Don't give bums money
 

Saw this homeless family on the corner tryna guilt trip people into paying them. This durty ass couple and two little white kids. Prolly weren't even their kids. Prolly rented them out from somewhere.

SO I pulled up next to them and ripped a dollar bill down the middle and shoved it in my mouth. Then I drove off while flippin the bird. Doin gods work.

...Alright

Man, that's really cool. You're like Bart Simpson all grown up. I wish I were you. I might do the same thing later today.

Man dull, I appreciate you looking up to me but you should strive to be yourself, cuz you man, you're kind of cool
:D

Were you listening to The Real Slim Shady?

Sidenote: just started following that dude in ny that gives the homeless ppl fades and shit. cool dude.

I should've killed them

Started following?
stalker

here is some of the attention you so desperatly crave.

I saw a Mexican doing this one day. The kids always make it seem extra bad. Like, why bring your kids? Obvious ploy. Fuck you.

Nah, she's just milking off the top of Americas excess. I'm not mad.

Sweet. Why don't you shoot me a dick pic while you're at it. Or just some fatherly words.

They were pretending to be homeless just to earn some extra dough.. I heard of ppl doing this shit all the time

They prolly own a 5 bedroom house, 2 car garage and a golden lab named max

put fishsticks in your peehole if you think that you bad.

Yeah whenever I go to downtown I pass by skid row

Shit is real doubt theses dudes conning lol

Some creative little tents they be having tho

swim in chum tanks with sharks if you bad though.

Way gone. Lol.

Repped.

punch yourself with knives if you bad bruh

I already put fishsticks into my dick tho...

.......

hang on let me get past chubster status....

i am in a strange mood today bros. I just looked into the sun until i went blind, then I told my supervisor that i was quetzacoatl.

So zany, veritas.

Such unique so phrasing

Don't take it personal how old r u all your threads guess u a kid

@Figgles

lmao silvers avy killed me

Lol Marla Hooch

dont give bums money im doug funny dumping cum dumpings on ya mum, honey. Get one up on me, you can't, i love immanuel kant, but can he be man enough of a cunt to take an L from me? It's the psychological genius, the way I properly scheme through dictionaries you oughta name me Lexicon Luther, the impetus pegs through. It's mister negative here to neg you

ill take half wit it and put half of my penis in him, he'll be screaming, HE-HE. I'm bb da bb, you see me? I'm a menace to all, fuck society it's and it's melanin laws. Just kidding, fuck niggas, I'd get community service for 30 days if I record an MP3 of the sexual assualt. That's white privilege, and Im not even white, I bleached my skin and have an affair with condoleeza rice. It's titilating, cause I wasn't even black; neither. but it was insinuated when I said I bleached my skin. I squeeze my ribs to look sexy in photos, I love pussy, not homos, don't get gut bozo, playing tug of war with the stretched skin from your front torso

One lady that worked on a corner of my street was found out to have a 2 story house and 3 cars.

I saw another dude get up out of his wheelchair, fold it up.. and start walking to a better spot.

Downtown ghetto areas, I'd always get asked. I gave in a couple of time with jingling pocket change if they gave me a long story and talked to me. One time the same dude I gave change to at 4 AM from a month ago came up to the outside area same venue and gave me the same long ass speech, and when I figured it was BS... I just wasted his time by talking to him.

Best thing to do is hand them a banana, cuz the cash will go to alcohol... probably 99% of the time. A banana will help them survive the heat (well I was in Vegas... I dunno how those fuckers could withstand the heat for so long).

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