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Neighbor 05-11-2019 10:53 PM

Neighbor vs. Destroyer (COMPLIMENT PIC BATTLE) DES WINS
 
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Due date TBD

I’ll get a pic up here shortly @Destroyer

Destroyer 05-12-2019 12:15 PM

https://imgur.com/QFIOyAM.jpg

Neighbor 05-20-2019 09:20 PM

https://imgur.com/QFIOyAM.jpg

You're a straight fuckin G - who cares if...

... all you spray up's the seat when you wake up to pee?
Salt & pepper's never looked more mouth-watering on an aged hunk of meat
It ain't tongue-in-cheek; ya fashion sense's buttery smooth
That Beanie's such a breath of fresh air, Sigel'd give his other lung to be you
& that permanent frown took the words out our mouths
An angel gets its wings & circles the clouds every time you furrow your brow
He's a pimp by nature - jacked too, if THAT wasn't enough
We can see the Mack in ya grill & ironically, you're built like one of the trucks
I heard you're a gentleman & that lat spread's so scarily wide
Good thing you're a shoulder to cry on; those deltoids bring tears to our eyes
SERIOUS size - & that headshot could have stadium's packed
Got bitches wavin a black & white over their heads while they race to your lap
You're way too attractive - lemme say it from a different angle:
Hoes can't even count the distance traveled to Wu U-God & give the GZA sample
You liftin anvils? What's the secret? Sculpted like some glorious art
Who gives a fuck 'bout 36 Chambers? You already entered all 4 in our hearts <3

Destroyer 05-22-2019 01:55 PM

https://imgur.com/BSSmnIM.jpg
sorry it took so long to drop bro... and I hope it’s not an issue
But I JUST now ran out of my supply of hand lotion and tissues
all I can do is compliment u. dude’s too fine for logo’d apparel...
u may have called shotgun, but I’m the one all fired up holding the barrel
This man’s a true specimen. Don’t let anyone ever jest
we go neck and neck and mine won’t even come close to hiding a headrest
some look at this pic & might think “that nerd ain’t even drivin?”
but that hairline got me wistful... like the silhouette of a bird on the horizon
neigh is better than a dash cam. u in the way? u better move now...
dude looks straight ahead and don’t even flinch if the girl in the back pulls a boob out
I’m just happy to have known u, and for that truly, I thank god
everything u say is money - that’s why ur mouth looks like a piggy bank slot
ur a beast on the boards too. always clean with a hostile flow
& you’re so perfectly symmetrical that I’m willing to let that one nostril go
I tried to bring the ruckus showing up in a tough tee...
but i mean, if I want beef, all I gotta do is look in the front seat

Aero 07-18-2019 02:04 PM

How has this not been voted on? I don’t want to vote in vain the neck line by Des was lulz

Answer 07-18-2019 02:48 PM

You're a straight fuckin G - who cares if...

... all you spray up's the seat when you wake up to pee?
Salt & pepper's never looked more mouth-watering on an aged hunk of meat

set-up is more insulting than complimenting, the punch is cool

It ain't tongue-in-cheek; ya fashion sense's buttery smooth
That Beanie's such a breath of fresh air, Sigel'd give his other lung to be you

this one's alright

& that permanent frown took the words out our mouths
An angel gets its wings & circles the clouds every time you furrow your brow

nah, i dont think there's even a bar in here

He's a pimp by nature - jacked too, if THAT wasn't enough
We can see the Mack in ya grill & ironically, you're built like one of the trucks

ok, wording is cool but conceptually you couldve taken a fresher angle

I heard you're a gentleman & that lat spread's so scarily wide
Good thing you're a shoulder to cry on; those deltoids bring tears to our eyes

I liked this one, probably my favorite of the verse

SERIOUS size - & that headshot could have stadium's packed
Got bitches wavin a black & white over their heads while they race to your lap

I know his photo is black and white, but calling it a "Black and white" is a stretch. Nobody says "hey, give me that black and white". You might say "Give me that black and white photo" but this could've been done better

