NCGX Stock Market: SUICIDE WATCH UPDATE
 

Update

After a week of competition (or so), our portfolios are ranked as such:


1. Blanco Bishop: $157,769
@Blanco Bishop is holding onto AAPL, and AAPL alone. How very vanilla.


2. Oswald Swansberg: $154,465

Leading the game in transactions with 26 trades, Swanny is more or less breaking even with mixed-bag results. @Vulgar bit the bullet and has invested all of his funds into RAI. A risky proposition at best.

3. Split Eight: $150,853
Doing perfectly mediocre!

4. Sharp Nine: $150,147
@Sharp nine and I both are currently taking a loss on TSLA (fuck you Elon Musk). This joker has 2 shares of a couple stocks, and appears to be operating on the "69 share transactions method" of trading

5. NYCSPITZ: $139,092

@NYCSPITZ has been working Chesapeake Energy Corp (CHK) all game, performing 9 trades since the game's start. He currently is attempting to short the stock, but it has gently climbed in value since he placed the order. It hasn't broken the ceiling previously established, so there is a good chance he will make his money back.

as of now, we're hearing reports from Spitz Condominiums that an Asian man in his mid-20s is currently braced against the exterior of his no-suicide window in his penthouse apartment, clutching a bottle of Knob Creek and 100 handwritten pages of @dead man OM's on loose leaf. At last report, he was issuing threats to 'hammer time his Padamansa'


Predictions
1. Vulgar forgets to sell and loses 5% on RAI

2. NYCSPITZ continues to work CHK for a massive profit until he flies too close to the sun and gets burnt for half his net worth

3. Sharp Nine knocks up a teacher's aid at his middle school, puts on 40 lb, and gets 6 months probation for bootlegging his daughter's school play

4. @big baby, @Aero, @Diode, @Bags, @PancakeBrah, @Muff join

@veritas @Innovator @Greed @sraL @Junto @Witty @Certain @quaker oats @Mr. J @asylum @Adonis @Frank @Destroyer @@$chein Dolla $ign

http://www.marketwatch.com/game/netcees

Password: dildos
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lol I fuck w this.

i do this with real money in a for funsies account.. don't want to mix up the two by accident. sorry, guy.

WikInvest for portfolio tracking. U aware?

Nah all good haha

NYC shorting CHK would be his undoing if were real life and the brokers had the option to call the stock within 10 days.


Split how do you see what stocks others have traded? I only see # of trades.

If you look at the rankings, you can click on someone's Portfolio. From there you can click the "Transactions" tab, but you can't see "Orders"

Ex: Vulgar's trades

I'm in. I bought as many shares of Chipotle stock as possible. I will wait for my money.

isn't this some type of inside trader info fraud?

obv certain kno chipotle stock goin thru the roof cuz this fat piece of shit has already been there 3 times today

I actually use a customized rainmeter plugin:

http://i.imgur.com/8iOOQhI.png

lol now finish him, diode

I love Rainmeter

screenshot of your setup?

this is from my 3rd monitor where i keep track of all my crap. i don't use it on my main or 2nd ones:

http://i.imgur.com/7A4cSNn.jpg

Ego.

so respectful.

The fact any of you know what any of this means is whats wrong with the world

Whistleblow this dick.

PARRY COMBO FINISH COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRRRRR

THIS IS IRONIC COMING FROM THE LIKES OF YOUR DIRT


but nah yo I don't understand a fuckin TING in hyeah

I SHOULD BE VICTORIOUS TBC

EVERYTHING ABOUT Your Life is so wonderful. Yes yes.

where did i say that?

diode....do u trade stocks or just hold index funds?

i'm active when i need to be active.

i tried day trading. didn't need that stress in my life.

i keep it fairly diversified. long on index-ish ETFs and dividends, short on opportunistic buys (e.g. my GBP and Barclays holdings at present).

Pretty sound money management @Diode.



Let me hold somethin....

Man my phone broke and this eyepod shuts down every time

I try to sign up so I just gave up

I tried signing up.

Forgot the password to my dummy e-mail account.

Gave up.

What is this all about @Split Eight

It's about zoos, you fucking helicopter piloting piece of human garbage.

it's literally about stocks. tell me stories about how your a stock genius. no, better, tell me how you are a stock. there a five posts, in a row, on what this is about. but you're a faggot. so you want the attention. so let me break down what anyone with a 92 IQ could ascertain from the conversation. THERE IS A STROCK GRAME. STROCKS. CAN PLAY. MOST MONEY WINS. GET GOOD STROCKS. cant wait until your post about, like, "lol i was just playing i knew what it was about. btw made a million being a strock trader on my helicopter. im a NURSE!"

rawn i'm fucking drafting fucking drafts for my real "GO IN" rant towards you. you're a floridian piece of side walk. go fuck yourself so fucking hard. you 1/2 cool felony wanting piece of garbo shit human.

god fucking damn it i thought i was numb to the internet but i would literally put my fist through this laptop if it meant you felt an inkling of pain go rob a grandma and brag about your record you sound ordinance want to be badass FAGGOT

piece of shit i want to reshoot the entirety of American History X so I can call Ed Norton on the .001% chance he'll reshoot the BITE THE CURB scene but this time as a real life snuff film with you in black face

fucking useless strand of DNA YOU'RE HOLDING BACK EVOLUTION CHRISTIANS LOVE YOU YOU ARE A FUCKING DINOSAUR FACED FLORIDIAN MISTAKE YOUR PARENTS ARE TAKING PLAN B RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE 65 BUT THEY JUST ARE JUST FUCKING

JUST

HOPING IT MAYBE WORKS LIKE A TIME A MACHINE

JUST

Chipotle took a 1.85 percent hit today, so I know what I'm getting for dinner.

Lol @ NYC doing so poorly

I'm still taking this easily

stock market guru!!!

Boxing guru!! Humor guru!! Nonsense rhyme guru! !! Lol stfu

NYC bb is more topical than you and even more Asian so he kind of makes your uniqueness void

Ok

Nobody gonna rep @PancakeBrah for that ether?

Get your shit together Netcees, I'll pick up the slack this time but don't let it happen again.