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I serve people from time to time, hypothetically and theoretically

Alternatively, I also been staring at this one freak that stay in my building. Every time I walk to corner store. Every time I’m pullin off blastin dababy

I’m harder by the way too if you didn’t know I’m damunster

We was staring at each other for months not saying shit https://I.imgur.com/tvHvTFk.png

Then a week or too ago she caught me going back inside, again. She seen what I was doing. She ain’t take no damn dance classes and she know the money moves.

I told her yesterday I think we got a connection

That’s after she got mad at me for not wanting to spend 180 on a room. She was like nigga you can’t be serious. She wanted to come to my spot. I’m like bitch you see my girl https://I.imgur.com/1k9JVqw.png

Man I’m trying to cop a whole red roof.

I think imma hit her today like “yo I’m at the red roof you coming?” Of course Munster waitin til she get there before I pay.

the Munster

I ain’t tell y’all she had a man

She lied during our first convo made it seem like she was completely single

So I wanted to holler after our first convo and I go outside and she in the car staring dead at me. So I go over

She FaceTiming, literally and they stop talking when I walk over. She was talking weird a little and keeping things about a certain subject only. Then she was like “ok see you later”

I’m like huh I pulled my phone out, I ain’t say nothing the whole time. I’m just looking like bitch if you don’t give Munster your number, he gonn rape you in the whole public outside

But she jestered for me to leave (so he couldn’t see) and was like “bae... something something”

So you know I’m a Munster right this a military wife. Everything clicked. That’s why she cool with me having a girl. Most chicks out here are absolutely not with that. She still ain’t admit that but Munster know from experience. Coincidently, Munster fucks military wives. They always lie. They never say they married. It’s never my fault

Do you call yourself the munster in front of these porch thots?

I got a fake name that everyone knows me as locally, duh

Hypothetically and figuratively

Munster

Classic Eddie

Other thread was just a warm up

Wb my guy

They call me The Sundance Kid

I bet them hoes smell like chimp neck & they ph balance throwed tf off

I broke in with the flight attendants ( I encounter them a lot )

Whole new ecosystem let me tell you

“ you were the gem of Mississippi “

Bitch I know. Come back n see us

Shes way out my league too. Well , imo

Keep making these dumb fucking threads your gonna make me release big baby from his cage on your ass...

Lmao


He thinks he has allies here

Adorable

Shut ur spic mouth and go mow a lawn in your bunny suit bitch...

Out of shape glen Davis face ass boi


Speaking of names I know she gave me a fake name too lol

And she know I gave her a fake one I can tell whenever she says it

So I say her name in the same tone cause I know it’s fake too

We a match made in heaven for real.

Post a pic

I bet she look like she shop at citi trends

That was racist muff. You are such a fucking self hater. Like white girls who shop at forever 21 are any better or something. Fucking racist

That’s cute

Nah no self hate .. I don’t discriminate at all.. i just have a preference .

& rn? It’s flight attendants . BADDIES with a day layover n no idea what the fucj to do .

Get dicked down . That’s what .
Bout to post a pic of this broad so you can get an idea of wtf I mean bro this job is fucking PERFECT FOR ME

Would it be presumptuous to say these women are caucasian

Where are you meeting these flight attendants?

yes , they are white

This girl I’m talking about like half Honduran or some shit idk but she’s gorgeous

& they have a contract with one of the hotels I do security for. They literally come in waves.. stay a few days & then leave

They had an issue with front desk so I popped up to ..neutralize the situation .. :)

Next thing you know phone #s are exchanged & I added her on snap / ig

She ended up going down to the 24hr pool in this bikini & was sending me snaps to come down & Kick it but yoooo cameras are everywhere & I already got in trouble for PDA ( they watch me yo long story ) anyways I end up kicking it with her anyway cause bro she’s like ficking ridiculously .. sexy mf look like a model omm. She told me to hit her up when I got off .. I snuck through stairwell .. off camera .. boom

“ you were the gem of MS “

the end

What’s crazy is there were two of em and both of em were going .. but eh the other one was like 45 yr old blonde bitch from MN .. I would of knocked the AARP out thst pussy too but Her friend was excruciatingly hot

I was fucking the maintenance manager daughter. This blonde girl named Jordan who was a waitress in a restaurant inside the hotel . Kissed her on camera and that’s how daddy found out we were dating . That’s the PDA thing . Got put on surveillance by the GM who is gay n has the hots for me according to another gm ( adjacent property )who has asked me to pipe her down

Lmao . Boi if this shit paid more

Didn’t read none of that


Pics doe

I figured as much. So much has happened though. My bad lol

Photo bucket charging now? Tf . I’m looking for easy image hosting n I’m lazy

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Far right . Super tiny waist. Ass tho .