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Witty 09-29-2014 03:20 AM

Helpful Tip
 
Don't drink whiskey for 4 days without also consuming food and at least a little water...you will hallucinate and maybe even die.

Also don't start an argument with four bouncers...no matter how logical you feel your argument is, it won't end well.

Fart 09-29-2014 03:28 AM

word thnx
was thinking bout doing this, but now i wont

Witty 09-29-2014 03:29 AM

Glad I could help bro.

Witty 09-29-2014 03:45 AM

Oh and also don't smash your phone by letting it fall out of ur pocket while hanging upside down from a tree.

Oh and don't climb trees while drunk.

Masaii 09-29-2014 05:17 AM

helpful tip:

dont accept $13.50 from another man online.

Witty 09-29-2014 05:34 AM

If I need money and somebody else is offering money, I'll probably take it tbh.

So I can not judge others, I don't know their situation.

Witty 09-29-2014 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eŋg (Post 409904)
i like whiskey.

What do you drink?

I was drinking Jameson and Jack Daniels for the most part.

Jameson>>>

Plot 09-29-2014 03:35 PM

I prefer Glen Fiddich with a splash of mineral water...
On a trivia note: do you you know the difference between
whisky and whiskey?
I used to, forgotten it.

Certain 09-29-2014 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plot (Post 410114)
I prefer Glen Fiddich with a splash of mineral water...
On a trivia note: do you you know the difference between
whisky and whiskey?
I used to, forgotten it.

It's just regional spelling. Canada and Scotland prefer whisky, America and Ireland prefer whiskey.

Objective 09-29-2014 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty Wonka (Post 409894)
Oh and don't climb trees while drunk.

Funny you'd say that. This guy climbed a tree at the party I was at this Saturday, he fell down and the ambulance came in a helicopter to get him. Apparently he might have broken his back. Dude was high on a shitload of things but my educated guess is that the same shit can happen drunk as well.

anime_boners 09-29-2014 06:06 PM

itt witty is irish

Split 09-29-2014 06:07 PM

Plot confirmed for lurking this site at all times of the day

Wise Wiggles 09-29-2014 06:49 PM

Alcohol gets me all emo these days.. Can't do it

Masaii 09-29-2014 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wise Wiggles (Post 410260)
Alcohol gets me all emo these days.. Can't do it

Cause you have unchecked issues that only surface when youre intoxicated?

Its okay we have a therapist for that; @The Mind Assassin

Witty 09-29-2014 07:01 PM

We all have issues and deal with them in our own ways.

What do we gain by singling each other out?

Batty 09-29-2014 07:26 PM

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/7b/7bdc59...6619fe7089.jpg

El Muffin 09-29-2014 07:30 PM

IS WITTY TRYING TO WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE ITT

WTF

NETCEES RESIDENT MEDIATOR N SHIT

IM GOING TO FKN KILLU

Witty 09-29-2014 07:32 PM

:)

theMuzzl3 09-29-2014 07:46 PM

lol.

Good advice. Thats why I put ice cubes in my whiskey!

PancakeBrah 09-29-2014 07:48 PM

gave a helpful tip to muzzles mom gnomsayin

Witty 09-29-2014 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theMuzzl3 (Post 410331)
lol.

Good advice. Thats why I put ice cubes in my whiskey!

@Diode

Witty 09-29-2014 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah (Post 410332)
gave a helpful tip to muzzles mom gnomsayin

Hahaha.

What you were saying.

I got it.

theMuzzl3 09-29-2014 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah (Post 410332)
gave a helpful tip to muzzles mom gnomsayin

she's kinda old for you...

I gave a helpful tip to your ancestors, many years back. Apparently the advice was not carried on through the generations.

Inno 09-29-2014 07:57 PM

GOOD COMBACK MUZZLE....YOUR GETTING THE HANG OF THIS SHIT.

big baby 09-29-2014 08:12 PM

lol @ peope tagging veritas.


i killed veritas.

rite @Bags ?!?! :) if UFK CKAILL DBALDY ! I FUCKA KILL BALDY DUDE! YEA! BBICHIO

Diode 09-29-2014 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theMuzzl3 (Post 410331)
lol.

Good advice. Thats why I put ice cubes in my whiskey!

i am going to fucking murder your unborn children.

hope you like having your sack split open by rose bushes and rusty screwdrivers you fucking heathen.

PancakeBrah 09-29-2014 08:47 PM

Seems like a reasonable response to someone else's preference in drinking something they're going to drink which doesn't effect you in any way, at all, ever.

Split 09-29-2014 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theMuzzl3 (Post 410331)
lol.

Good advice. Thats why I put ice cubes in my whiskey!

this was HLB


now if only Masaii would stop being a faggotnigger

theMuzzl3 09-29-2014 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split (Post 410363)
this was HLB

What is HLB... I always look up "internet acronyms" and "urban dictionary", but sometimes what they say makes no sense.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 410361)
i am going to fucking murder your unborn children.

hope you like having your sack split open by rose bushes and rusty screwdrivers you fucking heathen.

What are you gonna do it with a pen?

When mistaking men for women, you come to the top of my mind; with your blush make-up and gusty wind flowing through your crotchless panties.

Diode 09-29-2014 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah (Post 410362)
Seems like a reasonable response to someone else's preference in drinking something they're going to drink which doesn't effect you in any way, at all, ever.

Congratulations on your promotion to Administrative LLB.

Condolences on your loss of personality.

Diode 09-29-2014 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theMuzzl3 (Post 410377)
What is HLB... I always look up "internet acronyms" and "urban dictionary", but sometimes what they say makes no sense.




What are you gonna do it with a pen?

When mistaking men for women, you come to the top of my mind; with your blush make-up and gusty wind flowing through your crotchless panties.

I have enough of your personal information to end you.

Don't do this.

theMuzzl3 09-29-2014 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 410438)
I have enough of your personal information to end you.

Don't do this.

I never wanted a quarrel with you. You start, I end. Thats how it usually works. On a side note, I'll send you a friend request and see how you react.

All lI ask for is mutual respect. When everyone comes flying at me from all directions, its going to ignite something they would not like to see.

*edit* weren't we going to battle just for the fun of it, at some point?

**second edit** personal info, and end me... hmm. You threatening my life, or just wanna have a little strife online?

Split 09-29-2014 11:21 PM

RIP Muzzlini

PancakeBrah 09-29-2014 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 410437)
Congratulations on your promotion to Administrative LLB.

Condolences on your loss of personality.

lmao @ you talking about boarding

rich

Diode 09-29-2014 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah (Post 410468)
lmao @ you talking about boarding

rich

Lmao @ you talking anything

You are a child

Enjoy it while it lasts kiddo

PancakeBrah 09-29-2014 11:53 PM

(nonsense insult) + (random condescending insult/word)

good job veritas

theMuzzl3 09-29-2014 11:58 PM

Diode is starting to come off to me as a dude who talks shit no matter what. I guess he is behind his computer of phone, so go for it!

MKG 09-30-2014 12:03 AM

Muzzle show some mercy

El Muffin 09-30-2014 12:06 AM

GET HIM MUZZLE

Masaii 09-30-2014 12:07 AM

Pancake has diode in a cripler crossface

Diodes hand is wavering, ready to concede


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