Ignorant rap cypher
 

rap materialistic, misogynist and just plain douchebagy

Looking so top of the line with this diamond rolex/
I can't tell time but know how many carots I've collect/
But time is money huh? the only shit thats relevant bruh/
Covered up and down in ice i'm an avalance,peace,love and stay ignorant

What's the most ignorant thing I could think of?
You got the time Albert
with diamonds on your wrist watch
me cop that
a pop switch
with broken swatches
in thick writing saying
"yeah it's still six man"
then hobble over to a hobbit
on a bike
and kick the kick stand
than
drop kicked a kid
and took her bitch crayon
color in the picture
so it's all colored cyan
so shes throwing a fit
stumping her feet CRY'N
while I sit back on a whale hide
just dying
chewing up her snack
exposing my tongue taunting
saying "haha it's mine"
I know It's ruthless right?
the way I hit her with a Steiner line
but I ain't stopping I'm...
slapping in rhyme
to climb
the top rope
to finish her off with the Frankenstein
er other moves on Alberts move list
but I ain't through yet
took an old hags bag
an dumped her rags
an all her douches
dam sure to take her pearls
and her rubies
den sur
to smack her toothless
with Spanish fly
an some dick shaped roofies
pick her dentures up off the floor
and replaced her bicuspids with some bullets
slammed her jaw shut
with denture cream
just glued it
to the roof of her mouth
an told her to be well
while I screwed Sandra Bullock

I'll water your flower's with my piss. I'm your new sprinkler.
Don't stop and smell the roses... Come smell my spinkter.
This is my lemonade stand... take a sip sir.
Let off a Big Burp, Get The Gas Face, From my Third Bass, Ace of Spade's. I'm wearing Mayan Jade.
Lets start a wave.
There's no reception in my cave.
Fuck It!! I'll just invent the wheel.
Roll with my ignorant appeal. I saw the sign, it said yield. This fields full of a bannana peels.
How do you feel about goin bannanas at the co***abana.
Or going to a sauna wearing flannel pajamas.....

Smacked off the face I can't see my page,
high on tress packed adjacent words i say fake nigga no-
Take control 24/7 anyday okay? I be skating threw my hood
Wish a nigga would i'll crack his mellon wig in a basket
the fuck imsaying?

I'm saying i'd look good in a Casket.
With worms crawling on my glasses.
I see Dead Bunny's in Easter Baskets.
I Stink!!! Somebody light some matches.
I'm grab deceased asses and milk Ghost Titties.
Haunted by Itty Bitty's and and Spooky Double-D's gettin Jiggy.
Fuck your Vaccumn Cleaner Hickey you get the Hoover Dam.
And if you really think your the Shit?
I suggest you get your Pooper Scanned!!
HA HA HA HA HA!! Oops! I mean LOL!!

Yo I shit my pants and eat it all the time
No man alive has a penis small as mine
I'm deceiving, what you call a crime isn't,
Mom rapes. A blonde's face on Dahm's plate
How dat chron taste?
I'll fuck your sister's asshole till the bong breaks
I deserve a long thanks, a curtesy blowie
Lets all partake in a murder me orgy
I'm into burglary, homie. The world done disowned me...

A Murder me Orgy? Yeah i'm down with unprotected death.
Nothing like a hole in my chest or the smell of burning flesh, To get me errect.
Don't be sad... I'll bring a net full of crabs.
I'll let you pet my bitches bags. But then we gotta hit this meth lab.
Go ahead brag!! I'll take everything you own from your home.
I'll fuck your mommy while she half out the window getting tanned, The Bitch is Two Toned.
Tanline Tits!! So bring me two cones with two scoops of shit. And put it on my lips.
Fuck That!! I wanna unwrap a brick and devour it all in one sniff.
Then Cry Tears on the Sun, Like i'm on that Wise Ways Shit.

