LMAO DETOUR TO THREAD TO TELL US ABOUT LAMABATEGATE
 

The subject got brought up again recently about Lama/Napalm/Lamabating

Your old thread appears to be gone

If you could kindly regale our newer audience with your version of vents since you're one of the few remaking that were there to witness it, I promise you infinite reps abound

The floor is yours, oh strawberry blonde one... @detour

there is no pride in remembering this.

i have thoroughly erased it from my memory bank.

PJEWK IS LEGALLY BOUND BY JUSGE CHESTER CHARLESWORTH TO TELL THE LULZ, DA WHOLE LULZ AND NOTHING BUTTHE LULZ

@detour to the stand

Remember, no funny business in the court

- The Honorable Judge

Peej ain't saying shit!

Long time ago in a galaxy actually right here, David Lama thought he was talking to a smoking hot 7.5 (like bags is banging) and pulled out his dick an started masterbating on webcam for her...unfortunately he didn't stop to ask why she didn't have her webcam on, cuz he was just so eager to pop one off...

Much to his surprise, and our hilarity, she eventually did turn on her webcam and it was then that poor David learned that she was in fact an inbred, ignorant, racist, troll from the Kentucky backwoods who went by the name napalm online, and in fact had a penis of his own, being that he was a guy and all...

He then (napalm) did what any free thinking, red blooded American citizen would do, and posted both the text of the sex chat and the video of lama getting intimately familiar with himself to the interwebz, where it could flourish in the hearts and minds of future generations of NCs for years to come...

Lama then left the forum he was on at the time, and started NCs...he also became very anti any other text forum, largely because he could control content on NCs, but there was always a chance the skeletons in his closet could be revealed on other sites, and they would be masterbating if and when that happened...

However, as cool a dude as he was, someone asked about it on day almost ten years ago and I felt it my civil duty to reveal aforementioned masterbating closet skeletons...fortunately I don't have the video nor do I know where to find it nor have I ever actually watched it...I know this story to be true cuz I knew about ten people who did watch it, and napalm himself sent me the link (cuz he was a faggot)...

It's still somewhere out there on some archive website I'm sure, floating thru the lost annals (not anals u fucking pervs)of internet history, waiting for the day some unfortunate soul goes searching for weird porn on the dark web and has their whole world turned upside down by the event we now know as LAMABATEGATE...

Further inquiries can be directed to Lars. Thanks,

I've been saying for years we need a history section here to archive the greatness.

nice one, gents.

We had one. The site conveniently crashed in the months following the big reveal and lama disappeared... All the history was conveniently lost, including the alias tourney where beyond had an aneurism cuz I beat him in our batman vs Spider-Man battle...

Could I get @sraL in here with the one eye'd milk carton shot on cue?

WORD. we need that back ASAP.

Also, all the roasts should be in their own section. That way we can keep up with niggas paying their dues and shit.

also...


BLOOD SHIRT/ CRIP CUP 4LIFE


http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/z...psb7b1164b.jpg

see that's history right there...

how many remember the actual photo tho?

back when MySpace was popping

you already know...


http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/z...ps8af65405.jpg



Anybody that's got the legit pic on this one, lemme know...




http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/z...ps2dfdbf3d.jpg

there is no way to get nc1s data back brehs

it was webhosted with hostgator and he stopped paying the bills. that shit is long since wiped. best you've got is my BW archive.

bc he started BW after leaving PR, not NCs. NCs was started after he gave me BW and then decided he wanted it back. so he used his archive of the BW database to make NCs.

Why is there no roast archive? Surely we can honor our collective efforts as NCG roasters by compiling all those threads in a sub-section? Appreciated.

@Orc

yo detour can we watch your battle with diz without subscribing yet?

it's a good idea

Plz make it happen if time permits. It would be a disservice to the lime green, IMHO. Veritas made a 'classic moments' thread where most roasts were mentioned & linked.

I've known the story of what happened with the lamabategate since NC1

however, I never knew it was the event that lead to NC's creation.

the lime was Lama's escape from masturbatory persecution. it makes it feel almost.. tainted. (heh, taint)

http://i39.tinypic.com/vomq15.png

is this true tho