Macy's is killing the department store game currently.
 

Bought two $65 ties and a $25 tie clip for less than $80.

Thank you based Macy's.

Cool.

I need a new belt.

One issue with the world is that belts inherently get completely destroyed right around the one hole you use but stay in mint condition everywhere else. They need to solve this by creating more adjustable belts.

Macy's be overpriced, b.

We got outlets 10min from.my crib doe. Outlets da truf.

It is cool. I had a nice conversation with the clerk as well, if you care to know. I was in confused wonderment over all of the specials. I asked "Sir, do I get this 25% off card for free? No charge!?" (the sir and exclamation point are for effect, I apologize). He said "No charge; it's valid through Monday." I could feel a twinge in my loins. I had just wanted two ties, seeing as how my collection is ruined because I am a simple man who does not think to remove ties from laundry hampers. But now? With 25% off? I go to the tie clip section. They're in little boxes, like jewelry. Which seemed excessive at the time but who am I to judge? I'm sure their marketing team did a study or researched the market and found that this faux presentation made their product seem high class. And they were fucking-a right it did. I perused the selection and made my choice; a silver piece with some subtle engraving but nothing flashy. A tie clip of substance. It says "I'm here, but not to cause trouble. I'm an earnest, hard working man but I'm not afraid to throw a few back on a Friday on the clock." I go back to the counter where I had previously purchased my ties. My friend the counterman was helping someone else. I spent a good five minutes walking through the store looking for an open customer service station. One had a couple, consisting of a heavyset woman and a man who had obviously given up on life, buying five bowls. Negative, keep it moving Dan. Next some old lady was buying sequence dresses. Another non-starter. Wait. What's that in the corner? An open servicewoman, that's what. I dart over, through the women's section (bras hhehehe) and make eye contact. That's right, lady, I'm here to buy shit. I make my purchase and leave with two Macy's bags and an overload of swag.

25% OFF ON TOP OF ITEMS ALREADY ON SALE.

pancakebrah's name is dan....

Why did you need ties for?

Work.

That's Daniel to you, young man.

JCPenny>>

cuz my chain hang low like Macy's

I also wear a tie for work.

It is tiresome.

I enjoyed ur story, Dancake

It's cheaper. It's also shittier. Much shittier.

ok Dan

You're a rabble-rouser.

iel

My little brother is called Daniel, and it was nearly my name but my mother decided on Darryl instead.

Dare'll