It has come to my attention the US don't have this? Please confirm/deconfirm the rumours.
 

This ladies and gentlemen is Bacon Cheese. It's cheese and bacon bits put into a tube to put on your bread for breakfast. It's delicious. How do you survive without it?

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(Don't mind the ham cheese on the far left, it isn't that great in comparison.)

Look disgusting

Fair enough. Tastes amazing tho'.

Idk.. id try it.. sounds good but the tube kinda turns me away. why didn't they jus spread it n add a little gloss.. like there is definitly no subliminal mssg or marketing ploy in that image haha

True that @151. That's exactly what it looks like. Just ate some baguettes with it now. I ate a tube of that shit in 2 days last week. Hadn't bought some for 3-4 years before that, it's like I've re-discovered it. I could probably send some your way if you want some tbh, but you gotta pay the shipping n shit tho', haha.

I want some..like yesterday lol wtf how do we have electric cars an trying to send ppl to Mars but don't have Bacon cheese paste?

Lol, why not. Sure thing @YDK.

If anyone else wants some I don't mind sending it. But I'm a lazy fuck on a budget that can't post stacks so I'll limit it to 3 people. If YDK wants it there's 2 tubes left for grabs, gotta pay the shipping n shit yourselves tho' (from Norway). Shouldn't be too expensive, but still.

Im down man just let me know how much it is. This shit ain't gonna get ceased by some gay foreign policy shit tryna gank my Bacon paste tho right lol

Idk, about 5-15$ for shipping? Idk.. And nah, it's pretty well sealed etc. so I doubt it'll get stopped in the customs. And if it do it's not like it's the end of the world. Well, not for me at least. I need an adress tho', send it to me in a PM and I'll get to it in a few days.

Aight man cool

Man my wife wants this shit bad haha .. if i pay 15$ for it im makin her lick it off my dick lol

Idk how much it'll cost once it get to you lol. But I'll buy the tube and send it free of charge.. Alltho' I did ask YDK if he could send me a package of Captain Crunch in return, lmfao. He don't have to tho', haha.

Edit: But ye, if you want to I can send some your way.

Fer sure bro this mite b crack I'm sellin it 2$ a covered slice of bread .. 20$ a loaf. ill send it back to the n-way before long we gon b rollin in the dough.

Lol.. wat information u need me to pm

I'll get some CC wit my foodstamps on the 2nd and try ta send it to you bro, you'll love it lol

Fuck yeah! Captain Crunch man! Damn.. You have no idea how long I've wanted to try that shit, lol.

Edit: @151; lmfao! I need an adress I can send it to, that's about it.

Captn crunch is where its at.. esp the crunch berries edition. i ate that shit til i literally had sores in my mouth round this time last year's

I won't have no money til the 15th of Nov. but tell me sumthin u always wanted to eat in the 3 to 5$ range (broke niggas r us lol) n i gotchu

No worries. I got all the time in the world. But ye, maybe I do want more Captain Crunch. It'll probably be a loooong time till I see another one again after I get the one from @YDK. Perhaps you could send me the crunch berries version? That would be absolutely awesome.

opposite of confirm is deny, not de-confirm lol at OP

You may lol at me as I was fairly certain it wasn't the right thing to say, but I just didn't give a fuck. However, I'm pretty sure that ''deny'' isn't right in this context either. Perhaps disprove or some shit? So now we're laughing at eachother and how stupid we are, just remember that only one of us is using their second language to discuss this issue. Hah!

Edit: Deconfirm should definitely be a word tho'.