Whats all this clamber
I'm suffocating
the rooms caving
in with the skulls weight
cracking
the cement
I'm a sharp shopper
a doctors
evil twin
I'm Mr. poppers
party popping
penguin
like David
Copper
I feel but
with saw blades
chains wips and chanted sayings
it con caves
with rubber hammer
an clamps yeah
they get canned
yet on camera
having eyes
on all
in wise ways
like in
hallways
your crawling
through
split in two sideways
and devised ways to fit two
in crawl space
having breasts strapped
with brawls flinging in all ways
with booty shaking
I'm skinning em
with cinnamon an lemon then
strippin them into raw tape

I'm itchin and my balls ache ~n~ I'm eatin raw cake.
Now i'm late. Walkin and texin till i fell in a lake.
Hearts break at Bad Ticker tate parades.
I lost Track of reality.
So i brought a Train to a river raid.
I gotta watch what i say. Cuz now the camera has eyes.
I got a cookin show. Go with the flow.
While i bake a microphone pie.

Same old....[Sigh] another cypher to drop knowledge in
Wrists ache, from all these old trophies I'm polishing
Real life struggles, with some un-relatable achievements
King, left crews with some undebatable bereavements
My life off the net, better than what you try to project
My wife off the net.....you'll want to die and reflect
I call her Hitler cos' she badder than your average bitch
With a white ass that's fatter than your African chicks
and she busty, I am going to dominate this site, trust me
It's a must g, already better than all of you, and this is me rusty!
Just see.

Well this is a must see
cuz he ain't got shit
It's a done deal
caught static like a next tell glitch
finishing my bachelors this week
and headed straight for a masters
dam I'm a bastard
sat on my ass till my ass hurt
and just some how
did nothing to achieve
I figure fuck it
if that's what they want to believe
let em suck it
like Bill Gates said don't be a hater
cause sooner or later you'll be working for me
I may be an asshole
but in the end I'm that same ass who
looked to himself to believe
didn't quit no matter
how scattered
my brains seems to be
I never ass them questions
like a pet detection
or put signs up like
BITCH MISSIN
take notes
just escape goat
what you kidding
not a fairy tale
more like a carnivore on a ferris wheel
its fair im kinda like ferris bueller
accept I didn't take the day off
I lived life for real
but I don't let it bother me
that others thought
I wouldn't be
what I thought
I oughta be
they knock me down
but I rebound an rebuilt
my own court when they wouldn't
throw the ball to me
because it never was my business
how they felt
or what the fuck they thought of me

What they thought of my key? Wasn't part of my combination.
Hate is an invitation, to fill my locker with intimidation.
Keep hatin!! Your'e mistaken. Your'e not a threat.
Talkin shit like your'e the best. STFU!! And try exceling at your text.
Instead of cashing all those checks, with no cash in your account.
Propel yourself away from all that gay sex in your mouth.
What's this shit about you being better than us? Are you dreamin?
Must've been looking to get an Ignorant Rap Cypher Achievement.
Well you got it!! And i mean it.. Nah!! Really you deserve it.
Yeah! I crack jokes. I'm the elephant in the room, But your the circus.
You don't like my name? Then go Short Circuit and Blow a Fuse.
Fuck your OralTexcellence.
I don't find it shocking that your'e blowin dudes.
@texcellence

Ignorant rap cypher, At first I couldn't see how your verse fit
Then I realized..
You're being ignorant to your own ability with this words shit
Fathered the concepts u rely on, about to leave u broken son
I'd say get a grip but It's obvious u typed that with ur nose n tongue.
I give you space to get better and rehearse some of ur verses
Uncles will need to dust off their tuxes and arrange some hearses
B'cos ur laying in the hole you dug with the spade I gave you
I'm pissing on this herb, even a back up generator can't save you

I'm fearless, careless & more than comfortable in my home
B'cos if anyone is taking shots, it's usually with their iPhones
Flash!

Ignorant rap? I think I'm more nigga than that.
Figuring if I give her the dragon head she'll gimme the lap.
I run laps around the tracks covering the ratchetest naps...
lickin me lame... niggas give daps when i'm mentioning that...
Givin me brain.. thats wat i meant if you were missin the facts...
gimme tha gat, lettin it spray like u spit at my flag...
lifting a mag ta load up the trey before i get wit a scrap...
cuz mad dogg 20/20 got me leanin wit that.
run the I formation- the bullet go deep so i'm leadin with that.
fuck a nigga and his bitch when they bleed in they trap...

