Elite 8: Blue Bayou vs Slecht - BLUE WINS
 

RULES:
- see rule thread for basic rules
- votes must have a decent explanation.
- ext only agreed w/ by both opponents

DUE FRIDAY

@Blue Bayou @slecht

you best cum wit it

@Blue Bayou sent

Slecht:

In this beef: bar for bar, we're not even. I ain't reachin'.
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He'll deceive his buddy voting team to believe in him, so I can be beaten.
out here promotin' the impossible more than fast-food chains pleasin' the vegans

Blue Bayou:

slecht pleads w/ god to quit dick. but he’s sooo gay the fairy can’t
contracted mad diseases…guy’s had more Hepburn in his past than Cary Grant


faggit

VOTES @Cashius @Hush @Adverse @Inno @Barcotic @Plot @Flow @Sharp

I had to google both bars so not sure if I'm best placed to vote.

To be honest I didn't really like either bar, definitely not the best i've seen from either.

Slechtq yours seemed poorly put together, the impossible angle didnt really fit with the rest of the bar. Felt like you had the concept but it was a stretch to get into into a 1-2, would of been better if you'd used it over a couple bars.

Blue, yours was a better bar, in terms of being less of a stretch. It was concise and to the point but I just wasn't feeling the wordplay at all.

Eh... I'm leaning slightly towards blue. So vote BB. It was tough but probably because neither bar hit me off the bat.

Impossible Burger is good but something about the wording takes away from the impact

The Hepburn flip is solid and the wording is better imo

V/blue

Vote Blue. Slecht was too straight forward for me. No real misdirection or wordplay. Blues was more creative even thought the reference was a bit obscure.

Slechtqs setup is what failed him I think. His punch was nice to me but blue got him with a much better overall bar. It was a close one thou despite what the votes look like

Bb

Man, I really hate voting right now
I mean, is the hep burn supposed to be like hepatitis?
Because there’s no burn involved with hepatitis? It’s not like the clap
And that’s why it falls flat to me
Slecht’s actually make sense and that’s why I’m voting for him, even though he has like 1.875 lips. Look, what I’m doing is I’m rerouting the vote from Canada back to the US

V/slecht

This is a hard vote for me, thought both of y'all could have came harder, but honestly i would lean for Slecht here. Had a cooler concept and i thought he executed it decently enough. Blue i liked the hep burn flip but it just didn't hit hard enough imo

V/Slecht

One was more outdated than the other, plus not familiar with hep burn?

reads awk

mvgt2 skecht

Hep burn as in jokes about him being hep positive, dummy Des

Bb clearly won here
Not feeling Slecht's at all this time. Bad concept

Mvgt Blue
Mediocre punch tho

Hahahhaa jokes in his past about being hep positive, the common slang that we all refer to as hep burns! Totally @Blue Bayou for confirmation

Slecht took three lines to get to his punch which i still dont think was effectively set up. Blues punch was a weird wp abit obscure with the hepburn but worded well.
So vote bb

BB wins