NBL LEAGUE SUMMARY MAG: YOU CALLED MY VERSE WACK?! IM LEAVING! / YOU KILLED TEXT
 

NBL Week 4 Mag: “He Called My Bar Wack?! IM LEAVING!” / YOU KILLED TEXT

Oh.....we have a visitor? Someone’s here? Yes! Ok ok let’s do it, let’s make this one great! Hey, maybe if we be really nice to everyone and call their trash lines dope and their decent lines godly, they might feel better about themselves and come back to battle week after week! Wait...are you saying we should lie to the people? You mean....like how they lie to Barcotic on RB and tell him his demonic wordplays are HoF material?.......well.....yes......why do you think RB has lasted this long?.....it wasn’t because the battles were oh so super dope.....definitely wasn’t to read cringey gay jokes where the jokes themselves were gay af......so what was it z? It’s because they are all so nice to each other. It’s because they have this unsaid agreement and unsaid bond that they’ll allllllll rate each other’s lines too high....”Unda lay?”....that’s fuckin terrible!.......but on RB....holy hell thats brilliant, stunning, superb, dopest line ever!....but I don’t want to lie to the people man.....you must....but....YOU MUST!


So the trick to making a text league work in 2019 where people don’t sign out because they lost, or sign out because they got called wack, is to just be nice to each other, and lie. It is what it is z, you have to sugar coat things from now on. No more constructive criticism whether it be harsh and realistic, or subtle and fruitful. Nope. Sugar coating on EVERYTHING. So Barcotic is dope? Yes. Lay Doubt is a legend? Yes. Real Spit actually beat Cashius week 1 but we were all too busy hating? Yes. Josh s got robbed against Suth last week? Yes. Well damn, those are a whole lot of lies but hey, gotta do what ya gotta do!


THANKS FOR KILLING TEXT!

Welcome to the Week 4 mag of the Netcees Bitter League!


Suthaveli (1-1) vs. josh s (1-1)

Amazing battle here! Daunting! Both had superbly dope punchlines with some of the best wordplay known to man, and some of the hottest gunbars ever posted on forums. Gosh man it’s really hard to pick a winner here, I mean....the votes were super close at 5-2 leaning Suthaveli’s way but hey that’s a robbery! Josh s lost this one but I’m gonna fight anyone who calls his punches wack, don’t you fuckin dare! He wrote some of the best quality material we’ve ever seen, let’s be real, Ade Due Damballa? That shit was bonkers! He single handedly turned the African dialect into a wordplay punchline and slaughtered his opponent. But wait we can’t forget the mock aveli line!!! What’s that?! Not a word but hey it doesn’t fuckin matter that shit was top notch!!! Sorry suth idk how you won against all this fire but you somehow did man, fuck you.

Sinacog (1-0) vs. Wanderer (1-0)

Wanderer dropped such a good dope nice verse omfg!!!!!! Idk how sinagog robbed this man but he needs to pay. How could you all actually vote for sin here? That’s Creasy. What about wanderers watchmaker bar?! It was insanse!!!!!! Man idk man you all need to really revalue life if you gonna sit up here and say he lost. Get real.


Allen Knight (2-0) vs. Jabari Black (2-0)

JULIOOOOOOO!!!OOOOOOOO!!!!!! JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Jajajaja dope verse man we really got em this time with the Julio cheese. Aside from that, everyone everything in the this battle was apsultely dope. Gotta be real the opener and second line we’re Allen’s beaters here. Gotta keep it up fellas, dope shit. Charlottes web was lotb but hey man everything from Allen was still dope.

SIG (2-0) vs. BodySnatcher (2-0)

THIS MOTHERFUCKER DIA WON?!?!?! GTFOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!





WHAT A WORDSMITH!!! But wait slowwwwww it down

He said:

Ada Due Damballa (YOU GET IT?! LIKE CHUCKY SAYS!)

Add a Dude, them ballers

Week 2 Predictions

veritas (1-2) vs. Barcotic (0-0)

Barcotic is a super dope legend with the worlds most astounding wordplays the universe has ever seen. Everything he drops is legit af and makes the crowd go wild. I don’t think Barc has actually ever lost a battle for real for real. Sure he’s technically lost due to votes but that’s 100% hate votes and dickriding against him. Barcotic is the only person on this earth that will never actually lose a battle. He’s too good. He’s perfect. My little barcy, my little barcy, myyyyyyyyyyyy. Batteries not included. Veritas is a legend as well but will never defeat the worlds greatest, Barcotic.