With thought, I can have the earth & moon share sur-fa-ces
U inspire collisions too, desks & faces, I'm a word-smith-bitch
It's show and prove, Too much noise but not enough walking
With no intent to help the deaf I let my fingers do the talking
Read this and weep kids, at my weakest I'm still defeat-less
U could be on a plane typing, ur verses still couldn't peak this
Every concept has either been stretched, recycled or reworded
And only the great know it and can admit they r hardly perfect
But just know that when I lose my train of thought and tail off
Excluding me, everyone above is exactly what fails are made of!

a loaded boner
chilllin widda moaner known ta motor boat her
she fartin. tell that bitch to get marchin
ima marksmen her

Shadowy figure. Black as fuck. I still decided to friend her.
Besides, her body was cinders, a fucking photoshopped picture.
I stared, against my greater intentions... my extension gets bigger...
She coyly smiles... "Want any soda? I'm ordering Ginger--"
"Ale?" Yes. I'm ailing for a bit of loin mashing and slapping-tongue action.
Kicking my own ass when not acting in asking, like I needed tuff-actin Tinactin.
She read my mind. "I wanna fuck you... lets get this doggy-bagged, then some magnums."
"Thank you, Lord!!!" That ass snatching that fabric as those cheeks flapped, cracking
Made me wanna french kiss the small of her back a bit.
"This is where my barracks is." I examined the industrial Air Force palaces,
Aiming to predict the happenings of our genital marriages.
"Follow me..." We fucked in the women's bathroom with bystanders passing in.

Classic shit.

I'LL STRANGLER HER ON A WIMM
PULL THE STRINGS ON HER PUSSY
MAKE IT MUSHY
MAKE HER SAY I'M A KING
AND YOUR A WOOSIE
WE PLAY FOOTSIES UNDER THE TABLE
WHILE YOU nock on . WOOD
Living unstable

Kids are clutching, Fathered this, it didn't take much to kill them
So it was only right I put them in the corner... obedient children
Salt and pepper fresh, homie I'm seasoned with this typing shit
I'll start by raping your bitch.. guaranteed she'll end up liking it

"You can't rape the willing!" Ewww. That shit left a bad taste.
In a grass haze I almost considered, but then saw her fat face.
"What?! Am I ugly or something? Is that the case??"
I choke on a toke, "shut up. Where's the booze... I want some mad dog and alizé."
"I got you..."

...I must've blacked out.
Here I am, horizontal and staring at the ceiling of this glass house.
"A greenery?" Turning over, I realized she and I were assed out.
"Fuuuuuuuucccckkkk!!" Startled, she spazzes... "owww!"
"Fuck you sscreamn for? I only punched you cuz you mad loud."
"My bad." Ah well, the head and puss was dope from what I remembered.
Guess I got me a cash cow.

Cash cow? Contradictory tales......... What are you talking about Viv?
Even I don't have enough cash to pay for the translation of your shit
And that's a lot. My bank accounts are funded by a bigger picture kid
Because if my 9 to 5 doesn't, my side hustle will quickly lift-ya bitch!
From your lap to mine, but it isn't just about money so let me define
I don't brag but it isn't a gun she's gripping when handling the nine
.........I'm bored at work so it's either this or watching the hours pass
I'm so over this, I under achieve with every verse or random remark
So forgive me not trying my hardest, the truth, no fantasy or fiction
I made it, and was taught that when a man is... texting, don't kick him

Sounds like a personal problem guy
I don't want to hear about your prostate
or where you took your thumb from awry
before you ate cake
like you just got high
an partake to take iced flakes
off your fat thigh
I don't need no camera
or any microphone to reply
I see everything
hell you would think
I had a third eye
high voltage please...
its more like static
hardly shocking there tough guy...

..fuck a tough guy, takem on a rough ride
tie em to the bumper and go 95, on 95,
they passed the fr33k the mic so you know ima shine
and hit-her, -hitler-, oo that line -BURNED jew-, ill burn you Shyne
diamonds on the watch make em blind,
this is the ignorant cypher, so i am inclined
to talk about the time, and you can quote the flow
the diamonds black n blue, watch face got a broken nose .. :x(

Yeah a rough ride...
with your girl on my dick
while I'm rubbing them thick thighs
dam that was a freak ride
you mad bro?
your girl blows
like a wind chime...
I be working it like a 9 ta 5
he be working like 5 to one... TIME!
he thinks he's sick
but he's stuck to the spit
like a pig on stick
I don't bother to check swine...
so he gets burnt in the rotation
dam isn't this like the sixth time...
like sex
appealing back layers
I don't fret or give one lick
but not him he eats like its lunch... grime
I just give Shrek an onion
wipe his nose and say... go on cry...
to be blunt...
compared to this dumb prick
I'm like Einstein

