King Kungfugrip has called for the head of Blue Bayou after decimating John Hensley in an 11-5 UPN thriller
 

@Blue Bayou the pride of NC’s lies in your hands, don’t let us down

http://www.urbanprowlers.net/vb/show...ewpost&t=77609

Was yet another alias account really necessary Lars?

Can someone link me to said battle

Because Kung was truly trash in that battle on here

Straight trash

He can stir up shit like a pro tho

Word LOL

I like his energy this is what text needs

@ORC you should.rrad his UPN verse this week it's AWFUL....and I generally like Kung pic verses

Jesus Christ kung fu is fuckimg complete trash

“ Hey man, fuck it.
On take your kids to work day theyll dress mannequins at Banana Republic”

Foreal tho? This is suppose to be your legends of text?

Good fucking lord

Lol that was one of the few lines I thought was chuckle worthy tbh

Yeah trash

Only half decent line was the playing catch line

I guess once you’re over 35 you stop being funny

This nigga dropping dad jokes for bars wtf

Well to be fair, his opponent was 50

Weren’t all of you on kung’s dick on the list your top 20 textcees all time, tho?

Someone find that thread.

Hahahaaah

saw kung saying numerous times he beat me in a thread there

but i beat him too sooooo

too bad i forgot my upn password

Well now, that’s just mean

Hensley won that

smh

Nope Kung is the only guy that writes funny bars....his comedy won without question apparently

Nah, I stopped being funny years ago.

You’re both dryer than a witch’s vagina

I hope the tag battle on upn is s&f