ekelon vs Witty
 

Verses are 16-20 lines, due by October 9, 2015, at 11:59 PM (CST). No extensions.

Check-ins mandatory. No freeposting. Please be witty and original for the genius you're battling.

@Witty

Nice memo to yourself in the OP.

Hello.

Witty,
There's no such thing as a fair brawl so stop it dude
Or feel the force of fighting ISIS while they bombin' you
This what I gotta do ock cus I don't rock with you
Them Jordans tend to look different when they on top of you

I grip the joint and stab you, you netcees talkin' bout pens
I make that pen look different...when it's pointin' at you
Think having your clique tight will get votes for you
When I'm alone in this bitch, and I'm zoned at you

Uncreative as they come from the basements where yall dwellin' at
Pull your tongue through your scalp til it looks like a propeller hat
Scratch that, Put a blade in your dome in your Micky D's uniform
Make your kid go an tell your wife "Mom I seen a unicorn!"

You're a thorn up against Lucifer in human form
Gag your wife with the same tube sock you use for porn
All you nerds gassing this bitch is what really made him awful
when I'm the type to squeeze out a tampon into your baby's bottle

Find what flexin' muscle brings ,I'm advising not to be raising fists
when I could let a couple swing like I'm spicing up the relationship
Since this was effortless, I called the cartel in Mexico and watched
Want to see the result? Find out on the next episode of Botched

lmao legit forgot this...can post tonight.

I guess I win...

15-0

Will post today.

nah bro, can't have 2 weeks to write.

rip

Ok, thanks for the ext.

I'll post asap.

Nah, easiest opponent yet.

Thanks dude, won't keep you waiting, def posting soon.

@Witty sent me his verse to post for him...

I will be posting it soon...

Thanks man, no rush tho...@ekelon said I can have as long as I need.

Aite cool...I'll prob post it tomorrow then

lmao Ekelon is back. You need to head back to RMBVA, you and Seanzo got unfinished business!

Wow that was awful

Hahaha. Never going to happen. Every mod in RMBVA is universally in agreeance in the decision. People just assume it's down to me because ekelon repeatedly tried to discuss a beef between us that wasn't there.

@Witty catching a mean body in this thread. Tbh, if your opponent shows up with horror core garbage, there's no way you can lose.

Stay tuned bro's

Wittys verse coming soon

Because you and your mods are pussies who can't accept it when someone has opinions outside of their clique's agenda

He's too much of a pussy bruv...

I won this thread.