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Sharp 07-09-2019 12:44 PM

Week 2 Pic Roast
 
Summer themed

Vacation pic for you all

Winner gets accomp, announced in next mag
You don't need to be signed into participate
14 lines max
Due Saturday

@Blue Bayou @INF @Wanderer @Diablo @Zuo @Killing Spree @Innovator @Answer @Slechtq @Ryno @John Dillinger

Blue Bayou 07-09-2019 02:29 PM

if Steve Jobs was a Key Fob, you'd have the same linear dims
better yet if Fassbender crack bendered...nah you'd still be a skinnier him
now we know for a fact you're not the illest of all..
who the fuck goes to the barber & asks for The Vantriloquist Doll?!
gooone at this scrawny faget flailin' in his jeans..
locations fitting tho, you being considered dope is alien to me
this picture's proof you need to drop the pen & just quit..
don't think you'll Excel cuz your company invented the shit
it's time you just skiddaddled dork..
Bird Up?! yaaa, if we're talkin votes last time you battled orc
Is it weird for your wife that men make you hard & erect?!
took a trip to San Francisco & we still don't see this Bumgarner respect
you're a 'sensative male' that needs to stay wary of karma
got a question now that you're grown up...did you end up marrying Darla?!
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a frail & famished white boy that's been predisposed..
my God, we'd of mistaken you for his son even w/out the Jesus pose
smh the Wash on those jeans.. pussy doesn't have the heart of a goon
Acid hasn't been this bad a look since moms took some w/ Sharp in the womb
I'ma an artist, pull ya bitch once I've put you in a coffin
Sketcher wearing nothing but those punk ass shoes that ur rockin
Oh shit son, I might have to run it back with shoes..
are those Converse? who cares.. nobody wants to do that with you
w/ that nerdy horrid style you'll never be going bananas
if I say youre looking Sharp...it's at an ugly bitch holding a camera
body of a spider it's true..
I wanna know how a tiny fucking bar sign is wider then you
some homos lubed you with a can a Crisco..
Be honest, that's not the only time you stood in front of poles in San Francisco
You're gunna see me n' bitch
You'll say it's a cell phone.. but I'm pretty sure you've got a 3 inch dick
no chance you've seen a girlies hiney
you make slim fit jeans look like they were worn by skaters in the early 90's
homie you need to not brag of machines..
the only 22 on your waist is the fuckin tag on your jeans
I'm gunnin with some toolies & pieces
course you're getting Bodied. ur the spitting image of that kid doing his thesis
you'll taste iron cuz I know you hate violence
the pictures cool & all, but one look at you and we know you embrace Science
even Houdini hit you up tryna learn your mind state
forget smoke & mirrors, you could disappear by turning sideways
With a straight face ur gunna say you let the tech go fly?!
faget plz...you make Fracture look as hard as Defcon_5

Answer 07-09-2019 02:52 PM

chicks know ur a joke, last girl u asked out took 1 look & died then
bitch literally peed her parka then called u a fag for looking like him
cracking up at this scrawny bastard, u really think u can date her? stop
as much as u let ur shirt fade away bitches get leaned when u take ur shot
all those tranny sluts u been fucking, you as sick as can be
ijs that shirt ain't the first time u were rocking w/ a chick with a D
This frail ass bitch is a beta male that’s afraid to dance without a doubt
If sharp loses his tempeh it’s after I knock the fuckin vegan sandwich out his mouth
You scrawny ass anorexic jared from silicon valley ho in a picture
U are what u eat, and no meat? Well that really shows in your figure
u still dress like a indie fag from middle school lookin f'ing retarded
the moment u got them chucks u should've done that to them in the garbage
dont piss me off, we both know u gon get hurt if u try to brawl with me
i told em to stay clear, he got so scared he wound up @ the church of scientology

Zuo 07-09-2019 02:52 PM

Nvm blue bayou ruined the fuckin cypher of course hundred fuckin lines of complete garbage

Ryno 07-09-2019 08:15 PM

boooooooooooy...

Sharp aka Cynic

wtf r u? a buck 05? hit the gym pussy or im snappin ya neck
scrawny bitch, watch my crossfit through ur fkn shirt without breakin a sweat
ya face gettin flexed w/ ease, bet these weapons leave ya bruisin
i'd put the long nose over ya mouth but those shitty genetics beat me to it
i hate roasts, im just lettin off steam, bet the tech'll dust ya
no stove top nigga, that green t'll be smokin hot once its wet the fuck up
theres no magic potion that'll fix ya mug, ik the hoes aint lettin em bone
lookin like harry potter, so ill be providin the stick w/ the bolt to ya dome
say ur prayers homie, see these shots gonna change ur fate
scientology? cyn full of himself if he thinks he wont be knockin on heavens gate

