Which would YOU rather fight?
 

These days the big innovative companies like google like to throw out the odd random question. One of which is the following:

Which would you rather fight;
A horse sized duck?
Or 100 duck sized horses?

DISCUSS!


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No wait a horse sized duck

If its a horse sized duck it's FTW

Horse sized duck is just begging for a typo.



@God Of War to make this happen.

Tonio to thread.......

100 horse ducks

but are they physically able to withstand me stomping on them?

I'd imagine a horse sized duck eating me straight up

^^^ this

what we are mostly in agreement of in the office

it all comes down to the physical strength of the duck sized horses

but if they the size of a duck ain't no way they got a chance against the Munster

they don't have any weapons in nature. we don't either but we got COGNITIVE THINKING

but they are dumb and built to survive off of brute strength which they would lose a great deal of

but a 100 of them might be able to ram my legs and take me out, but again they don't possess the intelligence or the instinct

I think I'd win the series, Munster in 6


and the duck can it still fly? thats a crazy combo

200 lbs duck that can fly with a big ol beak and the capacity to swallow me whole

Both are animals that would never really engage in combat with a human whether they are big or small.

The horse sized duck would be scary as fuck tho lol

idk I think any bird would attempt to eat anything smaller than them

depends on the setting/scenario

if we in a bar i'd take my chances against either/or easily

You could be right, they would probably be braver but I still think they'd have an instinctive sense that we should be avoided if possible...just like most animals including Lions and other predators do, because they know what we do, we have weapons and we kill.

Nah ducks would just eat you up - yum yum

Would you rather have a nipple sized dick or dick sized nipples?

Circle has become full.

Depends on what you mean @Flo Real.

If this was something that happened through millions of years of evolution they may have learned not to fear us although I doubt it as we have weapons, the only animals that don't fear us are the animals who have not been hunted by us, which is very few. They may have evolved to hunt us when given the chance though, If we are alone or threatening it etc. Like Lions do.

If someone made it the size of a horse overnight, it would just be a big duck, it would still act like a duck. It might not be so quick to run away but it definitely wouldn't turn into a predator overnight.

I'm probably thinking too deep into this lol

I dunno how to answer this.

I can't figure out which is better lol

I wouldn't wanna fight a duck sized duck tbh. Them things are mean an bite lol has nobody else been chased by a duck or goose you CNN barely punch the fuckin things cuz they head so small lmao

I got surrounded by a group swans with their kids (swanlets? I don't fucking know) once.

They're vicious bastards when they feel threatened.

Tough question

If I was asian id take dixk sized nipples.

lmfao @ eddie breaking this shit down to bare bones

@Witty

Well ducks and swans and geese are vicious fuckers when need be. Plus, ducks have never been "hunted" by man so they wouldn't have the instinct to run, in fact in most cases they come to us as a source of food (bread) so they would want near us, an if we pissed him off, boom, bye bye. He just snatch you up like bread.

THE HORSE SIZED DUCK SO I COULD TAME IT WITH SOUND OF MY LUTE

THEN RIDE IT INTO BATTLE AND SIEGE THIS CITY FROM THE ASSHOLE PLEBEIANS WHO ONCE MOCKED ME AND MY ANIMES

WHO'S AN ANIME NOW, DICKJERKS

ANSWER ME THAT ONE

I assumed this was a duck that grew to be the size of a horse, not that someone made the duck big overnight

also - dick sized nipples would own

it'd be like you had 3 dicks. i'd ice them bad boys up and fuck a chick with my erect nipple

Not defined

I'd rather fight the big duck

the horse ducks would b to small n numerous and maneuverable

th duck horse is big n slow

plus good meal after kill

Duck meat over horse

That's what I said, gimme tree bishes

horse sized ducks have TEETH

a duck is a ho. when they bite you there just pecking at you with a dumb dull flat bill. but imagine 100 horses with human teeth the size of ducks biting your achilles

ova

but yea obviously anyone with a brain would fight 100 of them as opposed to a giant duck. if it pecked you it would smash your skull. you couldnt even hurt it

either way, a 250 lb duck is gonna eat you bro

Ducks are fucking pussies. I'd snap their pencil legs in one shin kick.

horses don't know how to bite as a fighting instinct tho do they?

bro their legs would be a foot wide at that size

plus you're simply a W*** nerd from buffalo, the duck would bite you in half you ain't got no killer instinct

yea, they bite and kick eachothers faces off in the wild

they are scary as fuck.

@uh-oh man if they biting then idk

but I'd still be field goal kickin em til I pass out

and if they the size of ducks how fast are they?

probably really fast

if im in boots and jeans tho im fucking them horses up. although i dunno. they might swarm. but if theyre coming at me all stupid its kickball city

plus if you break one of there legs there done. so you could kick one into some others, and take out a crowd

word

mvgt the tiny horses

I'd smash em out

Never been to buffalo?

Plus I train to kill people.
You ummm box?
Cool. I'd break your hand so you couldn't box me.
Then I'd probably stab you in the thigh with a pencil and break your knee inward.

Lol I hope a duck sized horse kills somebody in my lifetime