LMFAO LUCOS WANNA POP SHIT AT THE CHAMP? COME GET IT PUSSY, YOU HAVE MY FULL ATTENTION IN THIS FUCKING THREAD, YOU JUST AWOKE THE GODDAMN BEAT OF THE DISC BOARD, AND I'M FEELING LIKE A LEVIATHAN RIGHT NOW. LETS FUCKING GO! [ ROAST OF LUCOS]
 

THIS YOU TALKING TOUGH, BRUH?

YOUR NAME IS ACTUALLY LUCOS GREER


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AHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS BITCH FRAIL AS HELL, YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOU SLUMPING STOCKY STALLONE? THE BAR FIGHT CHAMP? NEVER THAT YOU FUCKING BRITTLE BONES FAGGOT.

ONE PUNCH AND I'D PROBABLY SNAP YOUR FACE IN HALF

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ROFLZZZ/10


PATHETIC.

MOM WONT EVEN LET YOU LIVE IN HER ABSEMENT, SO SHE THREW YOU IN THE SHED/OUTHOUSE

PETE DOHERTY LOOKING CRACK HEADED MOTHERFUCKER

YOU PROBABLY ONLY OWN TWO SPOONS, AND NEITHER ARE FOR CONSUMING CEREAL WITH ROFLZZZZZ


I HONESTLY CANT IMAGINE HOW YOU CAN EVER POSSIBLY OF INTERACTED WITH A FEMALE OF ANY SPECIES

EVER.

WHAT YOU GONNA DO, INVITE 'EM BACK TO SEE ALL 6 INCHES... OF YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHERS PINK CAST-OFF LAMPSHADES?

THIS FAGGOT GOT A DR. ROBOTNIK DILDO ON HIS SIDEBOARD FFS

ROFLZZZ

hahahahah you're pathetic. get off the internet and/or work on your writing you subhuman disease. every time i come on here all i see is you posting shit talk in every single thread and promoting your wack battle live league that failed because you were in it.

i'm engaged. to a model/fashion designer. the closest you'll ever have got to engagement was 15 years ago when your 56k modem blocked your phonecalls because you were downloading child porn on limewire you fucking loser

good job stalking the facebook though, im glad i got to you. clearly unhappy about being labelled as the biting waste of potential you always were

There's no way this is life.


That first pic just leaned me so hard.


I'm not sure if that's a Hipster Sméagol or SPECIAL NEEDS MATT DILLON.

BATTY DA GOD OF ROASTS AND WINE

lol lucos da god

deaded at the fedora pic

m'textcee ass nigga

lmao. keep going

Oh shit, just saw the Dr. Robotnik dildo....way leaned.

get this rep, Baron.


Is that facepaint? It looks like you're crying OCEAN WATER FROM SONIC DRIVE-IN.

Lookin like Doofy from Scary Movie as a playable character in LA Noire.


Looks like Ben Stiller: Secret Agent Human Monkey

Lookin like Mr. Peepers guest starring on Mad Men, son.

yall can do better than this.

WEIGHING SCALES UNDER MY FEET THAT WOULDNT EVEN MAX OUT IF I BELLY FLOPPED ON IT

death.....damn.

this creep looks like a missing part of the human centipede

his spirit animal is emaciated vulture

has the look of a dehydrated drifter

highschool yearbook: "most likely to get caught fapping in public"

hairline looking like a tetris piece

the literal embodiment of toad the wet sprocket

looking like he slapped a set of dentures in his mouth crooked

looking like he used a gradeschool glue stick to apply a spray tan/burn mask over his face

grimm fandango face looking ass creeper.

Dead at Toad the Wet Sprocket and Grim Fandango.

i had to google, but lol'd hard at grim fandago

lars, how does it feel to have started the worst roast thread of all time to draw attention from the fact youre a FAGGOT and a BITER?

"champ"

where is @Bags i thought he was the go-to-guy for this weaksauce

is Netcees Lars' personal army lol

leaned @ "no teeth Doherty" tag

Lurking.


I tbought we been down since untain?

Y u lashing out on me?

roasts made out of spite are usually lame

not lashing, just expected a quotable. confirmed for lars faggotry

ether at sid vicious, I would say come forth, but I already know.

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also lol at untain. i forgot about that

H.I.V for Vendetta

dude looks like a tapeworm.

Looks like Vanilla Ice with Elephantitis spent the night at the lodge from Twin Peaks drinking the juice out of glow bracelets.

looks like ya wigger who played the new robocop caught ebola while jerking off sea lions off the coast of madagascar with his teeth

Looking like Bruce Campbell with cerebral palsy practicing MMA

Looking like the son of James Franco and Terry Schiavo wants to be a secret agent

AIDS Ventura: White Bloodcell Detective

Caveman McBedsurfer


Got that Trevor from GTA fade


Looking like a roadie for Red Hot Chilipeppers

fair played sir.

did you know that this brit looks like Sheldon cooper playing Tom hanks full blown aids mode in Philadelphia?

or that his chest has the dimensions of a mouse lemur being sucked through a haldron collider?

or that his chest has more bones then one of dem dere mustach fish>?

or that his frail emaciated frame's bmi index is "bitch made"

and is it fair enough to say that duke lookin str8 like jude law disguised as a zombie disguised as a stage 4 cancer patient?

lmao that was mine

the bed goblin got me

word.

dude looks like a homeless marmoset.

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Looking like a weekend tweaker/raver who frequently makes appearences at EDM shows dressed in drag. shared needles in the dingy bathroom with other dudes, inadvertently catches AIDs then you embraced the gay lifestyle.

Look like an extra in the club scene of the movie Blade.

You're a fuckin junkie, scales for the rock and paper towels to wipe up the blood after mainstreaming it through your dick vein

Lookin like you wait by the trashcans to take niggas leftover FOH

lmao dudes teeth starred with Hugh Grant in Rotting Hill

finally logged in after ghostboarding for 6mnths after reading that boarders were being paid not to hop online until xmas, figured it would support his heroine habit

god made 'Lucos' and 'Tooth Rot' rhyme because even he knew this tweeking motherfucker would be a faggot from birth

has no choice but to wear skinny jeans looking boy

this faggot is what little kids imagine Slenderman to actually look like

roflzzz