The Rawn M.D. FACT Thread
 

Inspired by @God Of War

FACTS only please

I have it on good accord from a reputable source that Rawn built the hospital he was born in.

Rawn also gave birth the idea of ideas.

Rawn wrote the twilight series, and the 3rd harry potter book, on his farm in Georgia. He raises alpacas.

sharks registered on netcees and posted pictures of themselves swimming with Rawn

Was the state prosecutor in his own trial

Rawn produced the Shook Ones Pt. 2 instrumental on the back of a three-headed dragon.

Won Season 1 of Hell's Kitchen by scrambling a single egg.

Created sound architectural plans to build the tallest structure on earth. The missing piece was $100 Craftsman leaf blower.

Currently working on his MBA in Doctor.

Had to quit IBM due to the fact he knew more than Watson.

Due to International Arm Wrestling Hand Size Regulation 3.11.7 he is relegated to the Bantamweight Division. He has a sterling 49-0 record, although the division consists mostly of 8 year olds and indigents.

Gone.

single-handedly choreographed the DG booty clap. Then he founded WSHH.

dying

lmfao classic thread

Times New Roman is based on Rawn's handwriting. It would have been called Times New Rawnan except Bill Gates did him dirty over licensing rights. If he types too many words and sentences properly, he violates parole and could go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

Rawn's spirit animal is Nikola Tesla in a Navy SEALs wetsuit.

His only natural predators in his local ecosystem are double size pickle jars and the first handshake

Rawn's photographic memory produces a developing chemical trail that is hormomally irresistible to females and pre-med TAs

It would have been called Times New Rawnan except Bill Gates did him dirty over licensing rights.

dfw;odsfjlfdsjkldsfkljdfsfds holy shit

Holds the guiness book record for worlds smallest shadow puppet show.

Played Bach's overture on the world's smallest violin, but had to improvise and play it as an upright bass

The next in the line of Succession to the loveseat at his Family's thanksgiving get together.

Wrote a film called edward little hands that was eventually purchased by tim burton & altered for marketability

Actively writes Dexter fan-fiction to account for how a real serial killer would act.

Has a dog named pterodactyl and a pterodactyl named corey.

Is fluent in barcode.

Dreams in classified government schematics

Retraced his genetic lineage to a Cocker Spaniel in France, 1805.

Reads public police logs in a Matrix-like computer room, deciphering patterns while eating Bac-O Bits raw and cleaning his room with a leafblower set to 1 so as to not violate his probation.

Has frequent flier miles with the witness protection program

He once had a pipedream ......

Today its known as the super mario bros franchise.

Gives causality violating titty twisters

He used to build forts as a child

Well

Actually he built one fort.

Today it is known to the general public as fort knox.

The perfect thief, his fingerprint is just a single line.

Beat abraham lincoln in a lincoln logs buildoff.

Has a novel atop the Boca Raton bestseller's list titled "The Chrystal Chronicles"

Originally captured shamu with a popsicle stick and two d batteries.

Dropped the bomb on Hiroshima from his balsa wood wingsuit

known to the neighborhood as Surelock Homes

Once traded a Yu-Gi-OH card for all of Korea's nuclear launch codes.

Has an engineering masters degree solely focused on working w/ micromachine engines

Once Lego'd an eggo. It beat every major breakfast chain in a double-blind taste test.

Rawn shattered all sales records at outback in a single night, mainly due to his excellent manners, charisma, and neumatic memory devices.