Cynic 07-10-2019 12:11 AM

lol faggot

A text titan in the flesh! legacy only getting bigger
oh... shit, my b. I was thinkin of another Styk Figure
for real, Sharp a G. elevated the culture. still a skinny bitch
to give text another dimension he must have given up one of his
gotta quit violent bars. guns n knives? don't try bitch
no one's gonna fear your arms when ya necks bigger than ya bicep
N those coat hanger shoulders? Bruh, you need to stop it
Wit a frame like that it's a wonder you haven't hung yourself in a closet
Ugly ass. No way you got a sex life, dude
If I looked like that, I'd call myself a cynic too
Said it was your honeymoon, stop stuntin dude
Fuck your shirt. No way theres even one bird up on you
how ya GAP kids shit baggy? you on diet pills or crack??
ya wardrobes fitting...
only cuz on ya vacation you STILL got the lime on your back
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this ugly motherfucker in san fran fittin in wit tall queers
when Sharp wants an interview, he aint lyin about bein 'all ears'
weve heard you talk. no wonder pics & audio aint ya choice
stickman fag... only part a you wit depth is your lameass voice
tf is that shirt? you know green n purple looks fuckin dumb right?
that's the most offensive color pairing since your skin and sunlight
What a fuckin face doe. Seein goofy shit today, bro
Got enough humorous features to fill a week of the today show
Run it back, goofy ass, you believe that face bros?
I said that's a Humerus feature cuz it looks like one's in his nose
Can't stop wit this scrawny faggot. Just don't look right, bros
Had to come back for tumor since his elbows look like those

editing later, will match @Blue Bayou

Wanderer 07-10-2019 01:02 PM

In San Fran u ain’t slick as fuck. Dudes phones u been hitting up
Arms spread wide tryna show the size of the last guys dick u sucked
I’m in disarray... u alone with no chicks, keepin it gay
Scarecrow stance but there ain’t no birds, despite what ur T-shirt say
Nobody chat to u. Passers by give attitude.
Even ur own shadow ain’t wanna be snapped with u
Shirt says Birds up but surely u have to beat that
When it come to muscle I’ve seen more meat looking at a sparrows kneecap
Away working on a plan bruh? Look like Steve jobs during the cancer.
nerds want an app to help them find girls & it look like u’ve developed the answer

Wanderer 07-10-2019 01:03 PM

<3

Saint 07-10-2019 09:22 PM

You lanky creature w/ alien features: on earth for the first time
Sends Non-Binary signals...no surprise he posed in Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Virgin gets NO PUSSY! what a hard life drawing crowds to shop sites..
But WIFING a blow-up sex doll isn't weird...for an Inflatable Flailing arms guy
Look like beaker from the Muppets but acts a tweaker out in public..
Finding moral loopholes around eating meat...cuz this Vegan just LOVES to suck dick
No tongue twist. yea that's a disguise this shapeshifting faggot can die
Square is angular on many levels, see...it's cast from behind & shadows don't lie
Pleasure for your girl is really rare...sons not big enough to fill her there
The closest this tool gets to Elon Gates...is getting mistaken for both billionaires
These white kids pretend in their bars. gun life you're not really apart..
Keep wavin arms talkin bout that Stick, Insect...the best you'd do is 'Blend in w/ Barc'
Sharps proof of the slender man myth. turn sideways = little damn width..
Weight of his Flesh Light...PLUS thin enough to slip in a bodysuit & enter that shit

Answer 07-10-2019 11:26 PM

This frail ass bitch is a beta male that’s afraid to dance without a doubt
If sharp loses his tempeh it’s after I knock the fuckin vegan sandwich out his mouth

Sharp 07-11-2019 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Answer (Post 743882)
This frail ass bitch is a beta male that’s afraid to dance without a doubt
If sharp loses his tempeh it’s after I knock the fuckin vegan sandwich out his mouth

Temper/tempeh? So bad it's racist, dude
Practically screaming 'ban mi' the way you mispronouncing Asian food

Answer 07-11-2019 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp (Post 743885)
Temper/tempeh? So bad it's racist, dude
Practically screaming 'ban mi' the way you mispronouncing Asian food

You got me. I legit always thought it pronounced temp-uh, no idea why that’s never been corrected. Learned something through vegan bars today

also, dope bar

Blue Bayou 07-11-2019 07:40 AM

Beef! BEEF!! BEEEEFFFF!! sack up and eat it damn it
that's not an echo, it's the one chef telling you not to be a Vegan faggit
@Aero

Answer 07-11-2019 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou (Post 743899)
Beef! BEEF!! BEEEEFFFF!! sack up and eat it damn it
that's not an echo, it's the one chef telling you not to be a Vegan faggit
@Aero

Lmfaooo

Aero 07-11-2019 11:07 AM

Lol

Sharp 07-13-2019 03:27 PM

Closes tonight @Blue Bayou @INF @Wanderer @Diablo @Zuo @Killing Spree @Innovator @Answer @Slechtq @Ryno @John Dillinger @BodySnatcher @bleak

To be considered, you have to have 14 lines max

If you went over like a retard, your first 14 will be all that is judged so edit accordingly

Answer 07-13-2019 08:11 PM

id like to replace all my bars with blue's second 14

Sharp 07-13-2019 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Answer (Post 744161)
id like to replace all my bars with blue's second 14

@Blue Bayou to give answer 14

Blue Bayou 07-14-2019 09:31 AM

We go way back.. so yes I'll allow it


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