You're way too attractive - lemme say it from a different angle:
Hoes can't even count the distance traveled to Wu U-God & give the GZA sample

this is cool

You liftin anvils? What's the secret? Sculpted like some glorious art
Who gives a fuck 'bout 36 Chambers? You already entered all 4 in our hearts <3

nah I felt like this came off as more corny than funny or clever



Des

sorry it took so long to drop bro... and I hope it’s not an issue
But I JUST now ran out of my supply of hand lotion and tissues

nah, not really creative enough for me

all I can do is compliment u. dude’s too fine for logo’d apparel...
u may have called shotgun, but I’m the one all fired up holding the barrel

this is dope. best of the battle so far

This man’s a true specimen. Don’t let anyone ever jest
we go neck and neck and mine won’t even come close to hiding a headrest

kinda funny, but I think the wording could've been more effective

some look at this pic & might think “that nerd ain’t even drivin?”
but that hairline got me wistful... like the silhouette of a bird on the horizon

nah im not feeling this one, too abstract

neigh is better than a dash cam. u in the way? u better move now...
dude looks straight ahead and don’t even flinch if the girl in the back pulls a boob out

too simple and not really connecting for me

I’m just happy to have known u, and for that truly, I thank god
everything u say is money - that’s why ur mouth looks like a piggy bank slot

almost a diss, but I dig this. It's creative and funny

ur a beast on the boards too. always clean with a hostile flow
& you’re so perfectly symmetrical that I’m willing to let that one nostril go

nah not feeling this, too simple

I tried to bring the ruckus showing up in a tough tee...
but i mean, if I want beef, all I gotta do is look in the front seat

super played concept



overall this is difficult to decide. I think neighbor was overall more consistent but Destro had more bars that connected. Best bar from Neigh was deltoids, bar of the battle for me is destro's shotgun bar. After that I got piggy bank then neck & neck

mvgt Destro

Bodey 07-21-2019 04:55 AM

I got Des, strictly on laughs.

yzeOne 09-07-2019 07:30 AM

Neighbor got it pretty clearly... wasn’t that close IMO... curious voting so far...

Also, felt like most of Des’ verse was backhanded and didn’t follow the scope

Vote=Neighbor

Sinacog 10-02-2019 03:33 PM

.. all you spray up's the seat when you wake up to pee?
Salt & pepper's never looked more mouth-watering on an aged hunk of meat
It ain't tongue-in-cheek; ya fashion sense's buttery smooth
That Beanie's such a breath of fresh air, Sigel'd give his other lung to be you
& that permanent frown took the words out our mouths
An angel gets its wings & circles the clouds every time you furrow your brow
He's a pimp by nature - jacked too, if THAT wasn't enough
We can see the Mack in ya grill & ironically, you're built like one of the trucks
I heard you're a gentleman & that lat spread's so scarily wide
Good thing you're a shoulder to cry on; those deltoids bring tears to our eyes
SERIOUS size - & that headshot could have stadium's packed
Got bitches wavin a black & white over their heads while they race to your lap
You're way too attractive - lemme say it from a different angle:
Hoes can't even count the distance traveled to Wu U-God & give the GZA sample
You liftin anvils? What's the secret? Sculpted like some glorious art
Who gives a fuck 'bout 36 Chambers? You already entered all 4 in our hearts <3





sorry it took so long to drop bro... and I hope it’s not an issue
But I JUST now ran out of my supply of hand lotion and tissues
all I can do is compliment u. dude’s too fine for logo’d apparel...
u may have called shotgun, but I’m the one all fired up holding the barrel
This man’s a true specimen. Don’t let anyone ever jest
we go neck and neck and mine won’t even come close to hiding a headrest
some look at this pic & might think “that nerd ain’t even drivin?”
but that hairline got me wistful... like the silhouette of a bird on the horizon
neigh is better than a dash cam. u in the way? u better move now...
dude looks straight ahead and don’t even flinch if the girl in the back pulls a boob out
I’m just happy to have known u, and for that truly, I thank god
everything u say is money - that’s why ur mouth looks like a piggy bank slot
ur a beast on the boards too. always clean with a hostile flow
& you’re so perfectly symmetrical that I’m willing to let that one nostril go
I tried to bring the ruckus showing up in a tough tee...
but i mean, if I want beef, all I gotta do is look in the front seat

I thought this was a good battle, Neighbor won.

Dope girl 12-18-2019 08:48 PM

Amazing work from both of you guys
Vote Des funnier compare to Neighbor


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