Week 4 Contendership Match: Destroyer (3-0) vs. Neighbor (2-0) - NEIGH WINS
 

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@Destroyer
@Neighbor

Holy guacamole

W/e you wanna do, big homie

You wanna go pics?

You can use the one from last week’s battle with orc since he didn’t drop?
https://imgur.com/ocLSyiM.jpg

https://imgur.com/ocLSyiM.jpg


I pictured Chaps. Cowboy Boots. A Sheriff's Badge & a Hat.
Figured u'd be Ranch Dressing, but showed up lookin' like u just drank a gallon of THAT.
A talentless hack, but claim ur Top Tier. S'why we know ur a joke.
This pic's the ONLY proof you got a Dirty Pen & were ever Close to a GOAT.
Shit's the Last Straw. I'm some1 u've always failed to eclipse.
&that's the closest you'll ever come to a Haymaker, so either Bail or get Pitched.
Don't pass that name down to ur son. Bet the boy'll be bitter.
When he finds out Dad's 45 y/o & all he managed to Destroy was his Liver.
Shit's beyond sad. Ur clearly needin' help, son.
Cuz while Jr. was 'Taking his First Steps'.. U were barely stumblin' thru ur 12th one.
Ur house's the real Pig Sty. Disgusting. That shit's never clean.
Ironic, that's easilyyy the only Stable Environment your kid's ever seen.
Got CPS sending threats @ this moron.
When ppl said 'Hold Onto Ur Youth', they didn't mean post a pic on a text battle forum.
Grow Up. Cigarettes, Schlitz & arthritis nearly crippled this prick.
That Elbow's got a Ballpoint the coroner can use 2sign ur Death Certificate w/.

16pz

I went 20, but they're short

Just fyi @Destroyer

Take an extension if you need it

Damn dude
Cut 4 lines and I’ll go 16 and have it up in like an hour

16 @Neighbor

while u snuggle, I assume the photographer was actually crying
since he could see Ariel laying 25 feet from you two actively dying
man, but what bliss have u got? Did u ever kiss her or not?
that space between u foreshadowing ur future...a fist to the jaw
u know that girl fucks loads.. I mean sure, let’s call that tat celtic...
but the hairs coming off the back of her head literally spell “dick”
who u trying to fool w/that fade? bro, up it to like a four on those clippers
those three buttons are the only thing saving u from being the whitest thing in this picture
from tinder match to drywall patch...& still nothing’s different
unexpected waves stay the only way that neigh gets a bitch wet
it’s clear by her touch she’d do anything that u told her to
and at the root of it all I’m like she couldn’t get hers done for the photo shoot???
this has got me all fucked up tho.... cuz it is an amazing thing...
how u have girlier lips than she does? Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s neigh’s a queen?
is this a wedding or engagement? What’s the cause of all this merriment?
des is not sure witcher doing. But at least now we all know where Ciri went

Neighbor

I pictured Chaps. Cowboy Boots. A Sheriff's Badge & a Hat.
Figured u'd be Ranch Dressing, but showed up lookin' like u just drank a gallon of THAT.

Good start...

A talentless hack, but claim ur Top Tier. S'why we know ur a joke.
This pic's the ONLY proof you got a Dirty Pen & were ever Close to a GOAT.

Lol... kind of corny but still...

Shit's the Last Straw. I'm some1 u've always failed to eclipse.
&that's the closest you'll ever come to a Haymaker, so either Bail or get Pitched.

Haymaker! Scarecrow Godly...

Don't pass that name down to ur son. Bet the boy'll be bitter.
When he finds out Dad's 45 y/o & all he managed to Destroy was his Liver.

Lol...

Shit's beyond sad. Ur clearly needin' help, son.
Cuz while Jr. was 'Taking his First Steps'.. U were barely stumblin' thru ur 12th one.

Meh.

Ur house's the real Pig Sty. Disgusting. That shit's never clean.
Ironic, that's easilyyy the only Stable Environment your kid's ever seen.

Lol... literally out loud.

Got CPS sending threats @ this moron.
When ppl said 'Hold Onto Ur Youth', they didn't mean post a pic on a text battle forum.

Right?

Grow Up. Cigarettes, Schlitz & arthritis nearly crippled this prick.
That Elbow's got a Ballpoint the coroner can use 2sign ur Death Certificate w/.

I see what you did there.

Neighbor, this was a hell of a verse man. First time I've ever sat down and read anything from you and I can see what all the fuss is about. Great job.


Destroyer

while u snuggle, I assume the photographer was actually crying
since he could see Ariel laying 25 feet from you two actively dying

Haha!... I don't get it.

man, but what bliss have u got? Did u ever kiss her or not?
that space between u foreshadowing ur future...a fist to the jaw

Ok...

u know that girl fucks loads.. I mean sure, let’s call that tat celtic...
but the hairs coming off the back of her head literally spell “dick”

They don't, I looked. But funny regardless. If they actually did I would've voted for you right now.

who u trying to fool w/that fade? bro, up it to like a four on those clippers
those three buttons are the only thing saving u from being the whitest thing in this picture

Lol...

from tinder match to drywall patch...& still nothing’s different
unexpected waves stay the only way that neigh gets a bitch wet

Awkward.

it’s clear by her touch she’d do anything that u told her to
and at the root of it all I’m like she couldn’t get hers done for the photo shoot???

