Shadow Boxing Battle #2 - CLOSED
 

Battler 1


Fuck you AND your crew! I'm icing all you dweebs on sight
Browning to your caps reminiscent of ya wifey on her knees at night
Got drawers full of old rifles to smash you w/ so bitch, be nice
Or a Woodstock'll damage your brain more than acid trips in '69
Everything in my arsenal is harmful, kid. Enough
AK's slaughtering, clay pottery; these arms will split your mug
Probably a cuck..so tend to ya girl's crotch n slurp, you softy
Make sure you have my cream-ate before you watch me burn her body
I'll ransack your home w. a hammer aimed at ya fam jus like it's ISIS
Have you all so naked and afraid, Discovery Channel wants to license
Every bullet I'm releasing is fun. Retreat and I'll come ..
Hunnam down in the cut without another season of Sons





Battler 2


Shadow box?
It’s a weird concept your girl’s pussy shares the name with
Because it will literally let anything in, but not even light escapes it
I bang high class hoes so I see why you’re super stressed
If you get a text that the escort is arriving it’s an alert from UberX
You work out and that’s cool, I shoot guns to be frank
This biscuit will fill you with so many carbs you’ll think it’s your cheat day
I got bars like Sing Sing but I ain’t no crooner
Told Hush I wanted to bury you with a Big 12, and he couldn’t give me the OK sooner
You’re a faggot, take this healthy beating dude
My bars are straight fire, you go to bars that are LGBTQ
Foreplay with your bitch And I make her juices come out
Using the same 3-finger formation that you used to salute in Cub Scouts

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Fuck you AND your crew! I'm icing all you dweebs on sight
Browning to your caps reminiscent of ya wifey on her knees at night

7

Got drawers full of old rifles to smash you w/ so bitch, be nice
Or a Woodstock'll damage your brain more than acid trips in '69

7

Everything in my arsenal is harmful, kid. Enough
AK's slaughtering, clay pottery; these arms will split your mug

7

Probably a cuck..so tend to ya girl's crotch n slurp, you softy
Make sure you have my cream-ate before you watch me burn her body

5

I'll ransack your home w. a hammer aimed at ya fam jus like it's ISIS
Have you all so naked and afraid, Discovery Channel wants to license

6

Every bullet I'm releasing is fun. Retreat and I'll come ..
Hunnam down in the cut without another season of Sons

6




Shadow box?
It’s a weird concept your girl’s pussy shares the name with
Because it will literally let anything in, but not even light escapes it

7

I bang high class hoes so I see why you’re super stressed
If you get a text that the escort is arriving it’s an alert from UberX

7

You work out and that’s cool, I shoot guns to be frank
This biscuit will fill you with so many carbs you’ll think it’s your cheat day

6

I got bars like Sing Sing but I ain’t no crooner
Told Hush I wanted to bury you with a Big 12, and he couldn’t give me the OK sooner

8

You’re a faggot, take this healthy beating dude
My bars are straight fire, you go to bars that are LGBTQ

6

Foreplay with your bitch And I make her juices come out
Using the same 3-finger formation that you used to salute in Cub Scouts

5


v/ battler 2.

It was pretty close. both had some bars that I thought were cringe and both had bars that were solid. Both also got weaker toward the end of their verses. ok sooner bar was best of the battle but battler 1 was a bit more consistent to me

Battler 1 -

Fuck you AND your crew! I'm icing all you dweebs on sight
Browning to your caps reminiscent of ya wifey on her knees at night
Got drawers full of old rifles to smash you w/ so bitch, be nice
Or a Woodstock'll damage your brain more than acid trips in '69

Cool. Not stunning or anything, but I dug those 4. I had to ask what a Browning was, because I'm lame af, but after I found out - i liked it more.

Battler 2 -

Shadow box?
It’s a weird concept your girl’s pussy shares the name with
Because it will literally let anything in, but not even light escapes it
I bang high class hoes so I see why you’re super stressed
If you get a text that the escort is arriving it’s an alert from UberX
I got bars like Sing Sing but I ain’t no crooner
Told Hush I wanted to bury you with a Big 12, and he couldn’t give me the OK sooner

OK Sooner bar is dooooope, LOTB easily. shadow box was also a clever flip on the name, i dug that a lot too. UberX i liked, but not as much as the other two... it's kind've a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd situation... all were good though.

V - Battler 2

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Battler 1


Fuck you AND your crew! I'm icing all you dweebs on sight
Browning to your caps reminiscent of ya wifey on her knees at night
Nice but seen the concept used recently
Got drawers full of old rifles to smash you w/ so bitch, be nice
Or a Woodstock'll damage your brain more than acid trips in '69
nice
Everything in my arsenal is harmful, kid. Enough
AK's slaughtering, clay pottery; these arms will split your mug
Doesn’t fully work but ok
Probably a cuck..so tend to ya girl's crotch n slurp, you softy
Make sure you have my cream-ate before you watch me burn her body
come on
I'll ransack your home w. a hammer aimed at ya fam jus like it's ISIS
Have you all so naked and afraid, Discovery Channel wants to license
better
Every bullet I'm releasing is fun. Retreat and I'll come ..
Hunnam down in the cut without another season of Sons
want to hate this wp but it also kinda works so cool