...but compared to scrip, i'mma fine wine
she drinks me as such... gurgling sips at a time.
i'm blind to critics cuz a civic's shifter's their drive
spitting plinters at hives, i'll never bee shit cuz thats where they'll be when they die.
2 colt 45s, luke warm like a beer in ur ride
launchin pointers like acrobats, pricks'll pee in ur eye.
limit ur limrics to scribblets 'fore i sneeze in ur fries
n' u contract something nasty like femme ballers wit yeast tween their thighs

how could he be compared to Script?
if he wanted to be laying there cryin in a wine...
cause he got stung by a hornet
till he went blind
I'm just the critic..
on the Chronic
giving riddles and kibbles ta Riddick
hes gurgling sips that I vomit
cause they're following
a cycles path
dick's left dead
in ditch cause their cornered
but seen by no coroner
I lay them ta bed
with this ready-ness
left decapitated
heard reverberated
beat to a pulp
conservative
nothing left UN-seperated
except your head and neck
left concentrated
scripts deep pointing to a pointer
he keeps escalating without
an acrobat
in fact he's combating that
like a piggyback
hacked exploited backing tracks
train derailing payloading
to get back on track
and writing on your screen
"DUDE YOUR CRAP"

Fits of rage. I even hit the gym today.
Seen the bitch with the pretty frame.
She's always on the treadmill. Dreary lane?
Iono. But she can get this muffin, mane.
real talk, i'd prolly pushup. And not talk.
Stalk her drives home from the sidewalk.
Peek in her window, inside her mailbox.
Take nudie photos for blackmail. Nah.
I'd keep those. Like stds from peepshows.
Like polaroids of a mean deepthroat.
But she'll always see me speak, "hello,"
Never knowing im a creep though.

Script be
Spitting shit so ridiculous
It’s like a spigot
That’s on the frits
Repeated mist
Not needing fixed
like bullets feeding in
a gantline gun
they’re not battle rappers
I’m kicking they’re kickers in
they’re speakers..
weaker than Pokeman
but I wouldn’t scuff my sneakers
when I’m kicking them
they’re shit in can
naw I use his man to keep stumpin him
I come pumblin
battle rapping
Never thunk we could have been bumping heads
Now they act like bitches an attack my threads
They must be punch drunk
From when they ate my Crayola crayon
I’d knock them the fuck out behind the back of the lunch truck
But fuck I ain’t Eminem
I’m Scripter I got your prescription an
I just keep on feeding them
they’re just feeding in
They just couldn’t keep it quiet
Or keep from seeing evil whims
are their ears deceiving them?
Rip out their wind pipes
Play through em till its sounding right
Eat their head their feet.. their legs?
Naw I’ll dance with them
Like stilts
I’ll be really silly clowning then
an leave them on the street
Till the rats come pouring in
I'll shut their pie hole
with the pipes of other men

Bitch. Bitch! Bitch? What kinda ho wouldn't yell "Geronimo!"
Diving on this dick? I swear she channels the Gap like Madonna clothes
Harry connick stocking shit. A mere copycat, yes, i know
Not attractive as a gift. But she's even wrapped! Ironic though....
How she feels naked on the strip... that hung like it had a jockey in tow.
Scratchin the surface's tip fa fun, guy- i'm on my jock itch flow.
Making her come fifths... in hand til i get a car to bring my own, yo...

Who's homo?
George Michaels cock will wake you up
before it's a time to go go
Oh no, I'm raw like your not
made a thread about warmin' to snot in discussion
Lars parked his butt in the fucker and got his half arse boardin' all shot
aww, poor little fuck
your awkwardness bothers me
and yet your cool with it punk.

Yall just suck sht, witcho assumptions, im not black, white asiatic, afrikan, yall get back again, get slapped again, youre wack my friend, if i was the half the man i am i would slap a man with a afrikan sufar shake stick, you fake prick with fake faces looking like fake gold, i got two chains on my daughter and 39 rims on the rolls, i got timbs yall not pimps you too old, looking greasy, im into teenies. what?

