Drunk on a Sunday afternoon
 

Lol

JESUS WILL NOT BE HAPPY.

Afternoon? It's like 9:30 AM where I'm at

It's 3.30pm here lol been on it since last night tbh

Rofl got it. Drink em if u got em

Im still very drunk from last night. I somehow broke my only car key in half. No memory of whqt happen3e. Wtf can I do about that? I do not feel ideal atm.

Just keep drinking and forget about it til it sober

I had some mouthwash a bit ago to remove the vomit taste from my mouth, pretty sure theres alcohol 8n that

Deep in the hundred acre woods, where Christopher Robin plays
There is an enchanted neighborhood from Christopher's childhood days...

...

Aaaaa donkey named Eeyore is his friend, and Kanga and little Roo
There's Rabbit, Piglet, and there's Owl
But most of all Winnie The Pooh

Winnie the pooh, Winnie the pooh
Tubby little chubby all stuffed with fluff
Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh
Willy Nilly, Silly Old Bear.

Nostalgia. Thank you wise fox

Buncha faggots

thread gonna make me do the same. horrible, flifthy euro influence on the gawd nyc

THANKS THAT MEANS A LOT COMING FROM THE KING OF FAGGOTS.

The weather is hot, the girls are hot, the music is cool, the beer is too.

There is nothing better.

Everyday is Jesus day.

Preach!

@Nigma if it's ur only key call dealership

they can get u a knew one if u copped from a dealer

if not n car is older scotch tape our super glue it together n go to home Depot n get a new one made

other options

car manufacturer
locksmith

My friend just texted me to say his friend is having a 'thing' and I should come along as there will be alcohol and music.

I dunno what a 'thing' is, gonna go tho, kinda scared I might get raped.

do it

It's an orgy

ur drunk

go

Lol there is alcohol, I will be there.

Sitting beside the lake getting drunkerer with a few boys atm kinda don't want to/probably can't move.

drink water w/ ur beer if u wanna bag some drunk pussy since you'll probably turn the more sober ones off by being too drunk. It's a pain in the ass and you'll piss a lot but it's worth it if remaining coherent will add to your enjoyment/chance of scoring some hot ass

nvm

Lol I usually stay pretty coherent until the wee hours, after that things will get a little messy.

But yo, I honestly don't care enough about random females to fuck up my drinking game. What happens will happen, and whatever that is will involve me being as drunk as humanly possible.

ok respect my g

Let me say this while im still drunk.....

Fuck. You. Buddy.

You love me and you know it.

How can i love the man that cant even love himself....

Damn black jesus

Currently catching up to witty rite now. Sitting at the park. Killing time until I go to the studio with a few 24's. Ya, ice house edging it up

Man, just remembeted how much of a pain in the ass nightclubs are.

going back to the.bar.