LMAO WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BIZARRO LIPPED WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN WHERE ‘CEREBRAL PALSY/ CEREBRAL PAWS, SEE’ IS CONSIDERED GOOD EVEN ON THE LAST BASTION OF TEXT AND 3 + 3 - 2 APPARENTLY EQUALS 3 ITSELF NOW? (NETCEES JEWS LARS A TOURNEY WIN YET AGAIN. B
 

SO THIS FAGGOT LIPTON TEA GUZZLING ZELPH CHEATED ME OUT OF HIS TOURNEY FINAL ON SOME BITCHASS SHIT. FOR REAL.

I WAS TIED UP WITH RYNO (LOL I KNOW, TERRIBLE DUMBASS VOTERS SHAME ON YOU) BUT CAME FROM 0-3 DOWN TO DRAW LEVEL.

THE THREAD THEN GETS CLOSED UP QUICK BY THIS CLEFT FACED LOSER THAT COULD NEVER BE MY PALETTE ALL WITHOUT EVEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COME IN WITH A TIEBREAKER VOTE TO DECIDE A WINNER, SO IM DECLARED TO HAVE LOST? FUCK THAT SHIT. YOU LOST AT BIRTH. YOU LOST WHEN YOUR BOTTOM LIP SWALLOWED YOUR UPPER ONE IN THE BIRTH CANAL AND YOUR DEFORMED FACE DISAPPOINTED YOUR SHITHEAD PARENTS BEFORE THE DOC EVEN SLAPPED YOUR ASS TO SEE IF YOU WERE ALIVE. HEAD NURSE PROLLY SPANKED YOU IN THE FACE YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSCRACK FOR A MOUTH LOOKING WEIRDO FAGGOT. NO WONDER YOU TALK SO MUCH SHIT. YOUR TEXT AS BUTTCHEEKS AS YOUR TOURNEYS AND REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR. YOU WERE LITERALLY BORN AN ASSHOLE. HOW THAT FEEL THOUGH, KNOWING THAT? LIKE I GIVE A SHIT HOW THAT FELT YOU PATHETIC FUCKING ZIPPER MOUTHED TERRANCE AND PHILIP COPYING LAME. FUCK YOU X2.

MUST HAVE LOST YOUR MIND AS WELL AS RESPECT/TOP LIP/CREDIBILITY. THIS SOME SHADY FAGGOT SHIT FORREAL. YOU TRYNA DISCREDIT DULLBOYS VOTE WHEN HES VOTED ALL TOURNEY AND THEYVE COUNTED IN EVERY OTHER BATTLE SO FAR? DULLBOY BEEN INFINITELY MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU IN TEXT AT ANYTHING HE’S CHOSEN TO TURN HIS HAND TO. HES ARCHIVED MORE. WON MORE. IS LESS OF A FUCKING WEIRDO TO LOOK AT. HOW CAN YOU STRAIGHT OVERLOOK SOMEONES OPINION WHEN THEYRE EVEN BETTER THAN YOU ARE? SHITHEAD. YOU PRAISED CEREBRAL PAWS SEE EARLIER IN THE TOURNEY DESPITE ALL YOUR PEERS CALLING IT WACK. YOUR OPINION ISNT WORTH LIP TO ME. OH SORRY, I MEANT ZIP. FUCK YOU. SAME DIFFERENCE FAGGOT.

PLUS KARAOKE VOTED FOR ME AND HIS OPINION ALONE INVALIDATES RYNOS, FLOWS AND YOURS IMHO SO IF YOU WANNA TAKE DULLS VOTE AWAY FROM ME, SURELY RYNOS WACK ASS DESERVES TWO TAKING AWAY FROM HIM MORE SO FOR HAVING SUCH INCREDULOUS MORONIC VOTERS? THATS MY OPINION AT LEAST

VOTES AS STANDS WENT LIKE THIS:

Ryno
Flow
You

vs

Lars
Karaoke
Dullboy

3 + 3 - 2 DOESNT EQUAL 3 IDIOT

SHIT WAS TIED AT 3-3 AND SHOULD HAVE GONE TO A DECIDING VOTE OR PUT US BOTH IN THE FINAL IN A THREEWAY

THATS HOW SHIT WORKS YOU DUMBASS DIRTY PIG PIECE OF SHIT

FUCK YOU

NETCEES NEED TO QUIT TRYNA JEW ME OUT OF SHIT I WIN CLEARLY

PLUS YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TOURNEY FINALS GIMMICK IS WACK AS FUCK ANYWAYS

/THREAD

@For Battling

u voted for urself tho? lol that tourneys fucked llmao

Everyone had to, to hide who they were. It was in the rules.