Battler 2


Shadow box?
It’s a weird concept your girl’s pussy shares the name with
Because it will literally let anything in, but not even light escapes it
Lol
I bang high class hoes so I see why you’re super stressed
If you get a text that the escort is arriving it’s an alert from UberX
Decent but not a great diss angle imo
You work out and that’s cool, I shoot guns to be frank
This biscuit will fill you with so many carbs you’ll think it’s your cheat day
This isn’t even close to rhyming?
I got bars like Sing Sing but I ain’t no crooner
Told Hush I wanted to bury you with a Big 12, and he couldn’t give me the OK sooner
Nice
You’re a faggot, take this healthy beating dude
My bars are straight fire, you go to bars that are LGBTQ
Simple but good wording makes it
Foreplay with your bitch And I make her juices come out
Using the same 3-finger formation that you used to salute in Cub Scouts
Decent closer

Woodstock
Naked & afraid

Vs

Shadow box
Ok sooner

Both had one bad miss which was cremate and the non rhymer. 1 was going for wordplays too hard and 2 was kinda more basic but comedy. Overall I think the comedy style lands better when it misses like the clay pottery line is kinda a miss for me too.

Vote - 2

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Everything in my arsenal is harmful, kid. Enough
AK's slaughtering, clay pottery; these arms will split your mug
I'll ransack your home w. a hammer aimed at ya fam jus like it's ISIS
Have you all so naked and afraid, Discovery Channel wants to license

vs

Shadow box?
It’s a weird concept your girl’s pussy shares the name with
Because it will literally let anything in, but not even light escapes it
Foreplay with your bitch And I make her juices come out
Using the same 3-finger formation that you used to salute in Cub Scouts

This was kind of close. Both were equal in concepts but the first one had better wording so lines came off smooth. no true haymakers from either.
Could honestly go either way.

MVGT == Battler 1

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1

highs

verything in my arsenal is harmful, kid. Enough
AK's slaughtering, clay pottery; these arms will split your mug

mids

Got drawers full of old rifles to smash you w/ so bitch, be nice
Or a Woodstock'll damage your brain more than acid trips in '69
I'll ransack your home w. a hammer aimed at ya fam jus like it's ISIS
Have you all so naked and afraid, Discovery Channel wants to license
Every bullet I'm releasing is fun. Retreat and I'll come ..
Hunnam down in the cut without another season of Sons

lows

Fuck you AND your crew! I'm icing all you dweebs on sight
Browning to your caps reminiscent of ya wifey on her knees at night
Probably a cuck..so tend to ya girl's crotch n slurp, you softy
Make sure you have my cream-ate before you watch me burn her body



2

highs

I got bars like Sing Sing but I ain’t no crooner
Told Hush I wanted to bury you with a Big 12, and he couldn’t give me the OK sooner
You’re a faggot, take this healthy beating dude
My bars are straight fire, you go to bars that are LGBTQ


mids

Shadow box?
It’s a weird concept your girl’s pussy shares the name with
Because it will literally let anything in, but not even light escapes it
I bang high class hoes so I see why you’re super stressed
If you get a text that the escort is arriving it’s an alert from UberX
You work out and that’s cool, I shoot guns to be frank
This biscuit will fill you with so many carbs you’ll think it’s your cheat day
Foreplay with your bitch And I make her juices come out
Using the same 3-finger formation that you used to salute in Cub Scouts

lows n/a



battler 2 wins

Fuck you AND your crew! I'm icing all you dweebs on sight
Browning to your caps reminiscent of ya wifey on her knees at night

ehhhh decent idea, could have been executed better imo

Got drawers full of old rifles to smash you w/ so bitch, be nice
Or a Woodstock'll damage your brain more than acid trips in '69

kinda okay, but executed the same as the line just before and easy to telegraph as soon as you read “Woodstock” tbh. Should have flipped it so that was at the other end of the punch

Everything in my arsenal is harmful, kid. Enough
AK's slaughtering, clay pottery; these arms will split your mug

LOL @ the AK namedrop. pottery and mug is too simplistic

Probably a cuck..so tend to ya girl's crotch n slurp, you softy
Make sure you have my cream-ate before you watch me burn her body

lmao absolutely terrible

I'll ransack your home w. a hammer aimed at ya fam jus like it's ISIS
Have you all so naked and afraid, Discovery Channel wants to license

nah from me

Every bullet I'm releasing is fun. Retreat and I'll come ..
Hunnam down in the cut without another season of Sons

not feeling, too simple



Battler 2


Shadow box?
It’s a weird concept your girl’s pussy shares the name with
Because it will literally let anything in, but not even light escapes it

just okay

I bang high class hoes so I see why you’re super stressed
If you get a text that the escort is arriving it’s an alert from UberX

much better

You work out and that’s cool, I shoot guns to be frank
This biscuit will fill you with so many carbs you’ll think it’s your cheat day

okay

I got bars like Sing Sing but I ain’t no crooner
Told Hush I wanted to bury you with a Big 12, and he couldn’t give me the OK sooner

okay

You’re a faggot, take this healthy beating dude
My bars are straight fire, you go to bars that are LGBTQ

lol maybe needed more zing?

Foreplay with your bitch And I make her juices come out
Using the same 3-finger formation that you used to salute in Cub Scouts

nice idea, execution lacked something

close battle but I’ll edge it to Battler 2

Hit this one guys