You've all lost it.
 

No one here is what they once were. A bunch of shells.

Without me you guys can't manage in a month even one 1k thread other than the @Ghost1 thread from when I left?! Not even current event threads hit 1k?

Bags should have carried that thread to 4-5k and 11 pages. He's a cuck now.

Amen and dullboy are background characters, and you're letting them be the stars. This is why The Office failed when they made Andy the headliner.

Veritas is too nice and it is coming off as fake TBRR. Stop being cool with everyone. I like that you dropped the trolling with people you respect and like, but showing the same treatment to everyone is just eh. Don't even bother responding to people like DB and Bolo. Your thread up now has legs but you put a heel on one foot and boots on the other.

wtf happened to you people.

Welcome back, fat loser faggot Knuck.

Haven't talked to you in a month, what are you an expert in now?

You left?

So you ghost the forum for 2 weeks and call it a month.

Gotchu.

Knuck you do not control me. I also do not consider you an expert in boarding. If anything you have chronic hubris as to your contributions or skill level here.


^is this the sort of talk you would like me to say?

Like 3-4 weeks I’m pretty sure. Doesn’t matter I wasn’t planning a specific amount of time. Checked on something referenced in the discord and noticed y’all are wack

What are you an expert in now?

There you go

Now back it up cus I’m the GOAT.

How are your erections tho?

No. @ knuck

Sturdy as a middle aged oak tree

We’re gonna go for kid two this month. Last kid I knocked out in one weekend. Will report if any aging as changed my elite sperm.

I plan to make the first proctologist visit thread good lord willing.

Don’t get me wrong

I think you’re a dope person and your poor boarding trajectory is a good thing

I think you shouldn’t be posting anymore is all. That’s why I’m inactive and uninterested in this place now.

I think this site should just be killed, none of the new school took notes correctly and the old school is retiring. It’s just a habit pusher for time wasting now.

I thought very similar for a long time then I had a revelation of what I could try to do to impact. To give meaning.....


We are all pushing middle age now and Jude. Our priorities are changing. There is no point in the old ways of chaos and death. Now I want to help bring life and meaning. And to teach people how to think and write.

If we took notes from you we’d be arguing with hush right now

Yeah this just isn’t the place for that. I learned that when I tried to get people to do creative things. NC is tainted by its history. Everyone wants to me you/me/bags/hush boarding wise or if they don’t theyre mostly peanut gallery (hollandaise/whatever they go by now)

You took notes from bags and made yourself shamelessly DOXXable then pussies out when possible doxxing was brought forth

As stupid as it is cowardly but unlike bags you came back to host a shitty alias tourney where he came back half a man but at least still somewhat useful

Just kidding zelph you’re a good kid

Damn kids these days is all

Knuck itt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc

See, you are doing it again. Linking yourself to the greats. Putting yourself on the mt. Rushmore. Don’t do that man. You don’t belong. You have always done this. It is ingratiating. Disown that summer classic win and then you might have a speck of hope for this.

@veritas here is an example

Rep phishing, etc

An aura that plagues Reddit as well. The need to say or act a way for upvotes. It kills the genuine nature of community.

Elaborate?

Top 5

In order

Bags
You
Me
Hush
Lars

Any other boarder that could be above any under bags is disqualified for being relative clones to those 5 boarding styles

I believe hush and I are the only adaptable people on that list

I can elab but don’t necessarily care too. Other top tier folk are threatened by me and it’s why they discount me. It’s truly close to fact with a lot of evidence. Tbrr

In transit

I’ll elab and add in some elab on the thing I just posted saying I could elab if wanted, the points will relate to each other

While it’s a thought in my head though

You and bags are top 2 because you have tool boxes with consistent and clean tools

Hush and I have lots of tools that aren’t ever put back in the right drawer and are mixed brands

Lars has one big awesome wrench

I guess I should say whats up since u mentioned me in almost every post itt

welcome back I guess

That list is all the way fucked up


big baby
Bags
Lars
Diode
Destroyer

ill tell u the secret to successful boarding though knuck since it seems to elude you so consistently

I always deeply enjoyed what I was posting here when I was at my most active levels

my schedule doesn't really afford me the time currently and also I kind of feel like I set the high score on this game years ago ...I kinda just stumble thru the arcade here and there to see if anyone has beaten it but I've no real desire to pick up the sticks

You’re losing me with all this toolbox talk

Exactly. Exactly this. The only difference is that I see myself as number one and Anthony as number 2. Ego I supose

lol perhaps

Knuck I do not feel threatened by you. It is interesting that you would think that sir.

You are physically stronger than me. You were a better chess player. I respect the progress you have made in real life and it helped make me better in turn. I can’t thank you enough for that. Real talk

lol

Knuck’s delusions of grandeur involve being an emulated boarder.

Get him, Dull. You have emerged from the shadows. You are ready.

Yall niggas all gay tho

I would put Jim above Seth tbh.

same

1337 boarders in here, bros.

You think your wiser than you are

The machines you scored high on were replaced awhile ago

The one left now has 2 above yours called bb and pcb and are more irrelevant to life than your first high score

He is good but he’s like the kid who played hoop on the schoolyard and could’ve gone pro but just didn’t want to

Much respect to the man uh oh

As a person he’s achieved zen well above you or I