Quarterfinals bracket, chat and predictions.
 

That was a fantastic Round 2 aside from three no-shows. Let's avoid that as we're down to the final eight. The threads will go up tomorrow, but I figured I'd give you your topics and matchups now.

First, a little bit of book-keeping: Split beat Cormier 5-3 by votes but was deducted one for a missed vote. Everyone else who won voted on the required battles, which was much appreciated.

For this round, you get 12 lines. I'm also doubling the penalty for missed votes, so that each missed vote means a two-vote deduction, since there are only three battles for each competitor to vote on. Verses again will be due Thursday.

Here's the matchups, with the topics being Weezer songs on the 20-year anniversary of "Buddy Holly":

8. trap vs. 5. kannon | The Good Life
3. Split vs. 2. Darth Yoda | Photograph

1. El Pancake vs. 5. Eŋg | Why Bother?
6. Soulstice vs. 2. oats | Only in Dreams

shit, sorry for not voting on Pent vs. Soulstice. fell asleep and now my lymph nodes are more swollen than a mofucka nomsayin????

All tough matches to call this week, gonna be a dope round.

My bad on not voting broseph. I been slacking on being a productive member of the netcees u verse.

I bought a ***tus yesterday. I named it Ferdinand but I'm not taking that info to the public.

lmao i've actually got a ***tus too, one of those where the top is a seperate entity that feeds off the host

pretty cool

I got a ***tus, aloe plant, bamboo, and succulent. Keeps the air fresh and clean and creates a positive CHI FLOW

@Cormier great match. Office Space is one of my favorite movies. Especially love the jump to conclusions mat.

8. trap vs. 5. kannon | The Good Life
>cool meeting, similar styles. Topic is even footing for both, suspect Trap will do something that shows the good life is a silly façade because his verses are always focused on conflict. Kannon releasees the feel good hit of the summer, providing just the boost he needed to go viral. PancakeBrah's sister throws her bra at his debut concert& loses her anal virginity in one crazy night in what will eventually become a Disney Channel original, "Cake in the Backcourt." Trap takes the win bc we're all secretly cynical, Kannon lives the good life irl

3. Split vs. 2. Darth Yoda | Photograph
>Darth Yoda posts a dick pic with his verse shaved into his pubes, and I no show having gone on a blind drunk bender missing the due date by several weeks. Second time this tourney Certain's given me a topic that suits me very well, but DY is a wild card. Last time we met he shut me out in a champ match. Good times, good times.

1. El Pancake vs. 5. Eŋg | Why Bother?
>Great matchup. No snarky comments, this will be nail-biter provided Pancake doesn't no show. Shit topic. Cake is on a tear, and Eng is holding his cards close thus far. Could see an upset here, but Cake's verses tend to have mass appeal.

6. Soulstice vs. 2. oats | Only in Dreams
>another fantastic matchup. Cool topic, seems to fit both well except in a slightly askew manner. Couldnt pick who could win.



This is probably the most loaded round of a topical tournament in quite a while

brb writing 60 lines and whittling
@Certain ive composed my top 5 verses of last round with ocmmentary if were doing that

Yes, anyone who would like to submit their picks for the five best from last round is welcome.

This goes for @Soulstice, @oats, @Split, @Darth Yoda, @El Pancake, @Eŋg, @trap, @kannon and anyone else.

Also, does anyone want to do a phone interview?

lmfaooooooooooo you can't be serious

oats will win this

Why wouldn't I be? It's a Google Voice number, not my real phone.

It'd be two dude posturing over the phone talking about topicals. It's better to just keep it a one way audio IMO but do u

Lol, Split is the man.

I love Certain all solo and stuff. :)

Fine, the people have spoken. So I will speak. Without other people.

Also, what a terrible U.S. Open final.

certain dont listen to him, dude is outraged at the idea that a phone interview about two dudes/topical but has made more threads concerning dudes/topicals this week than anybody else. nyc you're not top tier. i'll easily give you the work on any written anything any day of the week. set it up and tag me.

NYCSPITZ just negged me because my "online cool persona is a lie."

Does anyone at all think I'm cool? I'm definitely not. I'm sorry to have misled you.

idk I think you're cool. come get this work.

lol did he neg you on like 9 accounts, too? But I have to agree if oats continues on this story telling tear, he's a threat

Damn, finally got me Soul; just be sure to show for the rest of the tourney.

Looking forward to the round

brutal. I was worried about Cilic for Fed - flashbacks of that Del Potro loss years ago, similar styles. def did not see Djoker falling to Jeremy Lin like that. Any final that ends in straight sets is a bit disappointing imo

Sometimes a straight-sets match can be good. But Serena Williams and Marin Cilic just overpowered their opponents on a ridiculous level.

true - if it's 7-6, 7-6, 7-6 (or any competitive set, really), it can still be a good match. but you said what I was getting at - it never felt out of Cilic's hands.

Someone @ me when I should vote

Nfl has arrived so I been on a endless Binger

@fig baby @baby @evil big baby @Template @dead baby @ faggy @baby dick @fag who won't be named vs. @Seymour BUTTS

49 line maximum

Topic: my cock mouth salivates

@Template?

SUP

don't wanna hear this after you got me by 1 and then no showed, fucker.

:-|

You want to send me your top five this time? No commentary needed, if you don't want.

8. trap vs. 5. kannon | The Good Life
3. Split vs. 2. Darth Yoda | Photograph

1. El Pancake vs. 5. Eŋg | Why Bother?
6. Soulstice vs. 2. oats | Only in Dreams

pretty much just picking those the seeding favours.

Worked on my gf's friends car...got scotch as partial payment...Balvenie

it was deeeelicious

Your flowing chi could get the D vocally. You're a cool cat orally,
but in my jungle a day is hard work; scuffed boots and torn ovaries.
A persona is just the Aura's wings. Fluttering. Casting shade for the devilish fiends.
A blackened sun embellishing heaven's ray's cascading vibrantly.
Hell on Earth is reality. Growing plants are for suckers. Inhale a tree

I just tasted some Costa Rican Beer in a red bottle. The twelve pack had two 6 packs wrapped in parchment paper. Kind of weird/Cool? Anyways, was actually really good.

http://i61.tinypic.com/1239v1v.jpg



I pretty much only ever drink dark Lagers or Ambers..This was light but I didn't mind it. I didn't know that type of thing existed.

I just got ethered cuz of my house plants

@kannon

I sent my verse to Certain, let's get it poppin.

about time. thanks for the battle

@oats certain has my verse

Yo certain try send me that verse real quick ;)

I got you @Soulstice, I'll get it up after work tonight