IM IN TOO DEEP

ROUND 2

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it is another gloomy night in the Queen's streets and you find yourself helplessly drunk and stumbling. you need coke. you manage to secure some from a rather tall man in a trench coat, who said something about: "this is going to blast you straight to hell". you mumbled drunkenly: "thklejre ithsl;j hell in klj;klanyway?@!?" you proceed to stagger into a fast food establishment and go ito the bathroom stall. you sit on the pot and open up the coke, it is glowing pink like himalyan salt, but not himalyan salt. you decide to be like fuck it and snort some, you have enough for 6 lines do you

A: snort half
B: snort all of mysterious pink glowing coke

I am fixing to punch out at work guys, I will return to this thread this evening guys.

I'd sniff the entire thing, I've no idea what Himalayan salt even is but it sounds like datshitcray.

im outnumbered and injured. b

I have awoken from my slumber and wish to resume my journey in walrusville pls V

Lets have a do over.

you snort all of it, and it burns soooooo good. your head, previously filled with incomprhensible blithering idiocy, is now suddenly opened. you realize that you have gone insane. calmly you stand up, and walk into the fast food restaurant. it smells of grease. you see a mother and her teen daughter in line. They are both attractive. you also see a police officer behind them, do you:

A: attempt to fondle the mother and daughter
B: leave teh restaurant

you at first thing about fighting but reason prevails, your movement is painful but you are able. you quickly scan the room for a place to hide, you see a window cracked open above the counter where you operated the torch, you also see a broom closet about five steps adjacent. the footsteps of roughly five guards (you assume) draw near, do you:

A: go out the window
B: choose the closet

fine. shutup.


you enter the portal and all of a sudden you feel different. you look down and see that you have flippers. you try and stand up and ambulate, but you merely slide forward. you feel cold. you look down and see that you are on a piece of ice. you look around and suddenly see many walri all flopped out chilling. you look out towards the sea. you can see another island in the distance, although the current is pulling in. do you:

A: waddle over to the herd
B: swim towards the other island

A. They'll check the closet leading to a loss for me. Might not make it through the window but it at least gives me a chance.

you use your considerable strenght to push your self up into the open window and somehow manage to pull yourself through it as you hear guards yelling stop. you start falling as you hear a guard faintly say : "Dont worry he is a dead man now for sure"

you fall into the darkness....you land on hard ground but luckily suffer no seroius injuries save your severly burned ankles and wrists. you proceed to take stock of your situation, you are in a dense jungle and looking at some sort of old decrepit building hidden amidst it. do you:

A: run away as far as possible
B: investigate the perimeter

im not an endurance swimmer, so option A - waddle to the heard

If you have time, V, I would love to take part in this.

A. Fuck am I going to investigate things for when I am in danger. Running far and fast.

you waddle to the heard only to be amazed that they are able to speak. The elder Warlus tells you: "Hello Walt, how are you this morning? Would you like some fish? we have plenty. How about a flop on the rocks, we have the nicest?". You engage in the fish and flopping for many days. one day the elder looks worried, he asks to speak to you. Do you:

A: talk to the elder
B: tell the elder to kick rocks

you run as far and as fast as you can into the dense jungle. The pain from your burns becomes too intense to carry on. You come to a clearing with bright blue and bright red plants. You remember from your boy scout days that one of these plants was used to cure burns, but you forgot which one. Do you:

A: apply the red plant to the burns
B: apply the blue plant to the burns

you are a fireman. A rookie. You are en-route to your first real call to a real fire. Your adrenaline is pumping, "boomp-boomp-boomp-boomp" excitement and fear almost overcome you. You remember your training. Breathe steady...in...out...in...out. You arrive at a trailer park. You notice off the bat that there is a brown and white single-wide engulfed in furious flames. "GET OVER HERE PROBY!!" yells veteran Mark Carmichael, his magnum p.i-esque mustache blowing in the wind....he is attempting to pull a victim from the window. The closer you get you notice the woman is burnt severly, you begin to piece the scene together, and notice that she is black, like negro black, but her skin looks white from the burns, the severe burns....

you and Mark manage to pull her out of the trailer (which is now almost completly engulfed), and lay her withering body on the ground. In this moment, she grabs your arm and looks intently into your eyes, she speaks: "am I going to die"?

do you:

A: tell her the 100% truth, "ma'aam I don't know".
B: lie to her, "You are going to make it ma'am, just fine, don't worry".

Don't ignore the best story v

The old man smiles as you tell him you are ready. the limo travels for some time and then stops. The old man throws you a roll of quarters and a sock. "put the quarters into the sock" he says. you do. the old man grins showing rotting teeth, and speaks again: "I want you to get out and beat the first person you see. It must be the first person you see". you agree. you get out and see a park playground. you begin walking up and see a sweet 4 year old blonde haired girl laughing bouncing around the play place, you then see what appears to be a man (perhaps her father) watching her while reading the paper on a nearby bench. Do you:

A: choose the girl
B: choose the man