Mitch was a jamaican in his past life, pass the rice. I just ate this asian bitch n need a chaser, that alright? Somebody get these fuckin somalians off my red hot tamale ship before i rock this bitch like aaliyah before the rocketship split! No. U a butch witch a vagina dick like in bible black. I'm the shit. U merely reak of me. U speak of me and get knees to teeth. This is the knees of bees. 3 piece fleece sheath beneath my jeans that keeps my meat in need of heat.... so i microwave a hot pocket n pocket where meat/sheath seam wud be.

read my loose leaf cuz unbelievably, thats where scenes like these seem to be. good ideas- they're leavin me. i'm greasy pee with yeast and fleas and reak of cheese. bleedin leeches seep and greet, i'm easily diseased. too sick for the popular so i'm watchin from binoculars, i peeped on tom and tom dispersed. i'm cockless but i'm cockier. i tried to cop an officer with topless girls, mind-control philospher

gallager smashed my watermelon, so now i'm pissed.
i'm urined ~n~ uranium rich with a stadium itch on my ballpark stich.
it's all dark and shit,, the heat is off, i'm trying to chill.
copped some weed and an 8-ball. ignoring the light bill.
soaring to new heights. at the will of my wallet.
me and my banker flew kites, and became alcoholics.
i'm like, my tall cans the tallest, and my six packs bring ten.
big macs are my friends. my lip's chapped?
i coat them with the blood of a hen.

I go to the hardware stalls,

just to get me some hard wearing tools,

shears

trimmers

clippers n shit,

they say ive a heart like coal,

Dull

Mere
But ticklish,

that shit has me burnin up inside,

Hypocrites'

I got my hot broken coal heart to be replaced

watch me move embers

Like im shaving your face in the middle of novemer

This is a riddle, remember

I ain't no little contender

So those tools are there to scissor movember ,

But shit its the 12th of august,
And HV thinks his attempt is flawless/// Vomit///

Bitch u a Novice,
Come outta the closet faggot,

No advice like a vice like grip, so i lower your voice, just unplug the mic like this,

Why do you write like this

You have no concept, except muck rap, to succeed you need to try n find rhyme schemes, fine scenes, with lime trees,
Mind read, and fine comb a timed piece,,
My home is My street,
Combine my throne with nikeys,
So there is an air cushion in my seat,
U dare cuttin up my beat, im puttin up my feet,
waiting on this fucking pudding to speak,

I got your pudding...
when I see you behind bars... jail HOE!
I'm setting your functional limits admit it
I'm like big OH
making sort...
you kick the bucket... n k!!?
he think he mac he.. came out the closet?
bitch you been gay...
an applied to more muscles than Icyhot an Bengay
the street is his home...
most of y'all will probably take that the wrong way
an "hardware stall" is just gay hidden word play

I have a sickness, i rip ligaments vigorously.
call me hannibal,
a carnivorous individual with coniferous pigments,
my jealous iris cannonball
dudes mandible diss your appearance,
while you experience disappearance,
my crews theatrical interfearence with your division leave you incoherent,
a graphical ignorance,
impractical to igrore ants
an understandable significance but no potential difference,

haters be callin me materialistic-- i say "yer a queer put on some lipstick"..
bitches be tellin me i'm a douche bag-- i say "go get yer douche bag cuz you couldn't gag"..
feminist groups callin me misogynist-- i say "actually i do agree with you it's got to stop with this college rape.. but your double standards? are fucking gay"..
i done so many drugs i had to quit them cuz they're so much fun..
but if i'm ever rich from clever writtens i'll smoke so much again..
i hope i don't get jumped again.. it wasn't fun to clean off all that blood, from my hands..
i told'em it was self defense but actually i murdered the dude after he ran away and jumped the fence..
i thought it was sensible.
rappers be like "i'm mental dude, don't mess with me"..
i'm like "i'm rational come have a jam session with me"..
i've been tracing my family tree, you know my ancestry..
one time i rhymed that word with painstaking
but it was a different inflection..
i work for the NSA, n every time i'm on this site it's a government inspection, especially this sick section.

Mile High club while on my pilgrimage-
Broke bread with this red bone on some pilgrim shit.
Peaceful as the dali llama with a llama dick...
So big, the screen shot looks like a tmz Obama pic.
EMT! I need her, PLEASE! Bring her thru to trauma QUICK!
A stomach pump later revealed a few splooges and a lotta spit.