Your clowning that girl's hair a lot... just sayin

this has got me all fucked up tho.... cuz it is an amazing thing...
how u have girlier lips than she does? Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s neigh’s a queen?

Ugh.

is this a wedding or engagement? What’s the cause of all this merriment?
des is not sure witcher doing. But at least now we all know where Ciri went

Haha! Witcher reference, love this closer.

Destroyer, good job overall dissecting this picture, which, quite frankly, was not easy ro dissect. But I wouldnt go the picture route against Neighbor in the future...

I don't know if I can vote cuz I'm not even in the league, but I enjoyed this and wanted to drop my thoughts .

Vote - Mr. Rogers

Good job fellas.

Neigh:

I pictured Chaps. Cowboy Boots. A Sheriff's Badge & a Hat.
Figured u'd be Ranch Dressing, but showed up lookin' like u just drank a gallon of THAT.
lol'ed
A talentless hack, but claim ur Top Tier. S'why we know ur a joke.
This pic's the ONLY proof you got a Dirty Pen & were ever Close to a GOAT.
okay
Shit's the Last Straw. I'm some1 u've always failed to eclipse.
&that's the closest you'll ever come to a Haymaker, so either Bail or get Pitched.
cool
Don't pass that name down to ur son. Bet the boy'll be bitter.
When he finds out Dad's 45 y/o & all he managed to Destroy was his Liver.
lol
Shit's beyond sad. Ur clearly needin' help, son.
Cuz while Jr. was 'Taking his First Steps'.. U were barely stumblin' thru ur 12th one.
good but knew where this was going
Ur house's the real Pig Sty. Disgusting. That shit's never clean.
Ironic, that's easilyyy the only Stable Environment your kid's ever seen.
lol sheesh
Got CPS sending threats @ this moron.
When ppl said 'Hold Onto Ur Youth', they didn't mean post a pic on a text battle forum.
nice
Grow Up. Cigarettes, Schlitz & arthritis nearly crippled this prick.
That Elbow's got a Ballpoint the coroner can use 2sign ur Death Certificate w/.
great observation and line


Really good verse. I was a bit worried after the first bar when you did the carry over multi "talentless hack" that you'd continue doing that type of delivery but picture battles dont need continuous flow since we need to observe the pic. Really good angles in this verse. You utilized his son while not really dissing his son which was classy. The observations were on point and it was solidified by the ballpoint elbow line. Damn that really makes Destroy look old...



Destroyer:


while u snuggle, I assume the photographer was actually crying
since he could see Ariel laying 25 feet from you two actively dying
I don't get it but I'm sure if I did it'd get a chuckle
man, but what bliss have u got? Did u ever kiss her or not?
that space between u foreshadowing ur future...a fist to the jaw
lol as far as observations go this was VERY Keen
u know that girl fucks loads.. I mean sure, let’s call that tat celtic...
but the hairs coming off the back of her head literally spell “dick”
LOL how close were you looking at this picture? I think as far as it spelling dick, may be a reach
who u trying to fool w/that fade? bro, up it to like a four on those clippers
those three buttons are the only thing saving u from being the whitest thing in this picture
nah
from tinder match to drywall patch...& still nothing’s different
unexpected waves stay the only way that neigh gets a bitch wet
ha nah
it’s clear by her touch she’d do anything that u told her to
and at the root of it all I’m like she couldn’t get hers done for the photo shoot???
LOL!
this has got me all fucked up tho.... cuz it is an amazing thing...
how u have girlier lips than she does? Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s neigh’s a queen?
lol this is goofy
is this a wedding or engagement? What’s the cause of all this merriment?
des is not sure witcher doing. But at least now we all know where Ciri went
alright


Cool verse. Some very keen observations. The root line was hilarious.






Good battle fellas. I've got Neighbor winning here with a stronger verse.

I pictured Chaps. Cowboy Boots. A Sheriff's Badge & a Hat.
Figured u'd be Ranch Dressing, but showed up lookin' like u just drank a gallon of THAT.

funny, original. A little shy of a haymaker in the complexity category but not much to criticize. 8.5 / 10

A talentless hack, but claim ur Top Tier. S'why we know ur a joke.
This pic's the ONLY proof you got a Dirty Pen & were ever Close to a GOAT.

I like this, the general ideas aren't cutting edge but it's a super relevant use of the personal and well executed. 8.5/10

Shit's the Last Straw. I'm some1 u've always failed to eclipse.
&that's the closest you'll ever come to a Haymaker, so either Bail or get Pitched.

This is a good example of taking a decent concept and making it dope with great execution and wording. 8.5/10

Don't pass that name down to ur son. Bet the boy'll be bitter.
When he finds out Dad's 45 y/o & all he managed to Destroy was his Liver.

