Netcees - RL Picture Battle Tourney '06 Championship: Pulse vs kungfugrip

Championship: Pulse (East-1) vs. kungfugrip (West-1)

Compliment Pic Battle

kungfugrip:
http://www.rapleagues.com/boards/att...achmentid=4987

how can these peons be hating on you? Shame on these dudes
open that door, there'd be unicorns and a rainbow waiting for you
with such chiseled features, of course you're a hit with the ladies
in the garage cause you're worth more than a Porsche or Mercedes!
plus you wear your clothes so well, and your whole style is neato
Pulse could probably make tattered rags look like a brand new tuxedo!
compared to you I am scum, I'll shine your shoes like a peasant
and if i win the fifty bucks, I'll just go out & buy you a present
no question that Pulse is the reason for RL dudes going homo
cause when ill nik-A saw your pic, he said 'un qué hombre hermoso!'
no need to go solo, you can't beat off girls with a stick to the head
so breathtaking, sunrises wake early to watch YOU get out of bed
you heard what I said, your man-beauty haunts people like a phantom
I bet if you pulled that cord a voice would just say 'YOU'RE SO HANDSOME!'
the cat saw you and retired his pyjamas, and sold them or leased them
your pic is a masterpiece, look! you resemble the male Mona Lisa!
your smile melts the coldest of hearts, with such style and panache
it's just a shame you cover your face with a luxurious moustache
I've said all I can, you're #1, you're a king and I'm a commoner
so i'll just post my verse and fall asleep hugging my monitor

<3

VS

Pulse:

http://www.rapleagues.com/boards/att...achmentid=4987

Kevin Black is so handsome, I’d kill for just a ‘hi’ from the kid
Geez, one look at Kev and I know why Brenda is smiling so big
Lookin fly in those digs.. Kung rocks a style you can’t replace
Even his hat turns to the side so it doesn’t block his handsome face
With those chiseled features, Kevin’s man-beauty is outrageous
What are you doing on Yonge Street with looks that are clearly ageless?
I hope that coat is spacious.. cuz I wanna climb in it, truthfully
goddamn, even Webster’s couldn’t define cheekbones so beautifully
Look what you do to me.. you’re so damn handsome, its horrible
Robert Redford saw Pretty Kev and said, “omg, this young man is adorable!”
I have the inside track on his handsomeness, I suggest you listen to me..
If you start with Kev then that row of numbers to his left is only missing a three
You’re a prince on the street, slaves should carry you under a golden canopy
I wish I could change my ringtone to you softly saying, “Dan.. its me..”
Skin as smooth as piano keys, there’s no doubt he’s a hot guy..
His handsomeness is so vibrant, those flowers just grew as he walked by
Oh my! He’s the only reason Brenda’s patrons come back to the store
and he’s not smiling to save RL from collectively climaxing their drawers
that’s a fact.. cuz that Chinese lady hasn’t sold nothing in weeks..
why go into Brenda’s for silver, when there’s solid gold on the street

James Blunt must’ve seen you on a subway..