Shadow Boxing Battle #3 - CLOSED
 

Battler 1


I’ll make your Brain Bleed aka shotty flippin on dude
Your soul? I Blewit Outcha Body & this faggot wasn’t Trippin On Shrooms
Erry drop is doo doo. You got allot to fix, chump
Wen eva we’ve battled you cottenelle...faggot will neva clean his shit up
Twin glocks for a Big Body! I’ll shoot a lame quick
Leave your head slumped to the chest like that Username pic
Your family tree get killed! Silencer make a squeak, Dweeb
But quietly rip ur Roots Apart! You can rest next to Malik B
Boy’ll end up retarded & mangled wen the hands come out
To the point you develop Jilti eyes, a Zelph lip, & the attention span of Ouch
One look & your wife get wet... before we hit the lobby
Two strokes & Foam Roll our her hole cos I touch every muscle in her body









Battler 2


Ain’t shit. I’m a beast. You will come out weaker
Watch me sock dude til he yellow like Seth showed up in sneakers
You wack, kid. Get waxed quick comin w/that sad shit
Bury you with a candle so you can shadow box in your casket
Leave this fag split. I’m bringing guns to this word fight
If you heard nothing and then everything goes black then you heard right
NBA back on court ballin’...even Covid can’t stop them fly kids
They share your tinder match philosophy - they don’t mind touching balls w/ a virus.
You should abandon the game. your bars are fake and they lame.
You can’t be the shadow champ when you stay that far away from the flames.
And you ugly as fuck. Every time you ask a girl out you hear No, kid.
All the people you know been begging you to put a mask on waaay before Covid...

I’ll make your Brain Bleed aka shotty flippin on dude
Your soul? I Blewit Outcha Body & this faggot wasn’t Trippin On Shrooms

wasn't really feeling this tbh

Erry drop is doo doo. You got allot to fix, chump
Wen eva we’ve battled you cottenelle...faggot will neva clean his shit up

I like the general idea, the association at the end could've been stonger though

Twin glocks for a Big Body! I’ll shoot a lame quick
Leave your head slumped to the chest like that Username pic

This def looks like a resin punch

Your family tree get killed! Silencer make a squeak, Dweeb
But quietly rip ur Roots Apart! You can rest next to Malik B

ok, kinda figured someone would do a roots bar

Boy’ll end up retarded & mangled wen the hands come out
To the point you develop Jilti eyes, a Zelph lip, & the attention span of Ouch

kinda funny, but could've been harder

One look & your wife get wet... before we hit the lobby
Two strokes & Foam Roll our her hole cos I touch every muscle in her body

the typo here kinda softens the punch, but this is ok. idea could've been executed better



Ain’t shit. I’m a beast. You will come out weaker
Watch me sock dude til he yellow like Seth showed up in sneakers

ok

You wack, kid. Get waxed quick comin w/that sad shit
Bury you with a candle so you can shadow box in your casket

nah, im not feeling this

Leave this fag split. I’m bringing guns to this word fight
If you heard nothing and then everything goes black then you heard right

the redundancy of saying you heard nothing then you heard right is kinda weird, didnt really land for me

NBA back on court ballin’...even Covid can’t stop them fly kids
They share your tinder match philosophy - they don’t mind touching balls w/ a virus.

kinda funny but the overall idea could've been executed cleaner

You should abandon the game. your bars are fake and they lame.
You can’t be the shadow champ when you stay that far away from the flames.

Cool idea but it just didn't come together as well as I think you intended it to

And you ugly as fuck. Every time you ask a girl out you hear No, kid.
All the people you know been begging you to put a mask on waaay before Covid...

Nah not feeling this, the general idea has already been done a lot over the last few months and this wasnt a unique angle that justifies it


overall I felt battler 1 had better wording and better concepts. I wouldn't call it a blowout, but I felt like it was a comfortable margin

v/ Battler 1

be back

1

highs n/a

mids

Erry drop is doo doo. You got allot to fix, chump
Wen eva we’ve battled you cottenelle...faggot will neva clean his shit up
Twin glocks for a Big Body! I’ll shoot a lame quick
Leave your head slumped to the chest like that Username pic
Your family tree get killed! Silencer make a squeak, Dweeb
But quietly rip ur Roots Apart! You can rest next to Malik B
One look & your wife get wet... before we hit the lobby
Two strokes & Foam Roll our her hole cos I touch every muscle in her body

lows


I’ll make your Brain Bleed aka shotty flippin on dude
Your soul? I Blewit Outcha Body & this faggot wasn’t Trippin On Shrooms
Boy’ll end up retarded & mangled wen the hands come out
To the point you develop Jilti eyes, a Zelph lip, & the attention span of Ouch