Kinda funny, but on the simplistic side and not quite up to the level of your last 3 bars. 7/10

Shit's beyond sad. Ur clearly needin' help, son.
Cuz while Jr. was 'Taking his First Steps'.. U were barely stumblin' thru ur 12th one.

Cool personal, just not striking me as overtly original or complex. 7.5/10

Ur house's the real Pig Sty. Disgusting. That shit's never clean.
Ironic, that's easilyyy the only Stable Environment your kid's ever seen.

Lol this is simple but I like it 8/10

Got CPS sending threats @ this moron.
When ppl said 'Hold Onto Ur Youth', they didn't mean post a pic on a text battle forum.

Solid. 8/10

Grow Up. Cigarettes, Schlitz & arthritis nearly crippled this prick.
That Elbow's got a Ballpoint the coroner can use 2sign ur Death Certificate w/.

Good use of the picture, again a bit on the simplistic side but good wording. Think you could've added some more to it, though. 8/10

64 / 80 -> 80%


while u snuggle, I assume the photographer was actually crying
since he could see Ariel laying 25 feet from you two actively dying

lol this is a funny observation of the background but I just don't feel like it's direct enough as a diss. 7/10

for people not seeing it, he's referring to the blurry image at the top left of the picture that looks kinda like a green mermaid tail and red hair

man, but what bliss have u got? Did u ever kiss her or not?
that space between u foreshadowing ur future...a fist to the jaw

this was dope as fuck imo. It's just something I wouldn't have seen in the photo without the bar and I doubt I ever would've come up with. Wording could be a bit harsher, but I like this. 9/10

u know that girl fucks loads.. I mean sure, let’s call that tat celtic...
but the hairs coming off the back of her head literally spell “dick”

lol man you're way too into these weird observational lines. I'll be honest, I can't see this one. I can see a "d" and a couple areas that might be perceived as a "k" but I think this was a bitch of a stretch. 6/10

who u trying to fool w/that fade? bro, up it to like a four on those clippers
those three buttons are the only thing saving u from being the whitest thing in this picture

kinda funny but also a bit simplistic. 7.5/10

from tinder match to drywall patch...& still nothing’s different
unexpected waves stay the only way that neigh gets a bitch wet

clever, I just thin the wording could've been done better. 8/10

it’s clear by her touch she’d do anything that u told her to
and at the root of it all I’m like she couldn’t get hers done for the photo shoot???

this also falls into the simplistic category for me, I think you could've done more with this to make it hit harder. 8/10

this has got me all fucked up tho.... cuz it is an amazing thing...
how u have girlier lips than she does? Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s neigh’s a queen?

Nah I wasn't really feeling this. It would've landed if "neigh's a queen" was a homophone for maybelline 7/10

is this a wedding or engagement? What’s the cause of all this merriment?
des is not sure witcher doing. But at least now we all know where Ciri went

I'll be honest, I haven't seen the witcher so this line's a little over my head. I get the witcher wp and that ciri is a character from the show, but based on the wording, it's unlikely this would've changed the outcome of my vote. 7/10.

59.5/80 -> 74.4%


des had lotb for me with fist to the jaw, but I think neighbor was overall more consistent and he really came out of the gate swinging with his first 3 bars. Dope battle from both sides

overall mvgt Neighbor

Ranch dressing was cool....I was feeling dirty pens
Haymarket was another good hit..connected for me.
Destroy liver was cool.. stable environment was a nice jab..
Ballpoint connected as well.. overall this was a good consistent verse with punches thru out.. u had a light hit or two but the rest was on point.. nice verse..gonna be hard to beat
VS
Opener was little funny..not much of a punch to him but funny observation..
Spell dick was funny and I can kinda see it..
Whitest thing in pic was cool.. opener was nice..
Overall not a bad verse at all .. I will say I don't think it beat neighbor tho.. his connects were stronger..
VOTE NEIGHBOR

Neighbor:

I pictured Chaps. Cowboy Boots. A Sheriff's Badge & a Hat.
Figured u'd be Ranch Dressing, but showed up lookin' like u just drank a gallon of THAT.

dope

Shit's the Last Straw. I'm some1 u've always failed to eclipse.
&that's the closest you'll ever come to a Haymaker, so either Bail or get Pitched.

dope

Don't pass that name down to ur son. Bet the boy'll be bitter.
When he finds out Dad's 45 y/o & all he managed to Destroy was his Liver.

decent line, maybe a personal attack and hits more, but its ok otherwise

Ur house's the real Pig Sty. Disgusting. That shit's never clean.
Ironic, that's easilyyy the only Stable Environment your kid's ever seen.

dope

flow was dope, and lots of good lines, attacked the pic really well

Destroyer:

u know that girl fucks loads.. I mean sure, let’s call that tat celtic...
but the hairs coming off the back of her head literally spell “dick”

seemed like a stretch, not seeing it

who u trying to fool w/that fade? bro, up it to like a four on those clippers
those three buttons are the only thing saving u from being the whitest thing in this picture

dope



verse was decent, flow seemed choppy at times with some of the words you rhymed.


vote - neighbor, his verse seemed more consistent to me and his bars seemed more creative

Neigh is Victor e yus