WEEK 4: (0-1) Hush Vs (0-0) Diablo (5-0 HUSH WINS)
 

Rules

1 bar minimum 2 bar max per post

Bar(s) must reference your opponent's, either directly or indirectly
(excluding the first bar(s) posted in the battle, obv)

DO NOT post twice in a row

There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted
(failure to respond within 24 hours of your opponent will result in a DQ)

Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking.

If you opened the battle you may not post after 10:59PM EST on Sunday.
This is to discourage last second posting without giving your opponent the opportunity to respond and equal the number of posts in a battle.

Thread will close Sunday at midnight EST

@Diablo you're up first. You have 24 hours from the time this thread was posted.

Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck.

lmao swear u 4’6” though n small enough to be sharin ur kids clothes
I’m a big name on paper.. this short ese barely a cliffnote
@Hush

U married a stray dog .. I saw her face and said YIKES
Last time ya name was on paper u was signing the adoption release for ya wife
And u lied about being six feet .. u 5’4 how does it feel ?
Cuz after this battle u gonna be under six feet for real

ppl in glass houses shouldnt throw bones. u 4’0” and wed a dog
I got a stray w/ ur name on it.. but to get u popped, id havta fire thru ur letterbox
get a job faggot. go buy ur unborn a crib bed or some shit
before u six feet deep since u still top n tail with ur moms, sister & cousin

Boy u wife look like Gollum except not anorexic
The bitch a dog .. literally if she bite somebody it will get infected
Ur son didn’t make it . Moms off the crack pipe too stoned
Bitch nigga go buy your unborn a second tombstone

ur wife a pedigree chum/10. u act like she heat though
when u come outta Cage Kennylz n Tame One disappointing as Leak Bros
second tombstones aren’t a thing, moron. ur bout to be a daddy too
nice tri mister.. ur losin it by the second along w/ any respect I had for you

Oh ur feelings hurt now huh? Well shit just getting crazy
Funny you bring up cage - agent orange killed hella babies
Headshot take ur soul before u can even hear it
I have u high off the leak .. blood Loss quickly raising ur spirits

rather my kid die than develop your bitch dog ugly features
u lower jaw expectations, she married a faggot whos height come up beneath hers
pushing reefer at 35 is SAD. kids see no time spent wit their pops
if you weren’t so high off the leek you may actually tend to ur crop

I do wild shit like call ur wife slut whore and bitch
If u gonna crop something remove her crooked jaw from pics
Either ur dick or her ovaries don’t work .. kids u don’t even got one
And when that bitch bite an apple it look like it got hit by a shotgun

god cropped the height out ur life faggot. at best this herb 5’2”
ur kids fave film A Bugs Life n their dad only see the world from a worms eye view
rebuttal being a dead beat piece of shit. ur height embarrassin Frodo
ur bitch had to get down on one knee for YOU to make the marriage proposal


@Hush

Ur wife teeth so far apart when she smile her tongue feelin a draft
bro she look like Sméagol after he had the ring for a year and a half
Fuck ur dead child nigga no remorse
A bugs life part 2 Filmed on his decomposing corpse

Vicelord of the rings got wed and lisped his way thru the speech
entire hobbit family side of the church had wet floor signs n booster seats
this loser keep his butch wife wearing flats just to feel taller
ugly bitch built like Hagrid and u disappear behind platforms 9 3/4”’s

Ironic u married a sea creature cuz her teeth are growing coral
And Last time i measured out 3 quarters I paid ya mom for oral
Midget fuck u know I spit savage fire
Speaking of Harry Potter ya bitch got a magic wand cuz u can’t satisfy her

midget got short changed. guess the jokes on you
if i married ur ugly dogfaced bitch id pay my own moms for a blowjob too
send the whole squad roll thru to deal wit her
watch as ur horcrux her neck to suck the soul out the dick of a real nigga

Say that to me in real life and get slapped .. that’s not a lie
U gotta be brown to say Nigga so I guess your wife’s gums qualify
No wonder ur relationship wit the hoe is strained and weak
When that bitch talk dirty in bed the gingervitus stains the sheets

id leave tirearmosaurus rextinct. after 2020 the world needs laughter
with this dweebs stature every single punch throwns a certified kneeslapper
trust me I’ve no fear chilli wonkas oompa chalupa may punch me, its just weird
pillow talk for u’s standin on couch cushions to whisper sweet nothings in her ear

Nigga u married the Jurassic park mascot
Funny u bring up fossils cuz her teeth look half bone and half rock
U a borderline sex offender .. that relationship I cannot endorse
Who need a rape porn collection when ya bitch a rotting corpse

ur daughters look like Auschwitz survivors. bitch get ur life in check
i bring up fossils, ur wife bring ur kids up on a day old taco meat n child neglect
it’s a one-and-a-half-some whenever u have sex with ur wife
hope she smoking in pregnancy. bitch been ugly as fuck the rest of her life

Those ovens had sent more than a few Jews up to heaven
A worst gas crime was those topical cats convincing u your a legend
I’m fire u look like a friar . Stay in ur place
I see ur bitch an think SMOKING! Cuz she resemble fire mashall bill in the face

both ur kids in striped pyjamas. no wonder a broke bitch feel uptight
i’ll fly u over, so u can finally show ur kids what a clean Bill looks like
u put the mini in Dominican, faggot. been topical legend at every board yet
to you a short story is just any one you reading to ur kids before bed