Blue Bayou vs Sn00p - BLUE WINS
 

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@Blue Bayou @Sn00p

sup. 16?

Sounds good. Check

Ext to Friday

sure

16 sent @Blue Bayou

Sn00p's Verse

my German bros never talk to cops & won’t duck. spot u & the posse blows shots
while Blue’s Brothers only ride in police cars & ALWAYS run when the Nazis show up
how u skip everything BUT leg day?! u tryna pump the heat would be fun to see
we’ve ALL heard about BB getting his little Pellet on. no wonder the Guns are weak
shit. ur ONLY combat abilities are mouth to mouth & CPR, fag
while it’s Iconic the way the German’s letting the Hammer Fly. that’s the GDR flag
but damn. I ain’t even gotta deploy my gun to destroy ya, son
fuck a Shell. u get ate when i stick the knife in & twist like a fuckin’ oyster lunch
so if i ever catch u alone & the Heat rises, then I am Pacino & u die like DeNiro
funny the mag has us at 1:1 odds. cuz if we ever at odds 1:1, ur chance of survival is zero
no sex after the wedding cuz ur cunt’s been bringing the sass that do sting
ain’t gotta be a marine biologist to know that ‘pus is toxic since it has a Blue ring
by the bye, how did u even get past rd 1 when even the dumbest writers kill u?!
^seems I already got myself the Answer. & I ain’t had to write 100 lines & STILL lose
$50k has even bystanders shoot at this fag. nothing they won’t do for the stacks
muhfucker. I got the amount of Green on Blue that’ll make ALL the neutrals attack


Blue Bayou's Verse

fucking Germans amirite..


Sn00p?! ohhh yaaa. body like a twig or a mantis
you’re the guy Hens let in DOHPe. we all said wtf, dropped the sig & disbanded
you don’t wanna compare dicks, of that i’m certain my friend
if this becomes a Battle of The Bulge…a Canuck’s embarrassing a German again
Adolf called ur gramps a camp legend, Jews hit with gas cryin’
when it comes to bodies…that guy Threw more to the Pitts then Matt Ryan
i smell GREAT so these bitches give me ‘hey sup’ stares
Colognes the reason snoop gets laid too. there’s a lot of gay clubs there
you ain’t gangsta. no cartel ties just hardwell vibes
Fear Street shit so much the only Set you can claim is RL Stine’s
built like Sharp so don’t bother getting heated you scrub
you’re a Vegan. we KNOW you don’t want Beef in the Club
didn’t do drugs as a kid, no friends to share a puff & binge
only high pressure he faced was getting knocked over by a gust of wind
out with your garbage, nothing you drop is hard or is funny
when talkin’ Bars you should be Scrapping even more than Lars in his 20’s

Blues brother bit was cool but the punch sucked.
Pellet on was funny but the punch sucked.
Oyster lunch was ok.
Your wording isn’t great.

First bar was your best, Blue. Nice wording. Funny.
Bulge was kinda gay and meh.
Whole rest of the verse was kind of weak but mostly better than Snoop’s best bars.

Vote - Blue

how u skip everything BUT leg day?! u tryna pump the heat would be fun to see
we’ve ALL heard about BB getting his little Pellet on. no wonder the Guns are weak
but damn. I ain’t even gotta deploy my gun to destroy ya, son
fuck a Shell. u get ate when i stick the knife in & twist like a fuckin’ oyster lunch
so if i ever catch u alone & the Heat rises, then I am Pacino & u die like DeNiro
funny the mag has us at 1:1 odds. cuz if we ever at odds 1:1, ur chance of survival is zero
no sex after the wedding cuz ur cunt’s been bringing the sass that do sting
ain’t gotta be a marine biologist to know that ‘pus is toxic since it has a Blue ring

vs.

Sn00p?! ohhh yaaa. body like a twig or a mantis
you’re the guy Hens let in DOHPe. we all said wtf, dropped the sig & disbanded
you don’t wanna compare dicks, of that i’m certain my friend
if this becomes a Battle of The Bulge…a Canuck’s embarrassing a German again


I've got Snoop pretty handedly here - more creative ideas and more impactful lines. The bulge line was also kinda sus.

V/ Snoop

Close battle & some pretty good concepts on both sides

Sn00p
blues brother almost, solid idea
BB/pellet was good to me.. expected to end a bit different
blue ring - I had this idea, I think 'pus isn't short for octopus, but original to me
oyster lunch was cool, reminds me of aks jelly line
1:1 cool concept but ok ending it

Blue
opener worded good, decent personal
bulge lol ok different angle
Pitts clever but not so much as a diss imo?
Fear street ok, wording here on it gives you more points
vegan was a miss lol
pressure was on okkkk

Edited in vote:
Vote Blue. Felt he edged it out due to one more line
very close imo

Snoop:
Blues brothers I’ve seen before, ok
Peloton was fire to me, I think I tried to use it once but you did it right
Oyster lunch basic concept but nice execution
Blue ring ok kinda light. I think the barrel has been scraped too much on blue mane plays at this point

Blue
Battle of the bulge is fire
Cologne also comedy
Fear st nice
Vegan so basic lol


Pretty close actually. Sn00p verse was nicely polished with nice wording just lacked a couple hard hitting or comedy angles. Blue had three standouts that did enough to take it but some was kinda lacklustre

V/ blue

Cool battle

Snoop was kind of hit and miss throughout. Blue had a couple nice ones and was solid with the rest for the most part so I think he got this one handedly.

Good job guys


Vote blue

BB peleton, guns are weak. I mean that shit connected ever step of the way. Nice.

hammer's fly was cool. oyster lunch too. Survival is zero would've came off stronger if the flow as slightly smoother. Blue Ring is ok.


Blue had the sig and disbanded. Matt Ryan/ Pitts line. Bulge line. Cologne line. The rest was ok.

Snoop started off stronger than he finished. but that BB/Peleton line was the best in the battle to me. Blue was smooth as shit, even tho comparing dick sizes so directly is kinda hilarious in a good and bad way. lol...

I got Snoop with the upset. I think even his misses had such a direct approach that they missed less.

4-2 blue

Sn00p's Verse

my German bros never talk to cops & won’t duck. spot u & the posse blows shots
while Blue’s Brothers only ride in police cars & ALWAYS run when the Nazis show up
how u skip everything BUT leg day?! u tryna pump the heat would be fun to see
we’ve ALL heard about BB getting his little Pellet on. no wonder the Guns are weak
but damn. I ain’t even gotta deploy my gun to destroy ya, son
fuck a Shell. u get ate when i stick the knife in & twist like a fuckin’ oyster lunch
no sex after the wedding cuz ur cunt’s been bringing the sass that do sting
ain’t gotta be a marine biologist to know that ‘pus is toxic since it has a Blue ring

Blue Bayou's Verse

fucking Germans amirite..

Sn00p?! ohhh yaaa. body like a twig or a mantis
you’re the guy Hens let in DOHPe. we all said wtf, dropped the sig & disbanded
Adolf called ur gramps a camp legend, Jews hit with gas cryin’
when it comes to bodies…that guy Threw more to the Pitts then Matt Ryan
i smell GREAT so these bitches give me ‘hey sup’ stares
Colognes the reason snoop gets laid too. there’s a lot of gay clubs there
built like Sharp so don’t bother getting heated you scrub
you’re a Vegan. we KNOW you don’t want Beef in the Club
didn’t do drugs as a kid, no friends to share a puff & binge
only high pressure he faced was getting knocked over by a gust of wind

I got blue here with one more quotable.. dope ass battle.. took me a while to decide.. highlights were oyster lunch and beef in the club.. gg