BodySnatcher (2-1) vs. Wanderer (1-1)

BodySnatcher is a goat, Wanderer is a dope ass kotherycker. Not sure what to expect here but man Wanderer is so dope.

SIG (3-0) vs. Cred (2-1)

Cred is amazing!!!!!.......BUT DIA IS EVEN DOPER. FUCKIN AMAZING GODLY LEGEND MAN!!!!!

Outro

Suck a dick @Sharp @ORC @sraL @Dia blow @Flow

@Aero @bleak @Cereal @Destroyer @King @Miss Netcees @Ryno @Sinacog @Sharp @Snitching is gangsta @Blas @Cred @DynamiCz @BodySnatcher @Jabari Black @Flow @Suthaveli @Ghost1 @Innovator @Incredible @ORC @Killing Spree @Real Spit @King @JEM @Barcotic @Blue Bayou @Dregs @Viper @Schadenfreude @MFtastick @joog @Maximus @sraL @MMLP @Diablo @Plot @Chyeahhh!!! @Alvin Karpis @murda sho @Resin M-I-C @pharohs army @superboy estar legend @Prozac @Dominate @juan Dillinger @Lenox @Useless @Big Bolo @Krucial Th1rt3en @King Karaoke @Lotto Smirk @Defiant @WRATH @veritas @shia lebruh @Cyrax @Black Mask @Nigma @Qualm @Objective @Enbombz @Basic M @Saitama @Seyance @Blanco Bishop @Meth @Slechtn @b dot lesnar @Mike Wrecka @Greed @Sn00p @fraze @iSpaz @Packed Graves @Frank Metts @Moe Jetts @Paradigm @Ronin @ill nik-A @sour joog @Knux @Strikta @Cashius @El Muffin @Junto @Tic @trap @classickERBL @Plethora @Kenny the OG @Jayson Fresh @Toil @sonny daze @Wanderer @SuckaFreeCashier @Razah @Adonis @big baby @Cynic @Witty @Neighbor @JShazo @Victor @Hush @Joe Boston @Ender @Pinot Grij @strange @Unfukwitable @Profit @Habitat @Mr. J @Swerve @Burd @Letterman @Darker Ego @kannon @Concrete @Untold @Artifice @Adverse @john hensley @Clout @BROKE LESNAR @josh s @Papp Smeari @INF @Sharp. @Sharp._

I read this. Thank you.

Fuck you bringing my name in here you lippy cunt - I’ll fly over an have words with you in person don’t think I ain’t good for it - rest was good, more then they deserved even if it was sarcasm to an English level of finery

I like the skeleton gif

Zelph is the terrible at text, voting and nodding and taking his frustrations out on the world.

Lmao

What a clown.

U closed the battle 3-1, but dope thx for quoting my whole verse cause that Thor line is fucking nuts. I want to battle dope heads and since so many left I signed out. Not to say I don’t want to battle black or sig or even body cause those heads are nice. I think what your missing is the word humble. For some one who clearly can’t rap i don’t want nothing but the most thankful and nice remarks outa u boy.. that’s the issue

Wait wtf my whole shits dope.. even with the Hawkeye make u catch these hands... like r u brain dead or just a robot ??????

Bam boos / bamboo / bamboozle

Triple wordplays and shit

That whole verse sucked dick

You’re the best!

But I guess not good enough to beat suth at his worst.

Yeah idgaf if the battle is 1-0 but if it’s a Monday evening then yeah I’m losing the shit regardless foh dia

Good shit

Man I did my best to contribute to this league...I posted early,voted... everything...but it's pretty much over

That being said.....CRED YOU ARE MINE

You won off flukes, which is fine

But your votes are all shit and you’re shit too

well i mean......yea

y’all some real g’s haha that’s so funny

I get a dedicated mag but if I suck so much y u give me the time of day?

U need some pussy or whatever it is some 1 like u would be into

Probably getting pegged

I think u just love attention from dudes

Like any attention is good attention right

Lmfao 4 real

The Intro says it all