid. For most bars, I didn't like the actual diss behind the cleverness.

5/10


VS

Veritas

Tbh I ain't sure if this if the first round of the summer classic or a deadly protest, the way I fuck twelves.
The synthesis of every one of my selves. The only fight here is your urge to browse Hot Topic shelves
You look like a substance abuser who demos all his sheetrock instead of a broad's cooter.
See you sitting at BWW salty cuz my first line is better than your whole verse calling me a loser.
Fact: Neigh, you're the Goldberg tat of battle rap. You're trashy. If you were black, you're ashy.
Posing as a steroid-using day trader isn't despicable, I sincerely think it's classy.
I write multiverses. Your wife holds moldy purses, I solve human troubles and puzzles, you drink Mtn Dew behind old purple tint with bubbles.
I could legit kill you with my bare hands, this rejects your scuffles, basic white boy like u aint built for the struggles this arm-less man juggles.
I have my eye on you, bootleg Beyond. Hollohan to Barcotic's Pat Stay, Kyle, how are you a threat tho?
Original. You and V? Wi gon end with a 44 like I'm 64 Cubed, made you Sue for the votes I Switch, bitch it aint a game, I'm Nintendo.
And ironically, still not playing. See what I'm saying is my ammo has so many ways to paint your face
And while totally accurate, you being a Juggalo rape-baby, is the most unique kill to state this case.


Entirely too stretched for me to take seriously.


Vote: Neighbor

Sometimes you take a gamble & get shortchanged your half.
The closest this nerd’s come to Risk & reward was playin the board game for cash.
Nice opener
I’ll have doctors sayin, “you don’t wanna look at him.”
The Mind Assassin? Let’s see if your brain can fight itself outta this coma I put you in.
Little bit awkward but decent
I’m kickin down ya door w/ my hand on the four-fifth.
One shot put ya wife, kids & dog on the living room wall like a family portrait.
Lol nice
Pedal to the metal, when I’m blastin w/ the shotty? Deadly.
I’m puttin V12 gauges through the roof; they askin if it’s got a HEMI.
Nice
Veritas’ punches? A joke.. while Neigh’s hit like Tyson’s.
The way you cop out to those knee slappers could inspire nationwide riots.
Nice but the lack of real rhyme hurts it a bit
#1 seed for a reason.. you gettin bagged early.
I just put the #32 on his back & retired him w/ The Heat — Shaq jersey.
Shirt numbers are a bit eh but this is relevant to the battle and has enough detail to make it hit for me. Some bars slightly stretched but nice verse with personals, comedy and good disses. Don’t think you went all out here tbh though




Veritas

Tbh I ain't sure if this if the first round of the summer classic or a deadly protest, the way I fuck twelves.
The synthesis of every one of my selves. The only fight here is your urge to browse Hot Topic shelves
Wow these are some long bars even with internal rhyming
You look like a substance abuser who demos all his sheetrock instead of a broad's cooter.
See you sitting at BWW salty cuz my first line is better than your whole verse calling me a loser.
Not feelin
Fact: Neigh, you're the Goldberg tat of battle rap. You're trashy. If you were black, you're ashy.
Posing as a steroid-using day trader isn't despicable, I sincerely think it's classy.
Goldberg tat was funny
I write multiverses. Your wife holds moldy purses, I solve human troubles and puzzles, you drink Mtn Dew behind old purple tint with bubbles.
I could legit kill you with my bare hands, this rejects your scuffles, basic white boy like u aint built for the struggles this arm-less man juggles.
Are you calling yourself an armless man?
I have my eye on you, bootleg Beyond. Hollohan to Barcotic's Pat Stay, Kyle, how are you a threat tho?
Original. You and V? Wi gon end with a 44 like I'm 64 Cubed, made you Sue for the votes I Switch, bitch it aint a game, I'm Nintendo.
Snd getting even longer.. appreciate this one had more of a concept to it but could’ve condensed it a lot for more Effeft
And ironically, still not playing. See what I'm saying is my ammo has so many ways to paint your face
And while totally accurate, you being a Juggalo rape-baby, is the most unique kill to state this case.
Lol


Vote - Neighbour quite comfortably better verse better ideas and way better execution

going with Neighbor here. Quite comfortably, too.


Sometimes you take a gamble & get shortchanged your half.
The closest this nerd’s come to Risk & reward was playin the board game for cash.
I’m kickin down ya door w/ my hand on the four-fifth.
One shot put ya wife, kids & dog on the living room wall like a family portrait.
Pedal to the metal, when I’m blastin w/ the shotty? Deadly.
I’m puttin V12 gauges through the roof; they askin if it’s got a HEMI.

vs.

Nothing I really liked. The Nintendo stuff was clever though, I guess.

V - Neighbor

Neighbor cleaned up here.

That family portrait line was killllller. Not too many missses either. Coma i put you in and shaq jersey were also bangers


The other guy idk it just didnt connect for me... I appreciate a unique style and that at least he showed. It seemed more fit for a live cypher

Vote Neighbor

portrait and hemi got this for neighbor, just overall solid. Veritas was a lil longwinded, read more like a topical than a battle verse. Still entertaining lol

v Neighbor

Neighbor wins