Guys, what's up with hookers
 

I mean, you tell this girl that you're a 4 time RBL champion, and she still demands an uber plus an up front fee

While I'm at it, what's up with the laying down blowjob? Id actually rather be watching Iron Man 3 than the lay downer.

Wtf is wrong with you?

What, you like the lay down blowjob?

Getting a BJ while laying down is like battling serge

Like, exciting for the battle, but like underwhelming because you have to look at serge

Listen alhamdullilah

Shut your fucking mouth forever. Go fucking face north and suck Muhammad's dick or whatever, but if you ever ask me whats wrong with me, ill stab you 18 times in the neck. Delete that slanderous comment or ill jailhouse stab you, your mom, your step dad and Mohammee himself during Ramadan you fucking faggot

Your Mom sucked 19 dicks before you were born, and Mohammed sucked even more.

This fucking guy asks what's wrong with me. Bro go blow up yourself and 20 civilians in Tel Aviv and collect your 18 virgins. What's wrong with me he asks.

#lazarusvibes

He must think I’m Muslim or something, lol.

It’s because you’re not white. Don’t worry about it.

Whats wrong with laying down blow jobs?

Word. My jaw gets sore either way

*fracture left group*

ive never related more to a topic in my whole life

Yeah laying down or standing up or in a car... doesn’t make a difference to me I guess I don’t get it

Only messed with one hooker before that I actually paid.. and it was just head.

I was in Memphis though... all black area... the hotel room was 35$ a night but I paid weekly... seemed legit because it was next to a Starbucks and an Applebee’s. The hoods I’ve been in don’t have Starbucks or apples bees right in it. Anyway, this super fine red head girl... this was like 5 years or so ago.. anyway comes up to me asks to come to my room, ask if I I had drugs etc.

I almost did it but I was like no way a clean looking white girl wearing Abercrombie and Fitch is here doing this. Well I looked out later and it was a cop, she’d ask people to pull around the back, white Ford Taurus would arrest them. Did it for awhile until it was obvious.

I’ve never really needed to do it though. I can go into a bar and get a girl in an hour or so, might not be top notch quality.. and sometimes might strike out but usually not.

Kung aka suburban ouch

U do realize bbw will blow you standing up iron man trilogy on for free just be nice and feed. Fucking fanook

This shit was hilarious

Yeah ok good luck Hooker Expert PHd

Yeah nothing screams streetsmart inner city guy than one single awkward encounter with a lady of the night that almost ends in an indictment