DO NOT IMPERSONATE PEOPLE.
 

Really.. I have to say this? According to an email we have to.

Do not use people's gov name, in a profile or even in threads.
Do not use their pictures.
Do not false-represent yourself, period. Be yourself, or no one.
You are responsible for your personal actions and decisions on this board - and you alone are accountable for the repercussions should things escalate beyond 'good nature boarding'.

You know i want to just let this site live and die by freewill --- and i def. don't want to police this kind of shit --- but this is beyond 'bannable offense', clearly.

People are taking this 'ish seriously --- and there is a clear line that cannot be crossed.

If you have done this - I'd suggest you address it asap.

If you come across someone doing this, please let any of the admins or mods know so we can react accordingly.
@PancakeBrah @Sharp Nine @Certain @Meth @GoW @Mike Wrecka @Allen Knight @Paradigm @Adonis and for the sake of time, anyone i missed, @ yourself

Thanks

Sup GoW. Been a while..

SUp bro, how you doing>?

lool=ollllll the muzzle emailed namix to complain

THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO BACK, @Certain ??!?!!

I am sorry namix. i must confess my frauds.

I am neither an anime, nor a boner.

prease forgive me kudasai

orz

i am not actually a current restrictive electrical component.

please do not ban me.

LIES!!

it's all good as long as the cartoon in your avy is not a real person named anime boner

i am also not a drunken evil superman.

well.. not at the moment anyway.

Catch.

i'm obv Doug Baldwin

Good thing I really am the most interesting man in the world.

But damn I wish I knew namix's gov name and/or a pic right now

@PancakeBrah lol


HI IM NAMIX DONT I MEAN IT DONT DO THIS I MEAN IT ITS BEYOND BANNABE OFENSE IM DEPUTY DOO DOG HEY I BOUGHT A SITE BUT NEVE RHERE NOW IM SERIOUS IM BUSY ITS A BANNABLE OFFENSE ITS SO BANNABLE IM POLICE OFFICER I DONT WANT TO POLICE THOUGH DARREN WILSON #FERGUSON LOOK DUDE OK LOOK DON'T DO IT. I MEAN IT IM NAMIX LOL HEY, DUDE DONT IMRPESERONSOTE PEOPLE. SRS GONNA TOTALLY NEGATE YOUR BIG WORDS AND STUFF. TOTALLY. POLICE. BADGE. CHIEF. SMOKING A CIGAR. LIGHTING IT. READING THROUG PAPERS ON MY CAPTAIN CHIEF DESK, SCUFF AT THINGS. PFT. WHATS THIS? AN EMAIL? *READS EMAIL* THIS IS TRAVESTY!! I MUST ADDRESS THIS IMMEDAITELY!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT WANT TO POLICE THIS BUT I WILL BAN YOU BEYOND BANNABLE OFFENSES. ITS OFFENSIVE AND GOOD NATURE OLD BOARDING IS A PAST TIME I DONT WANT THIS PLACE TO DIE OR BE ALIVE THIS IS SERIOUS IM SO SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. DONT DO IT. DONT PRETEND TO BE ANIME PEOPLE BONERS UNLESS THAT PICTURE IS YOU THEN DONT DO IT CAUSE YOURE WEIRD DONT DO IT DUDE. SRS. POLICING THIS PLACE 24/7 ON GUARD GOT STUFF ON. LIKE THE BRITISH DUDES WITH THE HATS THAT DONT MOVE IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SCARE THEM. NAMIX. @PanCAKE @CertainO SRS DO YOUR JOB IF YOU GET REQUESTS .SRS

Lol

when NC gets closed down shit aint gon be funny no more.

@Lars were gonna need you to confirm that dick you posted

Would still be loling

Moe Jetts is definitely not my real name.

My name is Nick Jones. Google me. I'm the only one.

Lars impersonated a little dick, don't no y he'd do dat doe

word, you'd be crying too though.


tearing up at least, while loling.

lmao my shit was date stamped with my username bruh

we good

lmao arent you twenty years old and already fitting a size XL you fucking Joe Breasts looking faggot?

good luck finding your dick, let alone speaking on mine

Awwwwww, shhhhh it'll be ok Larsy. No need to get defensive lolfeelingsbruised

So I guess RB will be active again soon

Bump.

Thank you @namix

No one wants to lose this site. It is a gem.

IMHO, a profile that doesn't represent your true identity was told to be to be perfectly fine (and I think its legal, as long as you're not impersonating some one, and you're not using multiple accounts to vote for yourself in comps). And, the trolling thing was getting out of control, so I am glad some one stepped up.

It would have been smart of me to make a profile that didn't represent me as a person, but I am very attached to claiming my writing as my own. In fact, experienced members recommended I delete this profile and make a new one; to eliminate the hate.

However, I'd much rather be myself and post as myself. Others are probably smarter.

All in all, I love this site. I don't want to lose it. I lost respect for some admins who could have acted... but I'm sure the'll quickly turn it around and regain it.

Your concluding statement

Iono about that

Its a fucking jungle out here

This shitll condition you tho

Ull be apathetic in no tme

shut it darkface

Fuk you u hairy matted chest hair fucker

Eat a baby dick

Im gonna blow ur phone up now

Edit: left u voicemail

iono bout that. Yeah, its a jungle... but I am pretty well unable to be conditioned, though my demeanor may suggest otherwise.

I'll always be empathetic, as much as possible. Shit, I know how to use Tor and attack shit through the internet, but I refuse to drop to that level. Besides, I love this site too much to contribute to the idiotic side of peoples' natures.

I'm still considering making a new account that is not "me", just some fictional character I made up. I was told that is a good idea, by several people... but currently, I don't give a fuck about the haters; I will post as me.

so you know how to use loic and enter a url

http://a.fod4.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/seinfeld.gif

So gone.

Brb going to dox you on pr and wait for thr legal threats trolololol

@Diode -- I never once directly threatened this site with legal action. IDC what u think of me.
@Masaii -- never heard of that one, but u should delete that post so others can't see easy noob ways to do stuff.

This homeschooled mongoloid legit got the mind of a child.

Homie Bags up center stage, lights point at him, grabs the mic.
Shuts the fuck up, because he has no clue of what to do.

Oh well....

DoodooBags get filled every day, as I walk and talk and see
people walking dogs, fillin the Bags with this reminiscence of a Netcee.

Bags???

Shit in bags?

As in pull your asscheeks apart
And just shit in a bag?

Fucking brilliant pun muzz.

You know when you think its a fart, but its a SHART.
You'd wish you were wearing DIAPER BAGS...

shit is stupid... especially dogshit,
and home-skillet, Bags, is full of it.

LOLOL

The mind of a child.

Can i get a price check on Wearable diaper bags??

Old people need them too. You're old.

The mind of a child is probably the best mind... before we subject them to being stuck in the same group as all of us children were, whom attended public school... tested bi-weekly I hear now by the Feds... fuckin BS IMO.

EN5ER CENTER STAGE

SPOTLIGHT HITS THE MUZZL3 HE GRABS THE MIC

QND CALLS HIS OPPONENT A DOODY FACE

Crowd feels sad for this c9nfused overweight manchild.