Real shit, D
 

I never rap for people or recite any of my shit. Did it for a coworker today. He got all excited. Thinks I'm good. Says he helped promote lil Boosie. I told him I hate him. He's begging me to go to the studio. I'm missing my calling. Hates to see me wasting my talent. Wishes he had something like that.

He's your typical from the hood, thinks you can make money off rap type dude.

Was funny, though.

@big baby

Fuck you, man.

I thought this thread was directed at me.

Negged.

But you can make money off rap.....

Unlike everyone else who's replied I personally welcome our new dull boy rapper overlord.

You should do it man...skilled writer from.what ive seen

Actually surprised at the amount.of talented writers here with such a low percentage that even attempt recording....it takes the written hobby to a whole new level...always find recording is more.enjoyable then writing without beats...if u ever need any instrumentals or software tips hit me up..

I encourage everyone here to start making.the transition if you havent already

Y'all are misinterpreting the satire in this piece.

I never misinterpret satire.

explain

Fuck you, man.

No, no.

F you, bro.

I feel like this board is reaching levels of irony that even beyond me

...

This is the same dude I dropped a pallet on, btw.

Just to give y'all more depth to the story.

Screw you, pal.

Shove it, bub.

Lmao!

Sell out

yo @dull boy you ever go to whole foods off corporate n jefferson in towne center?

they gotta few cats there that rap and aint from you typical "hood" around here...

they do small shows at the library/north gate and can put you on or at least do some open mic type stuff

if your at all familiar with that side of town...

nah nigga he's not




@Certain

I actually live off Bluebonnet and Jefferson and steal from that Whole Foods frequently.

The dude from work is cool people. The way he reacted to my shit just tickled me and this is where I can share that kind of moment.

Y'all are mean.

That's the good side of town.

Never have my internet world and real world seemed so close together.

Must not merge.

Dude at gas station in front of me was showing off his tattoo that he claims is an ancient drawing of an alien abduction. I spiked my hair up, threw my hands up and said, 'ALIENS'. He informed me that he got the tattoo before that show. I told him I rapped before Eminem was famous. One of the clerks works for a label. I'm signed now.
@oats

@dull boy > Eminem > aliens > gas station weirdo

Hmmm...

Whole foods shop lifter. Interesting

Wonder if our paths have crossed?

Then again some weirdo at the gas station today was screaming about "Aliens". Must be coincidence

Probably. I'm tall and kind of fat with crazy gray hair I never comb. I go to early showings of movies and the hold the door open for people. Sometimes I fill my car with gas.

Lmao

I miss whole foods. Shit doesn't exist in Korea, used to live 5 minutes away walking. Only thing I ever stole from there is their chocolate bars. Shits dank but like $10

I usually steal sushi, shrimp or steak. Mostly steak. I like to think they know but don't care, but I know this isn't the case.