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DEBATING ON GOING FOR THE WHALING PRIZE CATCH OF THE YEAR.....NOT SURE HOW TO ASK HER
HOW MUCH SHE WeighYS WHEN WERE DONE THI SO THAT I CAN CONFIRM HER WEIGHT FIR COMPARISON.
any subtle suggestions? |
Chloroform.
Take her to the zoo. Use the elephant scale. |
I think perhaps ur understanding of the definition for subtle is slightly skewed....at best.
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just out right ask the broad.. if she's that big she's obviously very aware of it.
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What a douche thing to say tho.........
There has to be a clever way |
do u just want to know how it feels?????????
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take her to publix..weigh yourself..
by law she has to do the same...problem solved. |
Lol wat is tgis publix?
Altho.....autofail....bcuz whales do not get to see the light of day An@nyc ..... i like her face |
did u bang the indian woman
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I did.
Wanna see her pussy? |
pm me discreetly
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Find her clotjes sizes...lbs equivalents online i would assume.
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Shouldnt i just post it for the whole community?
Edit.....ooooooo V with the.clutch move!! |
That could give you a range.
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Get her in a hot tub. Mark how much the water level rises when she gets in. Call in a favor from Bill Nye
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when you say whale....is that @Figurative?
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I dont understand that joke.
Also.....split....bill is ur dad tho? Righh....so surely u could helo me out? |
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Take her to your gym, tell her that the workout calls for squating your own weight
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LOL....now were rhinking!
But lets keep in ming id like to keep her enclosed in my natural habitat.....think 2bedroom apartment |
Slip a stick of butter in her ass
if she throws up a stack of cookies , she at least tree fiddy |
Lemme know when she upper 2's nigga
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Whats ur record wise.........i need exact numbers
This biddy is a lumberjack.....she like 6foot.....an she fat Im tellin u.....im finna take down the record |
You gotta raw dogg it to even qualify
I had one couple months ago that was 275-280 fluctuated through out the night |
Lol@u even mentioning that. I havent used a condom since the 90's
280 is admirable tho Im 2......shes like alot bigger then me.......i BET shes 3.......im gettin PUMPED |
You get it yet? What size jeans she wear?
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Naw....she not even here yet
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Ok here is the plan:
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You need to get her clothes off and post the size.....ncs will takes care of the rest.
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Got it
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http://www.womenssizechart.com/
By my understanding jeans size 44+ ought to put you in the mid 200 anthony |
Were goin for the title V
3hundo or bust. |
Nice warm fat women...got to love em
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Stfu you child molesting racist ass jiggaboo.
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Dayum. |
Do these sizes factor in height tho?
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The clothes idea is great.
Dont even bother asking, all fat women get offended and they say "I dont know, I dont weigh myself". As if they are gonna go "yeah babe im 342". I have fucked a couple fattys in my life like any NCG but they didnt exceed 140-160, you guys are taking it to a whole other level. Lol quick story, when I was a young grasshopper my first root was a fatty, I thought I was touching her pussy, turned out to be her stomach fat lmao. |
Someone told me if you wanna test a bitches weight without asking you gotta let em stick there finger up your ass and if you cry then its 300+
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Dead@last2posts
Hahaha I lold at a young masaii bangin sum bitches belly cooter.tho looool |
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