The Muff Attacked Me
 

The Muff Attacked Me....

In the middle of the night.

That avatar started freaking out, over my head.

Creeped me out... so I inquired, "why I are you fucking with my head?"


Mothafuckin Muff's Avatar then sat straight down on my face... and kept wigging out, like it does.

I was defenseless!

I finally grew the strength to wake myself up, sweat covering my body, and that fucking avatar kept jumping from wall to wall, inside mirrors and on the ceiling.

I did not sleep anymore that night. I just kept trying to forget... that avatar from hell, sitting on my face and wigging out... like it does.

you were... dreaming about netcees?

:-o

Lmao I did that once. I woke up feeling fucking filthy. Took a scalding hot shower and cried a little bit.

Fairly certain this dude is an alias.

Im...flattered?

I can't handle seeing that avatar anymore..... please make it stop, OMG ITS TRIPPIN ME OUT.


Why would you say that?

Geeawdamn, sons. I knew quality had fallen off a bit on NC lately, but this thread just rustled my soul.

Is this just a shithread or is this where we are now?

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negged

How bazaar be spar'in diss quiz, lit & read: uh, adjust miss's.

Trolls die puzzled fuss'in imbedded piss butts; innately frees men upon spit duh scoff befallen sad inequality blew by.

Guns spam, *nods*



incase u didn't notice, i sort of rhymed your sentences backwards.

You had me at "trolls die".

there's too much back story

his facebook

his linked in page

his fucking mugshot page

unless someone REALLY ELABORATE found the dude's fb / knows him irl and put this account together for us.. and left the crumb trail to lead us to all his personal info..

if someone put that much into trolling netcees I dont think I could ever log back into this site

Well. He is weird. It's like he doesn't know how to Internet.

That's just DG though...

If dg is eddie

How do u explain that vid of dg showing her tits then staring listless at the camera

N all the selfies

DG is not eddie idk how you all believe that

she did a live show for NC WE WERE THERE

Yeah.

I will nvr forget wen them tities flopped out

N the listless stare

Omg

I must see video and lock myself in bathroom


Headphones in

Fart fan on


Towel on floor.

someone in this thread tried to neg me put actually gave me + rep

such a fail

expose yourself so you can get this neg

Trust me.

Not an erection was to be had.

It wasn't recorded
Peep show was live

dg was dg tho this new silver is not dg just eddie carrying on the name, poorly I might add.

if someone recorded it their computer would have reformatted itself

i took a boiling hot shower and begged all 5 major gods for forgivness afterwards

Selfies still update tho masaii

Are u sure

Just post your new pic muff, NO DICK PICS THO PLS.

Dnt mk me up my roast thread

didn't see it, up it muff.

go to threads made by big baby

Ull see it

Roast of Muffins 2nd page of his threads

I thot everybody has seen me

U will nvr see anyone remotely similar

I dun think thats good

a big baby thread?

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/...if-im-zgoa.gif

no thanks

LOl you know what masaii reminds me of? a high school female with a bad attitude. he makes initial comments to get praised or noticed. I've noticed and that's all HES akin too. when she's put into a corner she starts growling like a little bitch, but doesn't do shit. He never bites back. it's painful to see such a low level defense tactic., it's pretty straightforward that he has the social acumen of a fucking retard. " o bb threads" yeah that you all click. There's zero people on this board who think you're funny. You can't be funny if you tried, so you resort to postig corny GIFS (that you don't have the brainpower to make) and being extremely subversive (to which nobody takes you serious). You're literally a pain. A cancer. In fact the amount of original thoughts I've had compared to yours is astronomic. cause anything after a hundred compared to 0 is astronomic. You post pictures of yourself. You're a fucking shame. You backstreet boy fucking weirdo. I want to know how you get by in life. Mall cop. Zip by im your FUCKING scooter and stay in your lane.

I was a mall cop once.

Not a bad gig really.

ur moms a bad gag

Lame thread

if I did, I'd use software to allow me to troll... right?

Didn't you know I made a living off of an internet based business for 8 years? I know a bit...

Creativity comes from the soul, and we're all equal here. I have yet to use any internet skills to beat around the bush or pretend to be someone else.

I pos'd u on purpose, with that comment!

Didn't feel like a neg was necessary.

Oh.

I stand corrected.

laughing hard, currently.

might not stop laughing