Ryno was blatantly Alcoholics. Flow real voted against me tactfully to avoid facing me in the finals, he was The Police, Zelph was Firefighters and obv voted against me too to give himself an easy final setup.

It’s some lames on here man.

You still crying about losing? Lmao you lost 2-1 idk how else to explain to your retarded britsih ass

So emotional omg I keep getting jew by Netcees omg omg

Dull boy vote doesn’t count. Your vote doesn’t count. Your opponents vote doesn’t count. That leaves it 2-1

What kind of maths do you fagits do in Britain where 2-1 = 6? The fuck

Lol I admire you trying to decipher everyone’s alias’ but you’re wrong about literally all of that. I’ll disclose everyone’s shit after this round obv

U MAD, BRO?!

Fuck doesn’t my vote count? Shit counted last round, no? Y’all wanna beg for votes, have me read the shit then discredit db opinion? BUNCHA LAMES

I will explain vote in excruciating detail to end this dispute if that’s still allowed.

The only battle your vote counted in was the police v firefight battle because you explained somewhat even if it was bs you at least put something up


All of your other shit didn’t count cause you decided to troll and just write “vote so and so”


Uh no the battle is closed lol what kinda crackhead shit is this

I get why mine and my opponents wouldn’t buy how you gonna just dismiss that dullboy vote with out explanation when he’s voted the same way all tourney without issue and they’ve all been counted. So in the interests of transparency, why does dullboys vote not count suddenly? I went from 0-3 down, to getting the next 3 straight votes and making a close contest of it. I had the momentum with me going into that final tiebreaker vote that should have been with votes equel. Why didn’t you just leave it open for next vote to decide the winner like anyone with a mouth capable of closing correctly would have you fucking hairlip fractured abomination?

Oh so his vote counted when it was on your battle, but not on mine?

Got it.

Crooked cop.

I’d never dishonor the legacy of text by voting contrary to my honest opinion. Shame on you for the conduct you’ve displayed during this tourney. What integrity is left for future contests run by you if this is left as is?

Nowhere in the rules does it say dullboy votes have to be explained or they’ll be deducted.

Quoted for truth.

Lmfao here’s the summary of this thread.


You’re salty because you lost so you made a thread questioning my beauty but this is really only about that lol you don’t even care about the battle because you’re obv trolling right now on that because you know it’s fair and I’m always fair

You’re lucky I forgot to add a poll because I know for a fact I won that battle regardless of what NC’s bottom tier may have conspired between them this tourney.

I’ll be voting against you all from here on out. Fuck you.

I just want to finally get a fair shot on NC, I’m sick of being jewed over by these crybabies man. “Oh, Lars can’t be HOF, he hasn’t won enough tourneys,” “Oh, Muffin is so good at pic battles when he pops dick pills. Vote - Muff”, “Broke Lesnar’s NBL doesnt count,” “Cash and Inf have the coolest tag team name. Even though they dropped mediocre first round, vote - Cashtration”

It’s the same thing over and over. People here suck at text and no longer know what’s actually dope. That’s my opinion. The blind are spoon feeding the blind with their shitty rehashed Capitalise a Couple Words to help these idiots see what I’m doing swag. Forced wordplays. Terrible half-name plays. Idioms. Hyperbole bullshit. None of you are good anymore.

This was worth the read.

for gods sakes lol

the cerebral palsy line was mine and I liked it, also was a ode to Cerebro as well. It's okay if you don't like it sraL, you've liked plenty of my other shit so I know you're good lol

sorry Bags and Destro, you got it wrong lmao

wait

is zelph revealing who everyone was each round or did Lars get upset and out that stuff before the finals?

iirc that cerebral palsy shit was from a no show and didn’t even go to voting, so idk what you’re harboring it for. I said that shit was trash. I had the best verse in that battle and I wasn’t even in it

I figured it was veritas because he got butt hurt and negged me for dropping my verse in the open mic section as if that had any affect whatsoever on the tourney