Ajax vs. Witty {Ajax wins}
https://i.ibb.co/tQ81f3f/scxlogo.png Round One . . . FIGHT! DUE: Friday, the 5th of June @ 11:59 PM PST aka 3 am on the beast coast 12-16 lines, NO MORE AND NO LESS The rest you already know, I won't accept tom foolery and fuckery @Ajax @Super Witty |
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Ok.
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I’m sorry, man.
You’re a lamb being led slow to the slaughter…. My verses are blitzkriegs. Your Mom holds your hand so you’ll dip your toe in the water. This is a waste of my time; when I’m done taming this rabble…. You’ll ‘scream for first aid’ while I yell at my top assistant for arranging this battle. You don’t have the wit to beat my perfect poems… One punch and the crowd will hear more sirens than Odysseus on his journey home. After your fam watches you wail ’n’ cry; You’ll be on ‘life support’ forever… and they’ll need counseling until the day they die. Even your pet fox can’t see me when I smash his monocle; My wit is otherworldly…. The odds against you advancing are just astronomical. Think this scrum’s an even war? You took ‘worse acid’ than the blood of a Xenomorph… with the hick that had me fuckin’ seeded fourth. Any voter doubting I’ll pound you is foolish; You shouldn’t have ‘gone public’ with your verse… There’s no accounting for stupid. You wont make money off battling. So, make like your balding routine, And go back where you belong and focus on getting that topical C.R.E.A.M. You don’t belong here. |
Witty won’t be able to show. It’s too late to find a replacement as you’ve written your verse.
Ajax wins, open for feed |
Horseshit.
I called this from DAY ONE |
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Dope verse by Ajax though
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I like this one
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Fine by me... although I’d have obviously written a verse tailored for you if I knew we were battling. But, all good.
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Objection
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Nah, I want blue in this. But not catching ajax off guard
Blue get in on another no show battle |
Apologies.
Great verse. I would have lost anyway. |
Some great stuff in here. Good show old man
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Enjoyed the clean wording. I liked gone public, Sirens, & first aid. Execution made all three land for me. Very smooth. I see you, big dog.
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