being. deadman
 

the stagger home of a drunkard. passed with no introduction
Battletoads into lunch with the smell of casserole in the oven
cooked yesterdays. lit tomorrow’s. quick to follow
happiness is a model ship. I spotted it within a bottle
drink to wallow in my own filth. Netflix, no chill
got a phone bill where I owe zilch. my posts real
oatmeal molehills for breakfast. i spoon fed you my lies
with a pearl necklace in mind. the thought semen-ted inside
ever the bridesmaid, never the groom. gender confused
textbook buffoon, social justice warrior millennial fool
brexit is cool. recyclings fun. try it for once
eco brick modular furniture. plastic by-products suck
life of a humous-eating fuckin’ vegan. save ur sympathy text
picking at vegetables. is it any wonder I wish I was dead
quick to contest a grammar nazi. google genius in waiting
fair trade coffee shop revolutionary meaningless statements
i need a vacation. i need a vocation. can’t be jobless forever
logically whether I like it or not it’s time I got it together
constantly never acting my age. puerile Peter Pan
feeling angst under my mothers ceiling fan. I’ll never be a man


easy as

@Pharaohs Army

Technical aspects 10 out of 10.
Subject matter and wording 5 or 6 out of 10.

You definitely nailed the style. Next time make it about booze, ashtrays, amps, and ennui.

lmao I didn’t realise you were critiquing them

you just said you couldn’t do the technical things so I keyed something to show you how

ill do one with more “deadman” content next

This is not good.

yeah, idk man. i guess? sorta kinda?

its a flattering gesture so thanks

in retrospect this wasnt all that bad. but bb does it better

I enjoyed this as a lars verse.

Yes it was

ngl parts were humorous. it was vaguely deadman-y after 'pearl necklace'.

also significantly better than any imitation i remember pharaoh conjuring so, to that end, job done.

Eŋg is garbage.

That is all.

aero wrote it

hi

i searched for a stilted wordplay in this post but found none.

you got me.