yo im in the modern world yo
 

sorta

typing this from a note 2. my last phone was an lg optimus s. basically a calculator that could only hold like 1 app

put me on yo

need apps

I got the kindle and twitter apps. whats some dope shit to have? I deleted my facebook but word put me on

i just have bb games

Apps r gay nigga

Watch porno on ur phone an wack off in bed like an adult.

bookmarking xnxx was at the top of my priorities yo

Wack off in public if you bad though bruh.

wack off at work if you bad bruh.

Xnxx my go-to.

Found a note 3 in a Vegas taxi cab

Shit is att I tried giving it away

But everyone is team t mobile out here

Lol

Xnxx was my shit for like 5he past 3 years......ive recently made the switch to xvideos .... i think its better.

shoulda sold that shit on ebay yo for like 250

i copped the note 2 for 160, i got ting/sprint

i ebayed my sisters htc radar she gave me for 60 fast as fuck. i thought i had the buy it now too high. but word oddly enough it was a t-mobile phone and some mexican in new mexico bought it

t-mobile must have the southwest on LOCK

I'm in Los Angeles and everyone has t mobile

Att is expensive as shit and that whole no contract is dope

Still have it looks like a tablet and has minor scratches

Wait til you get a tablet

That thing was designed for porn. Brb 12 hour battery life watching porn on repeat. Whack off into a coma. Wake up having blown off every meaningful obligation for the past month. Don't even know your kids anymore. Completely immersed in porn. Your standards for jerkoff material enter a freefall. Can't type any letter in the browser without a porn bookmark popping up. Jerk off to the completeness of your porn index. It's all saved to the Cloud and there's no escaping it

Repped my good sir.

i suggest heavy r . com

it is literally the same thing lol. xnxx is a mirror of xvideos, look at the video player on both sites. they're identical

Libre Directo for app.

All sPorting events live.

Libre Directo for app.

All sPorting events live.

I searched it, and it's some penalty shoutout game

All hype

fucking dead


repped

I was watching the Broncos game on Sun, what u mean?

someone doesn't know about videarn..

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/a...s/990755_s.gif













































http://www.esreality.com/files/inlin.../95534-fap.gif

Apps? For the weak ass android

Or iPhone? If anyone has an app for sports that streams

I'll rep you everyday forever

so word im guessing there are no useful/good apps

closethread

U probably got an iPhone then

STOP IT

AFTER 5 YEARS OF WATCHING EVERY VIDEO ON XNXX I FINALLY AM RENEWED BY THE REFRESHING NEW VIDEOS ON XVIDEOS

DO NOT TAKE THIS FROM ME

I WILL NEG U IF U FORCE ME. I NEED THIS REED. I NEED THIS.

Coughs

i just gave u videarn

shhh

I see. Will peep.


Can u tell us the story of why lama left us now an how u talked to him an he told u etc..... @Diode

id rather hear how a friend bit you and you had to throw him out a window
@Diode

#neverforget

Man. I just wacked it to that vid earn site .... its all cams an amature shit. Meh. I5 will have to do now that reed shattered my perspective of xvids. Why reed?

xbideos doesn't have a hideous blue background

I w8sh 5hey had a limegreen skin

you are the only 30 year old i know of that still beats it to pro porn

Lmao!

Nah...i dont watch the pros.....never got down wit that

This shit tho...lol...its like sum shit strik recorded on a handful of xanies an a shot of bleach at the local hole in the wall....no pun intended

I dont like the cams ....the vids r choppy

I tune into ....like...say...the AHL of porn....

lolol

the hoes just skanky enough to keeo you coming back, but not so goddamn fine that it breaks your immersion

but then you move to a different series of videos and see the same girls and you're like hey man.. what gives

then you accidentally stumble on a name and realize you're in the AAA porn leagues and u downgrade a level of professionalism, rinse, wash, repeat

before you know it youre beating your meat furiously to ChatRoulette randos & you hit the neighbor's 15 y.o. daughter with the defining moment of her awkward adolescence

I'm sorry

if you need fresh, new, exciting things try heavy-r.com

Lmao oh no....not again GUY

Last time i clicked that place first vid was a guy shoving a drill into his dick. *shudders*

Also.....way leaned.


SORRY MR EDWARDS!! HOW WAS I SPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS JENNY!?!?

I got the 3...

Get showbox....mhl cable lets u hook to ur tv

Picsart for picture editing is dope

An check out some.beat making apps for on the go ideas....ud like zedge to grab samples

@Bags @oats @Split

http://www.salon.com/2014/09/16/a_te...just_for_porn/

Enjoy.