Roast #3 - Hush
Hush
February 18th, 2011, 04:01 PM This weeks roast =.... ME http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/p.../photoxmas.jpg Read 2nd post for rules/details [HR][/HR]Hush February 18th, 2011, 04:03 PM Roast Rules DROP EARLY BECAUSE THE ROAST CAN END & OPEN FOR VOTING AT ANNNNNNNNY TIME about how many lines you can drop.. you must drop 8 LINES! NO MORE, NO LESS you can ONLY drop once. dropping more than once = DQ ..General Rules.. once you drop, you can edit your verse only until someone else drops editing after someone drops = DQ you must diss the person I have asked you to diss for the roast. everyone disses the same person. try to be creative and have fun there will be three roasts the top two vote getters from each roast advance to the final roast everyone can participate in every roast, even those who have already won. so you essentially have 3 chances to advance ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE ROAST THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY ADVANCED TO FINALS C. Gaffle Neighbor PJK Tyler Durden [HR][/HR]MaGiC February 18th, 2011, 04:42 PM dude is not tough, in fact he’s a fag n’ i’ve called his bluff cuz this is him gettin’ all dolled up before he went n’ saw Shuckks n’ let’s be honest, i promise that u cannot chug a fifth when THAT mickey’s the only one to touch those cocksuckin’ lips claimed he had a spouse, but now we see who his true lover b he tried to play cat n’ mouse... but even it turned the other cheek n’ i’ve seen him countless times claim he’s lightin’ the trees but look behind him... n’ you’ll see what this dyke really means [HR][/HR]EmpathE February 18th, 2011, 04:47 PM unsure of where to begin, can e fit it all in? think! this hombre playin with dolls first of all. His walls? pink. don't need the tshirt to know he's flaming, yeah that's right, burn... look like he bout to get beamed up with them Mr. Spock sideburns this isn't just a snapshot of holiday cheer it's hush in his bedroom, that's how it's decorated all year! it's really sad though, watching hush kissing a mouse Feliz navi Dad....<-- that's the only kind you'll find in his house [HR][/HR]Eviscerate February 18th, 2011, 05:32 PM by them tacky pink walls u can tell this rican maricon's livin improverished that interior gives the inclination there's prolly also plastic on his counches should've covered ur ugly wood-faced grandma in that frame instead of the porcelain doll and this skinny fag clearly has a thing for rats, you can tell by how he's gropin his balls ya broke fam dont sip bubbly during holidays, its clear, they cheers with cheap beers by the look of them outter hands, you've been dragging your knuckles sometin feirce knowin u stuck livin in east new york, it must be hard to keep ya head up nigga i've never seen u with a decent fade, only that busted $3 edge-up [HR][/HR]Larsinator February 18th, 2011, 06:18 PM LMAO @ THIS NIGGA! talkin' like one punch could leave me in disneyland. next you in a picture pouting!? ..nigga just how nice with dem hands can you b, when your own are smaller than Mickey Mouses You certificably fag & never hittin' bitches, spicalicious ..you such a loser even ya user profile more decorated than your crib on christmas.. LMAO this nigga visit dollar stores for presents & his choices appaul ..guess expensive gifts were like the MarvJ confrontation, way you avoided a Mall.. them walls painted black midget pussy pink nigga! you lookin hella soft on the block ..& im about to start wreck at you letting ya barber hit you off with the Spock.. ROFLZZZ [HR][/HR]Donnybrook February 18th, 2011, 06:44 PM gargantuan ears/eyes/nose got u past border patrol, glad to see stubby muhfucka - ur senses heightened, but YOU never grew past my knees w/ THAT chubby ass nose - its nothing for this fag to breathe highway tunnel nostrils enables this nigga to take 1 breath & it lasts for 3 kissing stuffed animals? this fags flaming - the proof's in his graphic tee ya satellite ears can both broadcast for & hear the thoughts of the cast of glee we shouldn't worry if masai pulls a cyber attack, the fact is this b4 it gets outta hand - hush's potato wedge fingers'll form a catcher's mitt [HR][/HR]Alvin Karpis February 18th, 2011, 07:43 PM Its obvious ur still in the closet, this guy is tragic Most people build character, u just kiss disney ones like a faggot What the fuck his hush doin? real talk this kids a queer This faggot sure got desperate ever since alien disappeared Ur always on the internet, ur a nerd that camps in his house This picture defines ya life, cuz u always have ya hand on a mouse Settin world records with that head, plus u got the swag of selena Ya dome could fit more people on it then the saints home after katrina [HR][/HR]Pryde February 18th, 2011, 07:58 PM this is cute, we finally get to see a picture of your first threesome which is sad when you notice that even horney smurf is struggling for freedom are you sure that THIS is the guy that started the 'nice with them hands, b' fame? this nigga kiss mickey on the mouth..... he just looks down and away in shame tbh you look like aladdin.... with