Swerve vs Bomb Bard - SWERVE WINS
 

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
NO fun
Don't edit after your opponent has posted
2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
May God have mercy on your souls
@Swerve @Bomb Bard

Pics?

Nah, but 16

Ext

Swerves aka Patrick aka Playedword



Fuck you & yours….
Shoot this Family Man, right through your head, dude
Bullets’ll Pack N Play, except these toys leaving his kids dead to
Last second “back out” got you here! This fag is fake
Ironic Time left - “fast & quick”, cos I’m making sure that’s how you pass today!
Ya clique got pussies, all because this guys lame
Way they surround a bitch with love? They should identify as bridesmaids
There’s no nursery dude! Big stick that’ll clap jawn
I’ll take Patty Cake quicker than he can finish singing that song
& we know you into Buff Guys, faggot would suck cock quick
He only into American Males & has never heard of Bagwell or Scott Riggs
Check yourself fool! Can’t handle what Spree bout
We’ll see a Pat down..on his body for money & jewelry as he bleed out
Way you Mold bars? Str8 has us sick
Take this Kid Play, Doe…& we wish you choked to death on that as a kid

Your girl only lets winners hit, so to me the whores bound,
First - she fucking Swerve…then Sharp’ll paint that AGAIN into the fourth round.
She’s ‘with the girls’ or ‘stuck at work’, or “working a function”,
And stays giving you more ‘fake accounts’ than the bank balance thread in discussion.
Swerve stay busting in quads, I'm the original skeet shooter,
Bullets to your dome and I'll make four fit...since that's the only way you could beat User.
Listen stan, I’m the boss…and no matter how this mans come across,
I’m STILL busy trying to imagine how embarrassing it was to win a battle you actually lost.
He’s an anime freak, but I stay beating on every type,
One punch will release ya spirit, bomb…then I’ll use one of those to end your family’s life.
Getting to the third got you feeling like divinity homes?
I’ll turn you from all-powerful to paper weight quicker than TVA infinity stones..
If we talking texting talents, Swerve at the top of this mob,
“Spree? Well that’s another story…”and it culminates in another choke job.

Vote - Swerve

Pack n play doesn’t link too great
Fast n quick is cool
Bridesmaids ok
Patty cake nice
Don’t get
Pat down funny image
Don’t get nextvtwo and don’t like spreewell but cool idea

Swerve fell off at the end but his first half was good enough to edge this

Play doe name play is a stretch again

Paint nice
Fake accounts cool but could’ve worded harder
User line nice personal
Follow up cool but not as good



Edit fuck knows what happened to this piece of shit vote but vote swerve

Spree - not quite sure what was going on with your first 2 lines, really kinda tapered off into a multi with no punch. Patty cake could’ve been cool but there was quite a few name flips and I don’t think any of them resonated as much as they could’ve. Overall I think a few things could’ve been polished up more, esp for the semis of the SC

Swerve, first 3 lines were all okay. The ideas are there but there’s some small hiccups in the execution. The battle you lost bar felt like filler. I get you’re using a personal about him being into anime but Spirit bomb was a little corny. Paper weight idea was good but the execution is a miss, not feeling the closer


Overall I feel like swerve was more consistent throughout with fresher concepts and slightly better execution that led to some stronger jabs

V/ swerve

Don’t want to vote on this because I get the winner next round, but this shit moving slow af


Normal stuff from Spree, okay verse with a couple jabs, maybe a bar or so that if put together better could have landed nicely.

Swerve, opener was cool, bank balance was okay, four fit could have been better but I like the angle so it’s cool, infinity stones was dope to me


Vote swerve

Serve lost

sorry I'm on vacation.. I got spree here but vote swerve

Kill Spree - Bridesmaid could've been dope w better wording. Pat down was ur best bar

Swerve - Opener was light, bank balance I fuck w. Infinity stones was good


V/ - Swerve