NCGs you would allow to date your sister/daughter/female relative
 

Definitely in:
- Mike Wrecka
- Sn00p
- dead man
- oats
- namix


In with conditions:
- Sharp Nine pending confirmation of steady income... it's great you have a passion for music but that's not gonna pay for my nephew's legos n shit
- Knucklehead pending confirmation of good jewish qualities outweighing bad ones (if you're rich and you eat bacon you're in)
- Cashius pending evidence of a personality
- Orc pending a renouncement of gaelic football and an endorsement of Australian football


Almost made it:
- Meth (great guy but I can't accept ginger genes tainting my family bloodlines)
- Aero (I enjoy your banter but I have concerns about your fidelity and also you wouldn't fit in at a barbeque)



consideration of others on request

Codeman, Strikta, and Reed.

I'm clearly fucking ur mothers

I'm not ginger tho

Dom that was racist bruh. But lulz at Cashius pending a personality.

I wouldn't give a Fuck. I don't dabble in my relatives' business.

Literally nobody.

I agree. WTF I look like letting you date someone close to me and we both in same tournament. Your punch lines become actual.

Dom I'd love to hop into some Australian pussy. Set that up

I'm hurt, Dom. truly.

Yo but I ain't ginger

Bro, I have like 6 personalities. Which one do you think she'd like?

Pancake - you have been posting on the same board as me for some time and yet you have never managed to trigger either "he seems like a good guy" thought OR a "he's a faggot" thought. I am unsure about you. You would need to convince me.


ill Nik - besides the obvious that you are too old to date anyone, you have a surly demeanour. I feel like you would never hit a woman but you would break her down mentally through years of your volatile moodiness. You're a no.


Meth - even a reputation as a ginger is unacceptable. Sorry.

Badweather - you are too glum to board with, let alone live with. I wouldn't inflict your company on anyone I like

Witty - I forgot about you tbh. You're in. congrats.

Just to be clear I'm not ginger

daughter?

Destro - if my father dies before my mother and a respectable period of time passes I would be open to discussing the possibility of you taking her to bingo twice a week and perhaps seniors pilates

see, that's all I wanted

I demand to kno ur reasoning for such blatant and public.disrespect.


Also.....gone at methyond....wtf son u have develeoped a lazy eye.....stop writing nbl.mags immesiately lol

dom some new zealander told me that aussies fuck sheep rofl

(o.0) @ this topic.

Also none of the black boarders could fall into this scenario....my family is old country italian....it just wouldnt work out. Srry bros.

That's how I conserve energy

One eye at a time baby.

then ur answer would be knuck right/

didnt italians marry a shit load of jews in the old days rofl

The jews murdered jesus

These r catholic worshipping people G

Knuck is not welcome.

lmao in all the gangster movies the italian dudes marry jewish girls MOVIES NEVER LIE

I'm honored.

His magic tricks and tomfoolery had to be stopped

We did it!!

Dom, flow was off, that concept I've seen before just that u worded it well, still not my cup of tea

Lmfao. This is why u wont be joining us for christmas.

dom c'mon old chap im a swell lad

Oh my @ Abortion face.

Lollllll that giant avy is.priceless too hahaha.

Bags - the fact that you had to ask NCGs for dating advice is unimpressive. Also, in that thread you showed a blatant disdain for anything that required even a modicum of effort on your part. Your recent weight loss and enthusiasm for weight lifting does not fool me. Soon as you are in a steady relationship you will resort to being a couch potato. You ideal date is sitting around at home wearing grease stained sweatpants eating cheezits and watching Seinfeld re-runs. I understand you have some Italian heritage. How are your culinary skills? You could better your chances if I thought you might provide an outstanding spread of food at family gatherings


GOW I will not have my nieces and nephews raised by someone barely literate.


Atomic I will need to see photographic evidence that you are no longer a greasy long haired pimply douche

but i can teach em how to mod

U are dead to me.from this day forward.

Pics of your female relatives or thread should be closed imo

I actually don't have a sister or daughter. They are hypothetical. Hypothetically they would be solid 8's

greasy hair? nah. pimples? lol not since i was 13. a douche? well, that's open to interpretation, online possibly, irl of course not i'm a gentleman

plz allow me to date one of ur fine sister/daughter/female relatives

ok so smart 8 pieces.

"A dime piece is an 8 who puts more effort into her appearance" - Aerosop

I'm down

hmmmm NYC I'm unsure about you. You've been trollish in the past but more recently you've been funny and your contribution to date ideas in the other thread was acceptable. I'd give you 2 probationary dates then reassess.