just got offered a job as a male escort
 

What should I say??

This literally just happened 2 mins ago

Ol girl says she likes my style

You don't eat where you shit. If you were to be an escort you should take clients on weekends in a city that's at least 30 mins away.

Escorting old lady's across streets?

Are you buying a Ford escort?

Is this like a badge for your Boy Scout troop?

I don't fully understand

I think he mean they escorted him out the club

fuck you.

Zingggg

Damn the munster sounds like a great career opportunity for an urban youth such as yourself.

We're all gonna make it brah

Lol

I heard about some tweaker that got 150$ for shitting on top of a glass table while the fat middle aged bastard viewed it from underneath. He didn't want to shit ON him, so they compromised...

Be careful what you wish for.