UH OH'S FULLPROOF BETTING PLAN
 

TEN DOLLARS ON A TEN TEAM PARLAY LMFAO FOR 1000

RAVENS
BROWNS
PATRIOTS
BENGALS
RAMS
BEARS
CHIEFS
49ERS
COLTS
SAINTS

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ALSO BET 11 DOLLARS ON THE OVER (44 POINTS) FOR THE RAVENS/CAROLINA GAME. TO ENSURE YOU GET THE 10 YOU BET ON THE 10 MAN PARLAY BACK

on betdsi that parlay will get you like 6k but it keeps declining my fucking card so i signed up at mybookie instead and they're only doling out 1k.

but word. this is my plan going forward. small 10 dollar impossible parlays and then another small bet on the side to just win back the 10 i lose

flacco's gonna drop 30 on the bumass panthers D. fuck kuechly lmao. and cam newton will get a couple scores in garbage time. honestly now that i think about it the ravens might just fucking stomp carolina and shut them out. i might have to put in a bet on the over for the saints/vikings or packers/rams or some shit to recoup 20

plans FAILING OUT THE GATE

FULLPROOF LMFAO

im going to sleep.

In what world does a 10 team parlay laying 10 dollars only bring 1k?

IN uh oh's world you C@C faggot.

Yea I do a 12 team parlay twice a year for $10 just for shits and gigs and the payout is always like 20,000+ and I never win because it’s an insane bet.

im sure it differs site to site, the same picks on betdsi had it at like 6200, this site was only 1021 or some shit. also its alot of favorites. the pats were like -1200 i think, so they weighed it down ridiculously, but lumping the browns pick in jumped it alot and they're +300, i'd have to look again but i think theyre the only underdog i took

but word i don't know if betdsi tightened depositing shit or something, or just my bank/mastercard tightened their shit, but i couldn't make a new deposit on there. i even tried to buy bitcoin to deposit with bitcoin, and coinbase was declined by my card. think mastercard/my bank just became stricter with random charges i dunno.

mybookie has the best card acceptance shit so it went through but on my statement it says "angelica" lmao wtf.

but word i wanted to put some money up again with the intention of just fucking off instead of when i was thinking i was a guru cuz i turned 100-1800 with my first few bets before losing it all lmao

I use bovada. Always pays me in 15 days. I mostly bet on mma and boxing.

Id kick your ass for free ***

We’re online. Tough talk only ruffles feathers here when the attacked party is desperately trying to prove he is a gangster.

just when i thought your bet couldn't get clowned any harder in the first half, that field goal setup happens

lmao

Its all good they just wanna make sure i cover the over

Flacco gonna flacco in the 2nd half. Wink martindale adjustments will shut out their offense as well.

Im worried the brownies aint about thay life in shitsburgh

lol tbf the last time the panthers had a huge lead and kept it was the 2015 nfc championship by my recollection

LOL BAD ENOUGH THE STARTERS GOT BENCHED

NOT LOOKING GOOD 4 U GIRL

life is miserable and full of pain. whenever i bet the ravens they lose. i am blaming that for this loss. lol

my foolproof* plan came through, just in the opposite direction though. i leave this sunday even. like my baltimore ravens' record.

unacceptable.

That garbage time backups TD cost me a fantasy point damnit

the ravens defense got me a -4

i was turning my ship around too. with the success of cohen and kerryon johnson saving my RB position, and wentz wentzin'. but alas. i am gonna lose to my brother in law this week and drop to 2-6 WTF. unless diggs and lutz ball out and murray does nothing that is.

im on a tear in the NC's league tho since i traded julio for connor lmao. and at this point it might have been a smart trade, worst case he splits duties with bell now

although as much hype conner is getting its sorta unwarranted. anyone who has watched both play can clearly see bell is the better back. if conner is putting up these numbers i can only imagine bell would match them and or be better altogether

who knows tho

UNTIL NEXT WEEK for uhoh's second foolproof bet gents

That *** Fitzpatrick cost me 200 bucks.....LAY DOWN BITCH