2. evaD vs 6. Destroyer - DAVE WINS
 

@evaD @Destroyer

figure out pics

@evaD @Destroyer due tonight

https://i.ibb.co/9gyHpJz/D12208-E5-8...0-B9-C2-E0.jpg

Zoom in and have a look - you can see the naps he hasn’t took
Cuz that’s the worst case of pupils in bags seen since Sandy Hook
Ya dad is a dirty slob
Don’t know what says ‘I’ve fucked my kids’ more; that fat smirking gob or the fact he’s jerking off..
The fat gut must be hereditary, hurts to hear it yo
Clearly the only other thing that runs in this family was your mom, 30 years ago
Why does every feature scream cunt on this weak nerds face?
I could poke him in either of those eyes and I’d have reached third base
Can’t trust your old knees anymore; I guess having a sister’s reaping rewards
Where would you ever be without her? Judging by this pic in a heap on the floor
Look at lil sis’ enormous snout, I’d do whatever the fuck that whore’ll shout
So if I put a plug to your chests n light it up that’s instructions from the horses mouth

What happened here?

@Destroyer I have Dave's 12

@Destroyer you're not getting laid twice in two nights

You don’t know

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This dude weak as fuck. Where ur muscles at, jerk?
It’s sad when ur arm can fit between the lines on ur shirt
chewing or stifling a giggle? Either way u drop soap in the showers
Just read the sign - as advertised that mouth stays open 24 hours
Battle outcome will be sadder than the lunch this faggot’s chompin
Pretty soon a blue rapper is what u and ur burrito will have in common
I know where u from y’all drive on the wrong side of the road
But it also looks like u have a bulb out...there on the tip of ur nose
white as fuck but the hairline says Black Lives Matter the most
Dude jumped in the chair & said give me the entire eastern African coast (word to Zuchie)
last time he whispered about the Mac he keeps hidden. His war chrome.
Well, say it with ur chest, Dave! Looks like u’ll prolly still have to lean on that horn though

Vs

This dude weak as fuck. Where ur muscles at, jerk?
It’s sad when ur arm can fit between the lines on ur shirt
Not bad... lacks something
chewing or stifling a giggle? Either way u drop soap in the showers
Just read the sign - as advertised that mouth stays open 24 hours
Woulda been better if his mouth was actually open but ok
Battle outcome will be sadder than the lunch this faggot’s chompin
Pretty soon a blue rapper is what u and ur burrito will have in common
It’s ok
I know where u from y’all drive on the wrong side of the road
But it also looks like u have a bulb out...there on the tip of ur nose
Lol cool
white as fuck but the hairline says Black Lives Matter the most
Dude jumped in the chair & said give me the entire eastern African coast (word to lol I can see it. It’s cool
last time he whispered about the Mac he keeps hidden. His war chrome.
Well, say it with ur chest, Dave! Looks like u’ll prolly still have to lean on that horn though
Creative. Decent
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Pupils in bags
Heap on the floor

Vs

Bulb out
African coast

I think the next best line was Des’ horn line then maybe dad/blue rapper tied. This is tough both a little shaky at times but I’m going with the read I enjoyed a tad more and that was Des

Vote Destroyer

Dope match guys.

Dave -

Zoom in and have a look - you can see the naps he hasn’t took
Cuz that’s the worst case of pupils in bags seen since Sandy Hook
The fat gut must be hereditary, hurts to hear it yo
Clearly the only other thing that runs in this family was your mom, 30 years ago
Why does every feature scream cunt on this weak nerds face?
I could poke him in either of those eyes and I’d have reached third base
Look at lil sis’ enormous snout, I’d do whatever the fuck that whore’ll shout
So if I put a plug to your chests n light it up that’s instructions from the horses mouth

Cool verse. Sandy Hook was line of the verse for me, probably. Just to mention a negative though, those lines are getting fucking LENGTHY, bro. The inner rhyme sceme helps on some of them, but its not 100% of the time.


Des -

This dude weak as fuck. Where ur muscles at, jerk?
It’s sad when ur arm can fit between the lines on ur shirt
Battle outcome will be sadder than the lunch this faggot’s chompin
Pretty soon a blue rapper is what u and ur burrito will have in common

Not my favorite Des verse. Which sucks after such a strong verse against a no-showing Resin. Still, had it's highlights. Wasnt a fan of the eastern africa line, even with the Zuch shoutout, it seemed like a weirdly poor flip of a concept relying solely on "insert random item here" at the end to differentiate itself at all.

Overall, even with his long lines, I got Dave winning this one. Close match, but I think Des was either a little distracted here or genuinely had some trouble writing for this picture.

Good season fellas.

