Originally Posted by Chyeahhh!!! (Post 629558)

Defiant walks in on me fucking his sister and his mom after returning from a D wave computer seminar

lol I hate these intros cuz it just means u couldn't fit ur concept into the actual bar

he opened the door and appeared beligerent, that's when the trouble hit
wasn't a quantum physics experiment but he observed me in double slits

this is ok I guess...im familiar w the study

I was gettin off while he spewed a fumbled sentence
Stared that asshole down..
then stared down his moms asshole till I got tunnel vision

lmfao da fuqq

test me, I go to the shelf, grab some shells and a weapon
it's a 12 gauge bitch!! and it'll be at your door like Hush's A/S/L preference

age sex location....idk I don't get it...the gun will be at his door like a young woman from ny ?

computer thuggin from yah chair acting eything but civil
the spectators heads'll spin when I blow yah head off and it lands on the swivel

ok

yah faggotry easy to grasp, come out the closet, you down low hanging fruit
and you're a shitty mod, heard more complaints about you than a fuckin vaping group

light

you got 1 lonely ass accommp, stand by while I word it well
you, yah sister, and yah mom deserve to die and I hope you all burn in hell

lmaooooooo

I gave 2 fucks bout this battle, you can tell by the intro
I reached a new low raising the bar and left those bitches dignity in limbo

seems like it shpuld be played but I cant recall any bars like this so im give it the nod

Originally Posted by Defiant (Post 629835)

Conspiracy after conspiracy, hes a known bore
so many outdated views... how the fuck u aint got a bitch to go home for

wording issues

Known for a bigger chin than john kerry...so I'm smashing through the door
Tellin u keep your chin up, just to stop ya whole head crashing off the floor

lmao gone

Win then lose....theres no consistency, names on no threat list
When your win/loss column resembles a finished game of Tetris

creative/clunky/dece

Last battle sent me to sleep, one thing of note the way through
The only thing 'incredible' there....was him having 6 lines every bar..... n having 1 less quotable than u

lmfao

Battered u before, if this is the comeback il drop some true facts
that your revival is so much corny shit that it could rival eminem's new tracks

light

bars have so much work to do, it'dbe easy to break ya heart
If we wanted to fill the cracks in your work, we'd need a ton of filler, a miracle and your chin just to make a start

these lines feel long...but that wasn't why I didn't like this line...

His audios sucked....it'd be luck if anyone paired with ya
reason hes reached a wider audience...... is cause fat chicks are the only thing he can fuck in his area

lmfao cheesy but I fuck w it

Originally Posted by Allen Knight (Post 630169)

rec's updated @Orc

Originally Posted by Orc (Post 630184)

Appreciate you man merry Christmas

Originally Posted by Schadenfreude (Post 630207)

Week off.

Originally Posted by Destroyer (Post 630198)

Def take a week off
Nobody is showing 4 days before Xmas
Plus zelph said not to, so I think it’s obvious what the right answer is

Originally Posted by Orc (Post 630187)

Hahaha

Also do u guys think we should take a week break after this week? I'm open to suggestions. I won't be on NCS

Im back in work on the 28th. I could put the new battles up then or else just wait until the 1st and schedule it as normal

Originally Posted by sraL (Post 630250)

I told the AOWL guys to take a week off, no one is gonna be writing/voting over he festive period. I suggested a cypher thread up in the forum if anyone is bored enough to wanna write in the downtime. Maybe have a cypher thread in here too or a have a Santa Diss type thread, best verse gets a little accomp just to tide over the few guys who don't celebrate or have loved ones?

Originally Posted by sraL (Post 630253)

a good old fashioned Amen roast always brings merriment to the good folks of NC lol