If u were to off urself..
 

How exactly would u do it??

Eat a bullet, hanging, OD, slit wrists, drown/suffocate..

What would be ur preferred method if u were committing suicide?

Don't wanna hear "oh I wouldn't ever do it to begin w/, I love life blahzay blah"

Say u had no choice.

You wanna talk about something?

No thanks.

OD after snorting lines off a black hookers thigh like a BAWSE

That's likely how I'd go too.

Yup

160 down the freeway til someone cuts in my lane

Very interesting way to do it.. going out w/ a rush.

I need to stop drinking this JW Black tbh. I'm gone.

U my nigga Strik


Stay grounded


At least ur not Masaii

shotgun. irreversible. instantaneous. exploded melon. no chances of coming back.

but it would be terrifying. i've delved into the darkness of suicide about as thoroughly as one can short of attempting it. my intelligence level won't allow it.

but the worst part would have to be the build up, sitting there with the shotgun attempting to get your brain to move your arms and place the shotgun into your mouth and then going through with pulling the trigger. would be terrifying

so in a perfect world i would get so drunk i couldnt remember anything, and while in this blackout drunk i would hire a sniper assassin to take me out when i don't know its coming.

but word

those are both ideas i don't have the balls for

so instead i eat pizza rolls and smoke cigs in the longest slowest suicide attempt of all time

POSITIVE ENERGY

I'd rip my head off.
Put one hand under my chin and the other placed at the back under my ear, and just rip it off.

Jump out of a plane at 20'000 feet, go into cardiac arrest before I even hit that ground

Never feel a thing

i think over everything tho, the ocean would be the worst death of all time

like imagine jumping off a cruise ship in the dead of night in the calm ocean

watching the cruise ship get farther away, and your just in the pitch black with no moon just the stars, the silence of it, since its calm the waves dont even sound much more than a little swish now and then

i would be terrified. just thinking of sharks and anything swimming beneath me even tho there might not be anything for miles

i think i would just swim down as far as possible and then take a deep breath

but swimming down would be TERRIFYING cuz its pitch black and you can't see anything and at any moment something can come bite your leg off like you are a guppy in a tank of piranha

the ocean is terrifying

I love sharks, love the ocean

But that would be one of the most terrifying experiences.. U'd probably die from dehydration before anything would "eat" u.. A shark might take a lil bite but let u go cuz u prolly taste like ash n hooker sweat and just bleed out

yeah you could have a full time job and a future, thatd be horrible.

buy a scratchie i hear that helps things when youre living at home and late 20's

You do know I live better than u right? Like srsly

boy who cried 13.50 get this rep

Die in my sleep.

Or sky diving accident. Splat! Awesome

Go on rampage until cops had no choice but to shoot me down.

I'd want people to know who I am, because I'm a self centered ass.

rent a Ferrari & race it full speed down the highway with no seat belt on

This thread is dark even for nc.

Shotgun to the face.

If not weapon, either OD or jump off a tall building.

prob just not drink bb formula

I'd jump in front of a train. Those shits go fast as hell and will leave you in a cloud of meat. No pain, no nothing, it just rips you apart so fast not even your clothes can hold you together. It's egocentric as fuck cuz you'll traumatize some people, but ye, that's the most surefire way of going without feeling any pain unless you miscalculate your jump and hit the side of the train instead, lol.

i think lars pretty much covered it

Coke an percs whilst fuckin a bad bitch.
Like Richard prior said, come an go at the same time

I think jumping off a tall building would be the way to go. If you overdosed while trying to have sex, you'd probably shit yourself and pass out and have her run away laughing at you in the process.

Jumping off a tall building is ideal because you get an adrenaline rush, no one else gets hurt and there's very little chance you'd survive if the drop was more than 20 stories. If you fuck up with a shotgun, welcome to life with brain damage and no lower jaw.

Yo, shitload of people have survived crazy falls too. You could fall on someone though, lol. Plus, you might be lying there on the ground in excruciating pain before you die. And if you survive you're most likely crippled as well with an added brain damage too. I swear to God jumping in front of a train going max speed gotta be the best way to do it. You don't get time to feel shit and there's not a fucking chance you'll survive it.

OK, then make it 50 stories.

People have survived falls from airplanes yo, you can only reach a certain speed due to air resistance. The only sure way to kill yourself is to dive head-first into the pavement. And a lot of people have regret jumping the second they've taken the leap. Imagine that, going 20-50 stories and regretting your decision, shiiiieeeet. A train just rips your whole existence apart at once, no time regretting shit.

lol @ responses

"I'd kill myself with a painless drug while getting a blowjob from 3 pornstars while on shrooms while winning the lottery tbh"

Lol everybody shits themself when they die so that point is irrelevant
drugs an sex is a good way to go.
Either that or getting sniped in front of a bunch of old people

jump off a building, lined with low grade explosives. that way I explode when I hit the ground and everyone thinks I was a robot.

i'd tie fishing line around a door knob on the roof of a building. i'd tie two lines actually. one that goes to my neck and another one that goes to my waist. the one around my neck would be about a foot shorter than the line around my waist. after i'm all rigged up and shit, i'd super glue my hands to my head. once the glue dried, i'd jump off the roof...if all went as planned, my head would be severed off my neck, but still glued to my hands. so, when they see my body, i'll be dead as fuck but still miraculously holding my on head. fucking dope.


"hold ya head chris"

I'd go to Switzerland, enjoy it's winter and then say goodbye

was i

i'd make a video saying mossad captured and trained me, then i'd suicide bomb the russian embassy and start a 50 year war

LOL @ certain committing suicide via a tall story, ironically