V - Dave

Sandy hook is lit
Jerk off weak
Mom cool
Third base ehhh
Both sister Lin’s are no for me

Vs

Opener nah
Mouth open would have been dope but his mouth is closed so idk
Blue rapper nah
Lol @ bulb line
Hairline is a no for me dog
Closer eh


Not very good here guys

Going Dave here because his misses weren’t as bad

Zoom in and have a look - you can see the naps he hasn’t took
Cuz that’s the worst case of pupils in bags seen since Sandy Hook
cool
Ya dad is a dirty slob
Don’t know what says ‘I’ve fucked my kids’ more; that fat smirking gob or the fact he’s jerking off..
could take or leave it
The fat gut must be hereditary, hurts to hear it yo
Clearly the only other thing that runs in this family was your mom, 30 years ago
light but funny... Don't think that's his dad tho
Why does every feature scream cunt on this weak nerds face?
I could poke him in either of those eyes and I’d have reached third base
funny but light if it's what I'm thinking
Can’t trust your old knees anymore; I guess having a sister’s reaping rewards
Where would you ever be without her? Judging by this pic in a heap on the floor
cool
Look at lil sis’ enormous snout, I’d do whatever the fuck that whore’ll shout
So if I put a plug to your chests n light it up that’s instructions from the horses mouth
setup is a little weird. Punch itself isn't bad, but it probably would have been better if you focused more on the 'plug to the chest/light it up/shirt' instead of including the horse's mouth part. Reads a little all over the place


This dude weak as fuck. Where ur muscles at, jerk?
It’s sad when ur arm can fit between the lines on ur shirt
cool
chewing or stifling a giggle? Either way u drop soap in the showers
Just read the sign - as advertised that mouth stays open 24 hours
could take or leave it
Battle outcome will be sadder than the lunch this faggot’s chompin
Pretty soon a blue rapper is what u and ur burrito will have in common
this one hit me right in the grammar
I know where u from y’all drive on the wrong side of the road
But it also looks like u have a bulb out...there on the tip of ur nose
funny
white as fuck but the hairline says Black Lives Matter the most
Dude jumped in the chair & said give me the entire eastern African coast (word to Zuchie)
this rorschach test is wild. I guess I can kind of see it, but there was probably a better angle for his bangs/widow's peak or whatever it's called
last time he whispered about the Mac he keeps hidden. His war chrome.
Well, say it with ur chest, Dave! Looks like u’ll prolly still have to lean on that horn though
3 separate reads and I don't understand the punch.

I tried with that closer Des. Made a point of coming back and see if I can solve it with fresh eyes.

Dave had

Opener
Third base
Heap on the floor

Almost went a little topical with it and made up a story, assumed characters, etc. Risky imo.

Des had

Opener
Bulb out

V/Dave with a more consistent verse

Zoom in and have a look - you can see the naps he hasn’t took
Cuz that’s the worst case of pupils in bags seen since Sandy Hook
okk nice angle

Ya dad is a dirty slob
Don’t know what says ‘I’ve fucked my kids’ more; that fat smirking gob or the fact he’s jerking off..
stretched

The fat gut must be hereditary, hurts to hear it yo
Clearly the only other thing that runs in this family was your mom, 30 years ago
great concept, could have been polished up a bit more but it's decent

Why does every feature scream cunt on this weak nerds face?
I could poke him in either of those eyes and I’d have reached third base
not feeling this

Can’t trust your old knees anymore; I guess having a sister’s reaping rewards
Where would you ever be without her? Judging by this pic in a heap on the floor
cool

Look at lil sis’ enormous snout, I’d do whatever the fuck that whore’ll shout
So if I put a plug to your chests n light it up that’s instructions from the horses mouth
err I'm mising something here

vs

This dude weak as fuck. Where ur muscles at, jerk?
It’s sad when ur arm can fit between the lines on ur shirt
yeah but nop

chewing or stifling a giggle? Either way u drop soap in the showers
Just read the sign - as advertised that mouth stays open 24 hours
lold

Battle outcome will be sadder than the lunch this faggot’s chompin
Pretty soon a blue rapper is what u and ur burrito will have in common
cool

I know where u from y’all drive on the wrong side of the road
But it also looks like u have a bulb out...there on the tip of ur nose
okk

white as fuck but the hairline says Black Lives Matter the most
Dude jumped in the chair & said give me the entire eastern African coast (word to Zuchie)
yeahh but nop

last time he whispered about the Mac he keeps hidden. His war chrome.
Well, say it with ur chest, Dave! Looks like u’ll prolly still have to lean on that horn though
missing something here

cool battle but there were some references I didn't get, the rest of it was cool. both had the equal amount of misses so I'm going to throw a coin here and go with destroyer, I slightly liked his verse a bit more. sorry for the lazy breakdown crazy week

Vote Des

Because the rule is always vote Des

Dave has:
Run in the family
Light it up
Maybeee the jerking off bit

Des has:
Opener
Kinda liked the bulb out line

I think this comes down to overall consistency, i felt Dave had less misses (that burrito line from Des was cringeworthy) so I’ll give it to

V/David

@FGR @Bomb Bard come be heroes
@Blue Bayou maybe change your vote to a real one?

Seriously tho Dave won this.. closer was dope and took it

Love the guy but Tobin Bell's verse was ASS tbh

Dave won
Vote Dave