magic carpet eyebrows and your FAT PUSSY EARS are seriously slowing the site down he decorated EVERYTHING himself..... he thought posting his dream high would go unnoticed he calls this look the 'victor e'..... he's just missing his glowsticks [HR][/HR]Detour February 18th, 2011, 08:31 PM This weeks roast =.... ME http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/p.../photoxmas.jpg Read 2nd post for rules/details nigga that line up on the sideburns look like it was laser etched by a cray supercomputer... your barber takes his job seriously lol...i'd rag on you just for fun, but it don't even seem that fun right now... lol @ alvin's hand on a mouse tho'...funny, but how many joke sites you have to dig thru for that concept? [HR][/HR]Alvin Karpis February 19th, 2011, 03:17 AM shut ya i rock transformer hats when i shop for used bmw's i can't afford ass up ginger jew [HR][/HR]Trickery February 19th, 2011, 04:37 AM u aint a crip just cuz u grip the blue, lookin like mister scrooge mixed with gargamel after capturing a smurf just in time for christmas stew u aint gung ho guy, lets talk queens n how much informant cash u unfold by i can't decide who made out as a rat better, micky mouse or u in precinct 105 u need a grip, rockin tiny ass sideburns - i cant even see the shit those aint mutton chops, ur barber gave u a ceasar to go with those vegan strips i come with reckless skill, u smoke so now u think ya text is chill? i heard u been runnin light on tree ever since u finally payed ur electric bill [HR][/HR]Sn00p February 19th, 2011, 10:31 AM it's disgusting how much you like fur, dude but you ain't only kissin' Mickey. you're rockin' his sideburns too & tho you've always been the gayest kid... the way you turn away from Blue...makes Bayou doubt ya relationship you'll ever have sex? there'll be a decision soon ya girl promised to 'show you pink'...& y'all went to the living room you got ideas, but not each one's great, brother there's lots of light bulbs above ya head...in all sorts of gay colors [HR][/HR]ill nik-A February 19th, 2011, 10:59 AM 2 minute keyler this whores dead with that cut it doesnt have to be admitted nor said cuz u dont only have bangs u have every gay porn enthusiast linin up at ya forehead I cant quit text cuz everybody wants more so now get torn I'll just get anotha curtain call while urs were giving encores before I was born if u're nice with the hands then I'm a killer for sure I'll take out the garbage but with this flamer's little waste its not even considered a chore everythings played out on ya pic from wardrobe to house its unfathomable ...that I can use a cum line to describe the relationship with ur stuffed animals [HR][/HR]Hoard February 19th, 2011, 12:45 PM http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/p.../photoxmas.jpg That hair is fuckin ridiculous. I hope this guy turns, cuz nothings worse than mickey mouse having the same sideburns. and you must have downsyndrome, it needs mending bitch I mean that HEADS so fucking big it needed that emphasis!! gay you have wetback origin, so it's natural you got scars, cuz u jumped the border so much u landed in that picture just for Lars. But posing with those disney guys is relevant you crook, cuz Mickeys smile proves to us u must be Goofy as fuck. [HR][/HR]Wise Ways February 19th, 2011, 02:10 PM look at nets biggest fagwod with shit u'd hold when ya twelve n proof no one wants to see ur PDA- that statue behind you blindfolded herself ain't polite with dem hands, look we know u like woodies, troll heard u give ya homies earjobs - believable, it does resemble a tight pussyhole underneath ur forehead db could knit five thousand sweaters ironic how u prune bushes ur whole life yet can't manage ya eyebrows abit better spick ass. beaner ass clown, u do yardwork n rake a'ton of leaves ur a wet back n it's not bcuz that snowman's body melted hangin from the tree [HR][/HR]Josh S. February 19th, 2011, 09:21 PM how much u wanna bet there's a hole made in mickies ass or that smurfs ass.. or any other stuffed animals this kiddy has ur side burns are pointy, ur eye brows are bushy ur t-shirt was on discount, and you didn't leave me any cookies stuffed animals santa left ya broke ass instead of a system u don't live a plush life style just because you go every where with um i'm tearing this victim until he moves over quick you don't even own a fucking car but I can count like 8 hood ornaments [HR][/HR]Frank February 20th, 2011, 08:27 PM I’ma punch this nigga through the curtains, he gone land in his complex This Nigga hush been trolling so hard for so long his hands getn brolic How you get hated on in Australia... then drop this pic with no disclaimer I’ll tagteam with masia - have him clothsline this flamer You lucky you look like my neighbor just miniature and the pictures blurred So you can’t tell... but that’s a gram of bud behind him - he’s just as big a herb That’s my word, you and marv in the mall would’ve been just as funny as sissy I bet we’d get a better fight out of the mouse and the smirf And my moneys on mickey lol |
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