Come on guys.
 

Can you guys stop making fun of me? It's really starting to hurt my feelings and I'm having thoughts of suicide because of this. You don't know how deep your hateful words can cut, after my name change and being called a lesbian bull dyke I cried and thought about drinking myself to death and quitting work. You guys are grown men making fun of someone who just wants to fit in. I love it here so much but you guys make it SO difficult. All your jokes are funny and original and here I am blow drying tears off my snickers bar with fat lesbian cheeks and red lipstick. I get tripped at work and shit my pants almost daily so I come here to escape being hit on by dykes wearing polo shirts with their titties wrapped in seran wrap wearing Air Force ones and knock off oaklys.. Those aren't even good glasses either, but instead when I'm here to try to make my life better by passionately writing medicore to below average poems I get sodomized by hate. I thought we were all friends here? Isn't this a community?

So please. Stop commenting on my 5 head and acne riddled jiggly puff face for once. I like you all and want to join the ranks and be an active and accepted member in a community full of great drug addicts and golden shower lovers who have a lot of money but still visit sites likes these daily for ego boost. I just wish there was someone shitter than me and that we could all band together and make fun of them. I don't want to be the punching bag anymore. My stomach is already too swollen.


Pls.

Yeah, I pretty much figured all this but didn't think it was this bad.

Lighten up.

Roll w/ the punches
@Bagsworth Bentley

Your presence is needed fkr

God you're terrible

Why even make this thread? Does the sarcasm sneak dissing thing seem like a funny approach to you?

It isn't. It's unoriginal and llb at its worst

I hope you are serious and choke on a razorblade cocktail you useless garbage-mache dildo

Ugh I know right?im so unoriginal man you're right. Much low level boarding omg. I can't believe I board at this low level can you? I should kill myself right knuck? I think I'll call my mom screaming then hang myself so that when she comes running into my house she will see me. I'll cut my wrist before I do it so that there won't be a chance to get saved.. It's what you want isn't it? Will I fit in after that.

Whatever you guys say about me is obviously 100% true so I might aswell in brace it

I think this morning I'll try to swallow my tounge or choke on synonym toast crunch

I need a bull dyke lesbian lover don't i guys? You keep telling me I am one so I should get buttfucked by a girl names Tasha who has her cheeks pierced.

Fuck I triple posted. I'm such a fucking loser right guys

@Muff why r u summoning me to this thread?

If you're gonna cut your wrist, hanging yourself would be unnecessry tbh. Just saying

@Diode
So Masai gets life ban but this lonely nigga can run free
Cmon bruh

"Let em rock"

Tag ether

Gone

Get this rep

True @Hush

Diode stop groping old mens balls and rolling around in
Senior citizen juice and do your job and ban this horrible
Ellen impersonation.

Hesus double christ man

Here

Any of those options work for me clayton

As long as your dead by nightfall

Lmfao

i only read the first sentence of this thread

i'm a boarder with a conscience. i just ignore your threads and don't clown you because it makes me uncomfortable.

let me tell you a tale of a man by the name of infinity tha rellik.

he was clowned horrendously and still is clowned. but he's a man and continues to post. he has my respect. i actually like the dude. sure he seems and comes off like a try hard, but he isnt bad. he's somewhat corny sure. i dunno. my point is i'm cool with him. he makes beats and stuff and we played WoW. he would log in the game and message me like "sup criggahhhhhh" whats a criggah? who knows. but he was excited to talk and play with an e-friend. he's my e-homie.

he sent me his old pc when my pc died and i was poor. he asked me to send him his music files and i wiped them lol because i didnt want to upload them and i wanted the pc clean.

basically maybe you guys should befriend sir clayton and he'll be your annoying e-friend who will send you an actual computer before he knocks up a latin chick off okcupid and he'll help you get some epic weapons in computer games

Hmmm


Clayton lets b friends bro

I'll make sure to make a goodbye video and shout you guys out. I'll kill myself soon just for you. I'm such a fat lesbian POS loser. I can't even suck my own dick. Like tf. You guys have been right from the jump. My dad sodomized me as as a young adult and it has been hurting since last week. Everything you guys say about it has got to be nothing short of the truth. I don't kno why I've been hiding who I really am this whole time.
You've all made me who I am today

Ignore these dudes yo. Make a clash of clans account and I'll add you to my clan.