LMFAOO SO FUCKKNG SLAYED AT THEMUZZLE'S TRUE IDENTITY
 

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OLE, GOT FIRED FROM HOME DEPOT FOR CALLING IN SICK TO PLAY ONLINE GAMES ASS NIGGA



OLEEEE I MADE MY FORTUNE DOING DIABLO II PONZI SCHEMES ASS NIGGA



OLE PUTTIN MY SOUNDCLOUD ON MY LINKED IN PAGE ASS NIGGA

oh.nooooooo

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fuck, split. this..this is too much 2 take in for bb rite now

Wow. This is internet gold.

I was sick and am more healthy now

lolll

Home Depot fired me.

lololol

15 years video game experience.

Holy shit.

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"Check me out" on the resume

slayed.

Skills include:
Drawing
Mathematics
Academic English
Motor Skills
Motor Repairs
Motor
Failing out of college
Problem Solving
Panty dropping
Business acumen
Analytical Skills
Close attention to detail
Ironic redundancy
Working for money
Shitting with the door open
Accumulating toenail clippings
Math art, high school stuff
Internet Explorer
Newbie Tourney 2014 (2x)
Receiver of several valueless management baubles
Drinking heavily
Excel 2002
Receding hairlines
Excel 2003
Water

nigga's tryna mine bitcoins in his pro pic

lmaooo this man has degrees and shit that yall slandering...

Lead off: check my eBay account
*link is broken*

I'm a soundcloud rapper. I make musics. I have a studio. I was dishonorably discharged from Home Depot for forcibly penetrating the lawn equipment. Some of my skills include Socializing and making a good First Impression

the typa nigga to list his classes as his academic achievements

Nothing tells a possible employer "I learned to go to goddamn class and get my goddamn degree in college, because ma sold my Gateway and kicked me out" like seeing Calc 1 on a resume

I'm about to give him an endorsement for earnestness. That 500-word essay about hip-hop seems so long ago now.

fuck

yeah, I made about 10-16 K a year with Diablo II LOD... for about 10 years.

My music career started with me plugging a microphone into pedals... which ended up being like 60 pedals, half of which I sold on my ebay account.

lol

yeah I changed the ebay acct name.. http://www.ebay.com/usr/*d2elite

My identity is already on here -- so posting more of my pages will just give me more hits. I know you're trying to be offensive, but I am proud of who I am.

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I can't overstate how lol this is.

And I'm not easily lol'd

noooo this nigga was University of Southern Nevada's computer lab nazi hahaha. UML has a computer lab nazi, he sits in a windowless locked room with about 20 reams of copier paper, and only comes out to sneak around and kick kids out with food or drinks lmao


Keeper of the Keyboards
2010-2011
- maintained a safe and dingy dungeon from which I gamed, heavily, while sadsturbating to whatever Google Images got through the firewall I maintained for minimum wage. Made sure all students were aware of my presence. Installed paper in the paper slot. Up to date on modern mousepad maintenance protocols.

funny shit is I didn't actually play the game really... just found exploits, and bought & resold items. Its amazing that that game is still making my main competitor like $30-50 a day...

fucka obliterated

I was always out there in the lab where the students used computers... helped when asked, and pretty much just chilled and fucked off most of the time.



Was there something you wanted to say that would offend me?

1/4 of the way to my bachelors

10 years ago

after spending 4 years on a two year degree at comm college


picked up Academic English in eBay chatrooms

funny shit is, any real MC I spoke with enough for them to learn I made money chillin in my bedroom multitasking... they all were like "how the fuck did you do that". My answer was basically luck, skill, and hard work.

computer lab ASSistant

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Dude you say the funniest shit.

Evil Big Baby tries too hard, but he's smart in his reviews of battles and such... I read a few.

>just me

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lmaoo at this thread

Clowning a man for the way he makes his living is for fuckboys.

It's how he puts food on his table, lets make fun of that.

Sounds dumb. Try hard.

And I don't really care for him either but nah, b

ITT PROFIT TAKES THE HIGH ROAD AFTER MAKING A JOKE WHERE HE POSTED A PICTURE OF A BLACK MAN AND CALLED BLACK PEOPLE NIGGER APES AND THATS THE WHOLE JOKE

Profit stfu lesbian doughnut losah ulook like a doughnut fatty mcfattison ur chin is smelly cuz it phat like nikki minaj boot

Awwwww :)

You're a grown man portraying a baby on a rap board.

So awesome man

I'm not gonna bicker with y'all. I said what I needed too.

Peace.

u a lesbian doughnut pretnding to be a lesbian

lol