pregnancy scare
 

usually dont post but juzt wanna hear opinions and stories

idk why i said opinions cause its not rly an opinon but

if u have stories share em, if itz lame lyk WE WERE SCARED............ dont bring it up i wun sum crzy story like bang kaboom swimmin in semen or on the contrary if u feemail then tell story and thoughts HAH!

my dog might be pregnant

not cuz of me lilz duh lmao

go

What kind of dog do u have?

wholy fuck, it's DG's soul mate.

jack russell

who dg who dat lol who dg???????

JUST FUCKING SAY STORIES, FUCK. ANYBODY HAVE ONE? DAMN

did u get u possibly get your dog pregnant?

Do you listen to 00Genesis, Tuamie, Knxwledge?

@Meth

@Meth

@Meth

One time I impregnated a girl with my sperm. Big bellies lol how unaesthetic can u get please stop.

@Meth

@Meth

I like this guy.

Had a pregnancy scare with the girl I was with as a teenager...it isn't interesting though.

Learned my lesson.

Also, this killed me.

how'd it happen witt.......

*pets head lol*

tell dy all bout it =o =o= ]lol

Lol @ dog. Well played sir, well played.

srs

We thought she was pregnant but she wasn't.

The End.

Why

ohhhhhhh lol that makes sense witty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



anybody else wan talk bout it


witty im srry... didnt mean to bring u bak into dat dark past.. :'( ...so sad rite now lol


sry rly

witty sry lol

sigh wtty....sry :/...


how old u now tho like old now u tell ur kids dat story for abstinednce?

I will kick you in the fucking face.

wow ok

Lol man this topic is kwazzeee! Darrg Yoda is weird!

lmao u talk like a baby lmao. my name isnt darg yoda... lmao

Lmao

What about one of those thrillin stories of insurance claims

Lolololol u really got me lolzz fucking dogs is underrated. IM KWAZEE I FUCK DOGS

I've had a couple pregnancy scares with numerous girls I've dated. Whatever the cause of random late periods is should snort a mixture of evaporated arsenic and broken glass. One crazy bitch was so sure she was pregnant because I pulled the condom off and flawlessly executed the pullout method that she stressed herself to the point of causing her period to be hella late, so shes flipping out literally making herself sick while going bat shit crazy @ me. Then she got her period and felt like a hurr durr elbow lick. Then we broke up and I lived happily ever after.

lol easy der -_- i not fucking dogz wtf.....weirdo lol

ok u drive i'll ride *tosses partner the keyes & slides acros hood of car* *severely overestimabtes car heigt & jumps into a tree* o no help

LMFOA11111111111!!!!!!!!!!! lol guys pancake is good writer look @ his om the last one polar bares. but srsly any more stories? i wunt story...i want u 2 writ hoa it FETL ...how it felt...... liyk wut weer ur thinkin?

wow, thanks nigma! what i was looking for...sounds interesting and very cool. mmm make sense!!!!! sometimes they sey if u think ur going to be pregnant. ...u will bepregannt...of course it snot possible without semen cause im thinkign right now

*tries to think*

lol still not pregnant

but guys CANT get pregannt so dont worry.

But yeh y girls so crazy


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WHAT KIND OF TREE ARE YOU????

TREES ARE HOMO.

Children gather around for a tale a despair and childhood molestation
There once was a lonely fat boy named Picture. Well he went by many names but he most commenly went by Picture. One day he was at his Grandfathers house and was watching Mtv ( at the time they still showed music) His uncle came up from behind and knocked him out by smothering him with a Pac bandana and proceeded to analy ravish him. Since the presence of hip hop was so prevalent during the incedent he spent the rest of his life trolling rap forums. To this day some say he's lying in wait creeping in Gamble's shadow waiting to pounce

No I'm SRS I put a spermlove xhild in a uterus. She ha nice tits. The baby hovercraft. Lookin like a blimp lookin boy.

We were so scared. We thought her pregnancy tampon was wrong it was green. Fuuuuuccckkkkkk noooo we have our whole lives is this baby SRS? Invest in pampers. THIS BABY WILL PAY FOR ITSELFS. NO FREE RIDE. except in that stomach.

We kried all night n fucked because now its free. No double jeopardy

i don't get it tree....is that a metaphor for something..... how did he have a baby through butt? lol...you're not welcome...........thats ajoke lol

ooh lmao i get it..the boy IS a picture? and his uncle masturbated to him? what was the picture of...a big tree?

lol boom owned. whatever.


SRS question....

u ever had to fish out condom out of girl vag ? if so explain how it happen srs lol

If it's a daughter will you encourage her to lift?

lmfaaao

NO lol there's a rapper on here named Picture