2

highs n/a

mids

Ain’t shit. I’m a beast. You will come out weaker
Watch me sock dude til he yellow like Seth showed up in sneakers
You wack, kid. Get waxed quick comin w/that sad shit
Bury you with a candle so you can shadow box in your casket
You should abandon the game. your bars are fake and they lame.
You can’t be the shadow champ when you stay that far away from

lows

Leave this fag split. I’m bringing guns to this word fight
If you heard nothing and then everything goes black then you heard right
NBA back on court ballin’...even Covid can’t stop them fly kids
They share your tinder match philosophy - they don’t mind touching balls w/ a virus...
And you ugly as fuck. Every time you ask a girl out you hear No, kid.
All the people you know been begging you to put a mask on waaay before Covid.


could go either way but battler 2’s low were worse

battler 1 wins

Battler 1 -

Erry drop is doo doo. You got allot to fix, chump
Wen eva we’ve battled you cottenelle...faggot will neva clean his shit up
Twin glocks for a Big Body! I’ll shoot a lame quick
Leave your head slumped to the chest like that Username pic
Your family tree get killed! Silencer make a squeak, Dweeb
But quietly rip ur Roots Apart! You can rest next to Malik B

Battler 2 -

You wack, kid. Get waxed quick comin w/that sad shit
Bury you with a candle so you can shadow box in your casket
You should abandon the game. your bars are fake and they lame.
You can’t be the shadow champ when you stay that far away from the flames.

Kinda odd the only stuff i really liked from Battler 2 were both plays on the shadow boxing concept. Still, Battler 1 got this. Idea's were more complex, wit shone through a bit more and i just flat out liked the material more.

V - Battler 1

I’ll make your Brain Bleed aka shotty flippin on dude
Your soul? I Blewit Outcha Body & this faggot wasn’t Trippin On Shrooms
okay
Erry drop is doo doo. You got allot to fix, chump
Wen eva we’ve battled you cottenelle...faggot will neva clean his shit up
okay, but it changes from second to third person mid line which generally makes things more awkward
Twin glocks for a Big Body! I’ll shoot a lame quick
Leave your head slumped to the chest like that Username pic
cool
Your family tree get killed! Silencer make a squeak, Dweeb
But quietly rip ur Roots Apart! You can rest next to Malik B
cool idea, but execution isn't quite there
Boy’ll end up retarded & mangled wen the hands come out
To the point you develop Jilti eyes, a Zelph lip, & the attention span of Ouch
rip jilti (I assume). Funny but light
One look & your wife get wet... before we hit the lobby
Two strokes & Foam Roll our her hole cos I touch every muscle in her body
the lobby? Setup is a little all over the place









Ain’t shit. I’m a beast. You will come out weaker
Watch me sock dude til he yellow like Seth showed up in sneakers
lol ok
You wack, kid. Get waxed quick comin w/that sad shit
Bury you with a candle so you can shadow box in your casket
idea is mean, but lacks sting
Leave this fag split. I’m bringing guns to this word fight
If you heard nothing and then everything goes black then you heard right
wording is a lil awkward
NBA back on court ballin’...even Covid can’t stop them fly kids
They share your tinder match philosophy - they don’t mind touching balls w/ a virus.
lol ok
You should abandon the game. your bars are fake and they lame.
You can’t be the shadow champ when you stay that far away from the flames.
okat
And you ugly as fuck. Every time you ask a girl out you hear No, kid.
All the people you know been begging you to put a mask on waaay before Covid...
light for month 5 of the quarantining

I could go either way on this. 1 had better concepts with execution that ranged from weird to solid. 2 had meh concepts with great wording. Lotb for me was the UserName pic bar, which was a cool idea that ended up worded well enough, so I edge it to battler 1. Would be surprised if it's by KO though

V/1

1 had the username bar and the rest was kinda off for me. 2 opener was funny and was pretty consistent from there

Vote - 2

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Battler 1


Erry drop is doo doo. You got allot to fix, chump
Wen eva we’ve battled you cottenelle...faggot will neva clean his shit up

vs

Battler 2

You should abandon the game. your bars are fake and they lame.
You can’t be the shadow champ when you stay that far away from the flames.

vote –-> Battler 2.
This was close. Both were equal in noteworthy lines but 2 had less misses and so for consistency he wins. I also liked his concepts and with better wording can really have some firepower.