@Witty
 

Everyone on that forum is so nice. Its weird

It's funny you mention that. It's because they follow a ridiculous set of rules, and you'd expect no less from a forum filled with certified and published scientists to PhD students. No swearing, no off-topics posts and absolutely zero tolerance to pure speculation eg. "Guise what if gravity is actually this giant magnet that - deleted". Oh, and you have to pay them to use an avatar.

Thats the worst.

@Mael r u a member? Like if i gave u a question could u post it...it'll b absurd but allowable...

many tears will be shed when witty reads this. I know it.

Many tears were shed :(

This is a sad day.

If it has some inkling of a relation to science, then shoot. If not, I'm afraid you're on your own, mate.

Apologies.

@Mael have u ever read Malazan books of the Fallen?

Nah, mate. What's that about?

I forgot the? I think it had to do w ibogane so it was scientific thanks tho

Still upset about this.

Why foxes witty. Whats the obsession there?

Mad late bruh

maybe he's reppin wolfgang

The truth would only hurt.

I'll stay silent.

Suck my ass witty

Suck it dry

But I still respect your opinion

as we all do

@Witty
If i wanted to commit insurance what would a good lie be?

@Figurative thank you friend

@Picture I dunno man, depends what type of insurance you mean lol

@Figurative thank you friend

@Picture I dunno man, depends what type of insurance you mean lol

@ Witty
Like if I stole Your identity and insurance info, got in a series of horrible car wrecks and
'accidental' building burnings and gave out your insurance info but it was still somehow traced back to me. What would a decent lie be?

It's very difficult to get away with insurance fraud tbh they have perfected ways of finding out exactly what happened. If they had already traced it back to you there wouldn't really be a way out of it as they would need to be 100% sure before you're even aware they suspect you, there's a LOT of shit that comes with falsely accusing somebody, they wouldn't do it. To stop it getting back to you in the first place you just need to do it right lol There was a guy caught recently who had made millions arranging car crashes for people....only reason he got caught was cuz one of his customers was a detective in plain clothes lol

@Witty
I may be in some serious trouble! I asking You cuz ur a proffesional
HELP!

I deal with much less exciting things, shit like forged documents or people purposely giving incorrect addresses to get cheaper insurance...it can still be pretty interesting though.

Dead @ professional

Not yet man, haven't taken any exams.

So can you put a warrent out for a guy mispelling something on a document
If so can he legally be shot when arresting him?

Plus I've only been in the job 4 months, I dunno shit compared to a lot of people lol

Is there and insurance version of a dirty cop? Like an insurance man making dirty deals like You can get 20 dollars of motorcycle insurance if we murder your ex girlfriend

Yes.

All of what you just said is true and happens regularly, its just constant murder in this business.

Insurance companies kill dyslexic people on a daily basis.

FUCK THEM BITCHES

Is there and insurance version of a dirty cop? Like an insurance man making dirty deals like You can get 20 dollars of motorcycle insurance if we murder your ex girlfriend